Lord Whitmore Reans
@cha0tic.bsky.social
Misanthrope, living in two places in Staffordshire. I don’t have a home. I just have two places where I sleep. I like dogs. I make things. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers
Being 79.6 kg or is it the scales themselves that’s going to kill. Me?
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Being 79.6 kg or is it the scales themselves that’s going to kill. Me?
I had these two posts turn up in my timeline. Both quote posts by @rhianwilliams.bsky.social I know I should do alt text. I can’t. I’m too horrified.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I had these two posts turn up in my timeline. Both quote posts by @rhianwilliams.bsky.social I know I should do alt text. I can’t. I’m too horrified.
So.
That’s me.
I’m not as heavy as I thought I was. 79.6kg.
With dog it comes in at…
88.2kg.
So paddy weighs. 8.6kg.
That’s me.
I’m not as heavy as I thought I was. 79.6kg.
With dog it comes in at…
88.2kg.
So paddy weighs. 8.6kg.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
So.
That’s me.
I’m not as heavy as I thought I was. 79.6kg.
With dog it comes in at…
88.2kg.
So paddy weighs. 8.6kg.
That’s me.
I’m not as heavy as I thought I was. 79.6kg.
With dog it comes in at…
88.2kg.
So paddy weighs. 8.6kg.
A big glorious sky day over the village.
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A big glorious sky day over the village.
2 minutes & 30 seconds. The ear is off the skunk. Coming up on 7 minutes and the squeaker has been pulled out. #JRT #DestructoDog
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
2 minutes & 30 seconds. The ear is off the skunk. Coming up on 7 minutes and the squeaker has been pulled out. #JRT #DestructoDog
I am watching #JohnWick & have Paddy sitting on my lap. Of course I’m fucking upset. And if I had the skills I would go on a completely reasonable murderous rampage.
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am watching #JohnWick & have Paddy sitting on my lap. Of course I’m fucking upset. And if I had the skills I would go on a completely reasonable murderous rampage.
Scottish fried meat products (Haggis, white pudding and another one which I forget the name of but it’s quite sweet), fried egg & fried bread. I bet my arteries are harder than yours.
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Scottish fried meat products (Haggis, white pudding and another one which I forget the name of but it’s quite sweet), fried egg & fried bread. I bet my arteries are harder than yours.
#SundayPix #SundayPixBelovedCritters Young Paddy AKA Pip-pip-pippety-pip AKA Paddy whack.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
#SundayPix #SundayPixBelovedCritters Young Paddy AKA Pip-pip-pippety-pip AKA Paddy whack.
#SundayPix #SundayPixBelovedCritters my boss’s dog Betty AKA Betty Boo Boo
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
#SundayPix #SundayPixBelovedCritters my boss’s dog Betty AKA Betty Boo Boo
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
It’s all a bit frosty.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It’s all a bit frosty.
Still quite spectacular though.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Still quite spectacular though.
Bugger! Just missed the sign for Shap.
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Bugger! Just missed the sign for Shap.
Had a local beverage last night.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Had a local beverage last night.
The Tay road bridge at night.
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Tay road bridge at night.
On the way to Cupar. Now in a Fisher & Donaldson for Stovies.
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
On the way to Cupar. Now in a Fisher & Donaldson for Stovies.
Abroad for the weekend.
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Abroad for the weekend.
Archery is great fun. I did it at school. This was earlier in the summer. The castle had an open day and one of the activities was archery. The group top left & the single one bottom right is because they’d put balloons on the target.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Archery is great fun. I did it at school. This was earlier in the summer. The castle had an open day and one of the activities was archery. The group top left & the single one bottom right is because they’d put balloons on the target.
“Waiter. What’s this?”
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Waiter. What’s this?”
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
“It’s Bean stew sir.”
“I don’t know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.”*
#OldJoke
*There’s also Chorizo in it as well.
Friend lives by a Staffordshire theme park and this will be the second night of fireworks for her. There will be another night tomorrow. As I have had Flu’ all week I’m not visiting this weekend. I’m pissed off I’m going to be missing them. Paddy doesn’t seem to mind though.
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Friend lives by a Staffordshire theme park and this will be the second night of fireworks for her. There will be another night tomorrow. As I have had Flu’ all week I’m not visiting this weekend. I’m pissed off I’m going to be missing them. Paddy doesn’t seem to mind though.
I’m to late though & they put her grave out of convenient pissing on.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m to late though & they put her grave out of convenient pissing on.
NO!
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
NO!
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
WHO the hell are you? You might be a perfectly nice young lady.
But…
No.
Fuck off!
Blocked.
Paddy on his walk yesterday. For the first time. I’ve noticed he spends about 90% of his time nose down, not looking where he’s going. When he does look up it’s because he’s heard something.
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Paddy on his walk yesterday. For the first time. I’ve noticed he spends about 90% of his time nose down, not looking where he’s going. When he does look up it’s because he’s heard something.
Happy Halloween/Samhain & then Day of the dead/All Saints day and then All Souls’ Day To all who celebrate.
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Happy Halloween/Samhain & then Day of the dead/All Saints day and then All Souls’ Day To all who celebrate.
Shakshuka or Menemen for my tea.
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Shakshuka or Menemen for my tea.