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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 9h

Fuck this dude

The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 1d

Ricketts was out once he discovered Murakami wanted to be paid money.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 1d

I'm at the point where I hope they ban it just so I never have to hear anyone talk about it again.

The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 1d

[six days later]

"I apologize. I should know better than to say 'crotch candy' on television. I promise to do better."

The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 1d

This is Jameis Winston erasure.

The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 1d

Whoopsie daisy guess we missed another false start on the tush push! Ah well. Whadaya gonna do, amiright!?

Well anyway, see ya again next week!

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 2d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 2d

Can’t believe it’s already time for the Ryan Clark Apology of the Week™️ sponsored by Draft Kings. Guy spends more time apologizing for all the dumb shit he says than actually working.

Draft Kings! The crown is yours.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 2d

Seems silly that the only time we used Colin Rea this series was to eat innings at the end of a blowout…

The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 2d

Brb gotta go make a few large bets

Jordan Bastian @bastianmlb.bsky.social · 2d

Cubs announce that lefty Matthew Boyd will start Game 4 at Wrigley tonight.

The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 3d

Eli Manning pre-Super Bowls: No passion, aloof, looks disinterested

Eli Manning post-Super Bowls: Easy E, unflappable, cool under pressure

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 3d

There’s no more likable trait than calling everyone around you stupid all the time.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 3d

It's worth saying over and over again until people take it seriously; this government is going to kill so many people that it will make the Holocaust look quaint.

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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 3d

Horrific reporting from the AP on the Myanmar families watching their kids starve to death from Trump and Musk’s aid cuts apnews.com/article/myan...

Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar

U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.

apnews.com

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, phew, well I'm glad we solved that huge problem. Well done, everybody.

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 3d

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3d

There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 3d

Nah. If you're that dumb, we get to be as punitive as possible.

The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 3d

The amount of people this government is going to kill will make the Holocaust look quaint.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 5d

I understand the reasons why Justin Turner is starting at first base tonight.

But it still makes me want to slam my head in a car door.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 5d

I don't know what to do with this information

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 5d

Remember when these guys ran a completely fabricated story about trans kids sourced to a single bigot who worked at St Louis Children’s Hospital and it got so much traction that they ended a bunch of programs for trans kids because of all the bomb threats

max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 5d

David Ellison’s note to staff on Paramount’s acquisition of the Free Press

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 5d

Looking forward to hearing about pitch selection on every damn pitch for the next three hours.

The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 6d

Why do the Blue Jays always have the coolest post season home runs??