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99% of Bluesky is people telling you how much smarter and cooler they are than all those Bluesky people while lacking the self-awareness to realize that they, too, are a Bluesky person.
The other 1% is Mina Kimes.
The other 1% is Mina Kimes.
Wait, how are we saying Marcus Mariota’s name now?
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wait, how are we saying Marcus Mariota’s name now?
This is MASSIVE news for James Madison.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is MASSIVE news for James Madison.
And that ends the Deion Sanders Era at Colorado. He finishes 16-20 over three seasons with one bowl appearance — a loss in the Alamo Bowl. An incredible amount of flash with little substance.
Kinda feels like the “haters,” “doubters,” and “non-believers” are due a massive apology.
Kinda feels like the “haters,” “doubters,” and “non-believers” are due a massive apology.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
And that ends the Deion Sanders Era at Colorado. He finishes 16-20 over three seasons with one bowl appearance — a loss in the Alamo Bowl. An incredible amount of flash with little substance.
Kinda feels like the “haters,” “doubters,” and “non-believers” are due a massive apology.
Kinda feels like the “haters,” “doubters,” and “non-believers” are due a massive apology.
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daily/weekly/monthly reminder that espn got rid of talented journalists just so they could afford to pay this sentient diaper rash
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
daily/weekly/monthly reminder that espn got rid of talented journalists just so they could afford to pay this sentient diaper rash
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
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“neck”: the greatest marching band song played by the often imitated, but never duplicated, southern university’s human jukebox.
[🎥 via southern university]
[🎥 via southern university]
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“neck”: the greatest marching band song played by the often imitated, but never duplicated, southern university’s human jukebox.
[🎥 via southern university]
[🎥 via southern university]
Solo trumpet anthem is undefeated
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Solo trumpet anthem is undefeated
So weird when sports broadcasters are like, "Thanks for letting us into your home!" when you watch the broadcast. Bitch do you actually think you're in my house right now?? You're on the television, pal, relax.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So weird when sports broadcasters are like, "Thanks for letting us into your home!" when you watch the broadcast. Bitch do you actually think you're in my house right now?? You're on the television, pal, relax.
The Pro-Life Party™️ strikes again.
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough.
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough • Kentucky Lantern
A third unvaccinated infant in Kentucky has died of pertussis as public health officials urge Kentuckians to get vaccinated against the disease.
kentuckylantern.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The Pro-Life Party™️ strikes again.
If you give an 11-year-old all the money in the world -- which is as far as Elon Musk has developed socially and emotionally -- yeah, I'd imagine this is the sort of thing he'd do.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If you give an 11-year-old all the money in the world -- which is as far as Elon Musk has developed socially and emotionally -- yeah, I'd imagine this is the sort of thing he'd do.
There's no way you could convince me that Phillip Rivers couldn't start for an NFL team tomorrow and throw for 900 yards in a game.
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There's no way you could convince me that Phillip Rivers couldn't start for an NFL team tomorrow and throw for 900 yards in a game.
The picture of health!
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The picture of health!
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I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”
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This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
"A man pardoned by President Donald Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
It's kind of crazy how horrific a person this guy is and it just doesn't matter at all. Just a complete and utter abomination of a human being and we've all decided we just don't care.
Unreal.
Unreal.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It's kind of crazy how horrific a person this guy is and it just doesn't matter at all. Just a complete and utter abomination of a human being and we've all decided we just don't care.
Unreal.
Unreal.
I love how we're just selling the country to the Saudi's and think there won't be any repercussions. Like, the depth of the thinking is just, "Money good!!!" and nobody has given an ounce of thought beyond that.
A completely comical way to go about the downfall of a nation.
A completely comical way to go about the downfall of a nation.
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I love how we're just selling the country to the Saudi's and think there won't be any repercussions. Like, the depth of the thinking is just, "Money good!!!" and nobody has given an ounce of thought beyond that.
A completely comical way to go about the downfall of a nation.
A completely comical way to go about the downfall of a nation.
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Ever notice is never student loan data that manages to be "irretrievably destroyed"
Nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from the Broadview ICE Detention Center has been "irretrievably destroyed" and cannot be produced as evidence in a lawsuit against the government over abhorrent conditions there:
www.404media.co/two-weeks-of...
www.404media.co/two-weeks-of...
Two Weeks of Surveillance Footage From ICE Detention Center ‘Irretrievably Destroyed’
"Defendants have indicated that some video between October 19, 2025 and October 31, 2025 has been irretrievably destroyed and therefore cannot be produced on an expedited basis or at all."
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ever notice is never student loan data that manages to be "irretrievably destroyed"
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A big indicator of this fascist moment, for me, was exposing Hanania’s past as pseudonymous white supremacist blogger, him issuing a non-apology apology then writing gutter racist shit under real name, & nevertheless enjoying mainstream success
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A big indicator of this fascist moment, for me, was exposing Hanania’s past as pseudonymous white supremacist blogger, him issuing a non-apology apology then writing gutter racist shit under real name, & nevertheless enjoying mainstream success
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
Jonathan Vilma desperately trying to show the audience, several times, that he knows about the meme is one of the saddest things I've ever seen an adult man do in public.
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Jonathan Vilma desperately trying to show the audience, several times, that he knows about the meme is one of the saddest things I've ever seen an adult man do in public.
How is NFL Network's coverage of games so damn amateur?
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
How is NFL Network's coverage of games so damn amateur?
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The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
To negotiate a trade deal with the President of the United States, the Swiss government arrived with a "special Rolex desktop clock" and "a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar"
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
Wow, did you see that Pat McAfee took his shirt off? What a wild and zany guy. Wow.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wow, did you see that Pat McAfee took his shirt off? What a wild and zany guy. Wow.
My favorite football talking heads are the ones that understand that they are wearing a microphone when they're on television and, therefore, they don't need to yell at the audience.
It's a rarity, but man, there's simply nothing better than someone speaking on television at a reasonable volume.
It's a rarity, but man, there's simply nothing better than someone speaking on television at a reasonable volume.
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My favorite football talking heads are the ones that understand that they are wearing a microphone when they're on television and, therefore, they don't need to yell at the audience.
It's a rarity, but man, there's simply nothing better than someone speaking on television at a reasonable volume.
It's a rarity, but man, there's simply nothing better than someone speaking on television at a reasonable volume.