Eli Manning pre-Super Bowls: No passion, aloof, looks disinterested

Eli Manning post-Super Bowls: Easy E, unflappable, cool under pressure

There’s no more likable trait than calling everyone around you stupid all the time.

It's worth saying over and over again until people take it seriously; this government is going to kill so many people that it will make the Holocaust look quaint.

Horrific reporting from the AP on the Myanmar families watching their kids starve to death from Trump and Musk’s aid cuts apnews.com/article/myan...

Oh, phew, well I'm glad we solved that huge problem. Well done, everybody.

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)

Nah. If you're that dumb, we get to be as punitive as possible.

The amount of people this government is going to kill will make the Holocaust look quaint.

I understand the reasons why Justin Turner is starting at first base tonight.

But it still makes me want to slam my head in a car door.

I don't know what to do with this information

Remember when these guys ran a completely fabricated story about trans kids sourced to a single bigot who worked at St Louis Children’s Hospital and it got so much traction that they ended a bunch of programs for trans kids because of all the bomb threats

Looking forward to hearing about pitch selection on every damn pitch for the next three hours.

Why do the Blue Jays always have the coolest post season home runs??

Yes, Katie!!

I just don’t even know what Granderson is supposed to do there? Head was up, didn’t make contact with the head or neck area, didn’t drive him to the ground, didn’t land on him…

Is there a worse broadcaster than Andrew Catalon? My goodness, dude has absolutely no clue what he’s watching half the time.

[DB tackles receiver while the ball is still in the air]

Jason McCourty: “That looks like a clean play to me!”

So fucking do something about it you worthless sack of shit.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Time to get Reese McGuire up in the pen. Give us six innings, Reese.

Ooh, my little shitty one, shitty one
When you gonna throw me some strikes, Soroka?

Ooh, you make this game less fun , game less fun
Planning on giving up nine, Soroka?

M-m-m-mike Soroka

Okay. So any plans when they send in the military, like they already told you they were going to do.

We know it’s illegal. They don’t care.

So what do you have next???