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Put whatever you want on your hot dog. It's your hot dog.
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99% of Bluesky is people telling you how much smarter and cooler they are than all those Bluesky people while lacking the self-awareness to realize that they, too, are a Bluesky person.
The other 1% is Mina Kimes.
The other 1% is Mina Kimes.
Has anyone gone from “This guy rules!” to “Holy fuck this guy sucks!” faster than Adam Silver?
Adam Silver: "There's no doubt that AI will have the same impact on sports... how we're going to be able to [hyper-personalize] our telecasts... We're about to witness probably the most significant change, certainly in my lifetime, in how sports are presented." 🏀📺🎙️ #NBA
February 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Has anyone gone from “This guy rules!” to “Holy fuck this guy sucks!” faster than Adam Silver?
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I don’t know what a Druski is but it really seems to suck and we should stop involving it in things.
February 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I don’t know what a Druski is but it really seems to suck and we should stop involving it in things.
Proactive? Never heard of her.
Guess Dems will just continue on without a plan.
Guess Dems will just continue on without a plan.
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Proactive? Never heard of her.
Guess Dems will just continue on without a plan.
Guess Dems will just continue on without a plan.
God this is all so fucking gross, man
Tom Brady says the March 21 flag football tournament in Saudi Arabia will be "real football" and "real competition."
Tom Brady on upcoming flag football event: "It's gonna be real football . . . real competition"
On March 21, a delegation led by Tom Brady will stage a flag-football tournament in Saudi Arabia.
www.nbcsports.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
God this is all so fucking gross, man
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I say this every NBA trade deadline, but if I ever have to learn what a trade exception is or how to calculate it for my job, I swear to God I am going to hunt down everyone who rooted for a salary cap in MLB and fill the air vents in their cars with bees
If I'm counting it all up right, the Grizzlies have turned Desmond Bane and Jaren Jackson Jr. into Cedric Coward, five first-round picks (plus a swap), about $17.5M in expiring contracts and the biggest trade exception in NBA history. Lots of raw materials to work with, at least.
February 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I say this every NBA trade deadline, but if I ever have to learn what a trade exception is or how to calculate it for my job, I swear to God I am going to hunt down everyone who rooted for a salary cap in MLB and fill the air vents in their cars with bees
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Trump has been tipping people off here too. It's an easy way to say thank you to big donors or to scrape up some walking around money for yourself
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Trump has been tipping people off here too. It's an easy way to say thank you to big donors or to scrape up some walking around money for yourself
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This attorney is describing a concentration camp. The Holocaust didn't begin with exterminations, but systematic removal of legal rights, concentration in slums and then camps, and deportations and denatiralizations
And what awaits these clients in Texas? Unspeakably cruel and inhumane treatment.
1. Rotten food. I had a client explain she had to make a half-pint of milk and an apple last every day because the other meals consisted of spoiled or rotten food. One client wasn’t fed for >36 hours.
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1. Rotten food. I had a client explain she had to make a half-pint of milk and an apple last every day because the other meals consisted of spoiled or rotten food. One client wasn’t fed for >36 hours.
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February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This attorney is describing a concentration camp. The Holocaust didn't begin with exterminations, but systematic removal of legal rights, concentration in slums and then camps, and deportations and denatiralizations
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This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News
About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.
apple.news
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.
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Dude keeps collecting made up participation trophies for imaginary things.
"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Dude keeps collecting made up participation trophies for imaginary things.
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"*knowingly* ahh the gate to the groin" a+ commentary here
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
"*knowingly* ahh the gate to the groin" a+ commentary here
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Very Wilhelm-y with notes of Mantzoukas bsky.app/profile/razz...
February 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Very Wilhelm-y with notes of Mantzoukas bsky.app/profile/razz...
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one of the finest entries into the "everyone is 12" genre. you want to build a factory on the moon and use a big catapult to send things into space? of course you do. you're 12 years old.
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
one of the finest entries into the "everyone is 12" genre. you want to build a factory on the moon and use a big catapult to send things into space? of course you do. you're 12 years old.
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nothing to see here
This week, the Trump admin has been predicting bad jobs numbers. Public handwringing by top officials. Now the number is better than expected, and guess what? People were betting on it on Kalshi! But I'm sure everything's on the up and up and no adminstration officials cashed in.
Thousands of Amateur Gamblers Are Beating Wall Street Ph.D.s
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
nothing to see here
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We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
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They tried to arrest people for saying "you should follow the law" which really tells you where we are at lol
A grand jury has refused to indict Democratic lawmakers in connection with a video in which they urged military members to resist “illegal orders.”
Grand jury refuses to indict Democratic lawmakers in connection with illegal military orders video
A grand jury in Washington has refused to indict Democratic lawmakers in connection with a video in which they urged U.S. military members to resist “illegal orders,” according to a person familiar with the matter.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
They tried to arrest people for saying "you should follow the law" which really tells you where we are at lol
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Says a hell of a lot about where America is right now that it will be seen as a massive, massive upset if the El Paso airspace closing isn't related to some sort of crime against humanity.
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Says a hell of a lot about where America is right now that it will be seen as a massive, massive upset if the El Paso airspace closing isn't related to some sort of crime against humanity.
Can’t wait to see the spectacularly braindead fashion in which the Dems end up passing the DHS funding bill.
February 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Can’t wait to see the spectacularly braindead fashion in which the Dems end up passing the DHS funding bill.
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Kind of shocking how much respect I’ve lost for Tim Walz in all of this.
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Kind of shocking how much respect I’ve lost for Tim Walz in all of this.
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This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
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Putting heart monitors on Olympian family members for TV is fucking weird
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Putting heart monitors on Olympian family members for TV is fucking weird
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So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh