Charles EP Murphy
@cepmurphy.bsky.social
Started writing, nobody has succeeded in making him stop. Self publisher & jobbing writer, most books available: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Charles-E.P.-Murphy/e/B015UTGDJW
Not on twitter; rarely checking DMs atm
Not on twitter; rarely checking DMs atm
tfw when you remember Reform have put Matt Goodwin up as a candidate
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
tfw when you remember Reform have put Matt Goodwin up as a candidate
tfw you're watching the Future Shock documentary on 2000AD and you have to get through a bit of Neil Gaiman talking
January 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
tfw you're watching the Future Shock documentary on 2000AD and you have to get through a bit of Neil Gaiman talking
Those glorious old school Commando painted covers with SCREAMING COVER TEXT! but it's alternate history pictures (which this one could work as anyway...!)
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Those glorious old school Commando painted covers with SCREAMING COVER TEXT! but it's alternate history pictures (which this one could work as anyway...!)
Nobody Believed Me That The School Is Run By A Hypnotist And Now He's Turning The Internet Off?!
January 22, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Nobody Believed Me That The School Is Run By A Hypnotist And Now He's Turning The Internet Off?!
tfw you've been a fan of Warren Ellis, Neil Gaiman, Joss Whedon, Father Ted & IT Crowd, and British wrestling but realise Crossed comics remain unproblematic
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
tfw you've been a fan of Warren Ellis, Neil Gaiman, Joss Whedon, Father Ted & IT Crowd, and British wrestling but realise Crossed comics remain unproblematic
Me on the block button when a 'product marketing' bot follows me:
January 20, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Me on the block button when a 'product marketing' bot follows me:
I miss Jack Staff.
January 20, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I miss Jack Staff.
Primate (2026) dir. Johannes Roberts
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Primate (2026) dir. Johannes Roberts
If comics without violence
Cause you some snores
Well, Zarjaz has a flashback
[kisses fingers]
TO THE ROBOT WARS!
GRUDNIGHT!
Cause you some snores
Well, Zarjaz has a flashback
[kisses fingers]
TO THE ROBOT WARS!
GRUDNIGHT!
January 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
If comics without violence
Cause you some snores
Well, Zarjaz has a flashback
[kisses fingers]
TO THE ROBOT WARS!
GRUDNIGHT!
Cause you some snores
Well, Zarjaz has a flashback
[kisses fingers]
TO THE ROBOT WARS!
GRUDNIGHT!
Millennials Brits! Now America's soft cultural power has taken a whack, now is the time for us to stand tall and admit we liked Mister Blobby! WE'RE TAKING HIM BACK
January 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Millennials Brits! Now America's soft cultural power has taken a whack, now is the time for us to stand tall and admit we liked Mister Blobby! WE'RE TAKING HIM BACK
Me when someone plays videos at 101% volume on the bus:
January 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Me when someone plays videos at 101% volume on the bus:
when you're reading subs copies of Death Of A Judge and Rok The World and remember this may be the last John Wagner stories
January 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
when you're reading subs copies of Death Of A Judge and Rok The World and remember this may be the last John Wagner stories
older posters spotted by the influx:
![Judge Dredd panel of two panel walking in on three startled barnyard-animal mutants, who are around a blackboard marked "Plan For Killing Norms [humans]: 1. Kill Norms. 2. Kill More Norms."
Panel 2, a desperate panicked lamb-mutant says "We're rehearsing for a pantomime! For kids!"
Art by Paul Marshal, writing Al Ewing](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2e2n577gjwhbirsnoot4y6p5/bafkreib2m6qtcrjyysopbctlozlaswycmazrdfkrordccnbjxdfufoxiay@jpeg)
January 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
older posters spotted by the influx:
Mister Toad will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Mister Toad will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
When there's a printing of Hitman (L) for me (R) to read
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
When there's a printing of Hitman (L) for me (R) to read
We told Robin that there's British food discourse on the internet again.
January 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
We told Robin that there's British food discourse on the internet again.
goodnight all, I leave you with sensible dating advice
January 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
goodnight all, I leave you with sensible dating advice
We've got a whole SERIES of articles on why we wrote the particular dorky alternate history stories we did (like this one): www.sealionpress.co.uk/blog/categor...
January 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
We've got a whole SERIES of articles on why we wrote the particular dorky alternate history stories we did (like this one): www.sealionpress.co.uk/blog/categor...
me and the alternate history crowd responding to this call:
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
me and the alternate history crowd responding to this call:
Professor Betz has some grim reports about ethnic violence already breaking out between white English and nationalist separatists:
January 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Professor Betz has some grim reports about ethnic violence already breaking out between white English and nationalist separatists:
Me, hearing of Death Planet: "Oh, a pulpy strip about a death planet, I'd like to see that!"
Me, reading Death Planet:
Me, reading Death Planet:
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Me, hearing of Death Planet: "Oh, a pulpy strip about a death planet, I'd like to see that!"
Me, reading Death Planet:
Me, reading Death Planet: