Lord Whitmore Reans
@cha0tic.bsky.social
🏴🇪🇺🇬🇧Misanthrope, living in two places in Staffordshire. I don’t have a home. I just have two places where I sleep. I like dogs. I make things. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers.
Pronouns? look at my picture & take a guess.
Pronouns? look at my picture & take a guess.
FFS! Hotels PUT A PLUG SOCKET NEXT TO THE BED. EVERY FUCKING CUSTOMER WANTS TO PLUG THEIR PHONE IN TO CHARGE WHEN THEY GO TO BED.
THEY DON’T WANT IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. THERE’S A FUCKING BEDSIDE TABLE
BUT THE 13A SOCKET BY THE BED!
Absolute service industry enshitification.
CUNTS!
THEY DON’T WANT IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. THERE’S A FUCKING BEDSIDE TABLE
BUT THE 13A SOCKET BY THE BED!
Absolute service industry enshitification.
CUNTS!
January 24, 2026 at 1:48 AM
FFS! Hotels PUT A PLUG SOCKET NEXT TO THE BED. EVERY FUCKING CUSTOMER WANTS TO PLUG THEIR PHONE IN TO CHARGE WHEN THEY GO TO BED.
THEY DON’T WANT IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. THERE’S A FUCKING BEDSIDE TABLE
BUT THE 13A SOCKET BY THE BED!
Absolute service industry enshitification.
CUNTS!
THEY DON’T WANT IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. THERE’S A FUCKING BEDSIDE TABLE
BUT THE 13A SOCKET BY THE BED!
Absolute service industry enshitification.
CUNTS!
WPSU Rock Soc’. Knocking on a bit. But still rocking. Farewell Stu’.
January 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM
WPSU Rock Soc’. Knocking on a bit. But still rocking. Farewell Stu’.
Hello Laydies. In Shrewsbury for a pals funeral & WPSU Rock Soc’ are there for him.
January 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Hello Laydies. In Shrewsbury for a pals funeral & WPSU Rock Soc’ are there for him.
On the way to a funeral. & followed a company van with the tagline:
‘Technology solutions for hospitality’
What does that mean?
‘Technology solutions for hospitality’
What does that mean?
January 23, 2026 at 12:44 PM
On the way to a funeral. & followed a company van with the tagline:
‘Technology solutions for hospitality’
What does that mean?
‘Technology solutions for hospitality’
What does that mean?
It’s just fizzy wine & I can’t tell the difference between one or the other. No point in me spending shit loads of money on one bottle when I could buy three, four, maybe five or six that I’d enjoy just as much.
“You are more a Prosecco person, I think” may just very well be the most devastatingly middle-class insult ever committed to text.
All of this happened under a Waitrose champagne listing.
The internet in Britain remains completely undefeated.
All of this happened under a Waitrose champagne listing.
The internet in Britain remains completely undefeated.
"You Are More a Prosecco Person, I Think"
An online champagne review delivers the most brutal class takedown imaginable.
www.bearlypolitics.co.uk
January 23, 2026 at 10:06 AM
It’s just fizzy wine & I can’t tell the difference between one or the other. No point in me spending shit loads of money on one bottle when I could buy three, four, maybe five or six that I’d enjoy just as much.
I already walk a dog. With the recent episodes of #MidsomerMurders I’ve watched. I think I need to take up fishing as well to increase my chance of finding a corpse. #CozyCrime
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January 23, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I already walk a dog. With the recent episodes of #MidsomerMurders I’ve watched. I think I need to take up fishing as well to increase my chance of finding a corpse. #CozyCrime
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Can someone remind me I’ve just eaten a load of pickled beetroot as a late night snack when I go the the loo tomorrow morning.
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Can someone remind me I’ve just eaten a load of pickled beetroot as a late night snack when I go the the loo tomorrow morning.
MUST. DESTROY! I don’t know if he thinks he can chew it down small enough so he can carry it off.
#DestructoDog
#DestructoDog
January 22, 2026 at 4:17 PM
MUST. DESTROY! I don’t know if he thinks he can chew it down small enough so he can carry it off.
#DestructoDog
#DestructoDog
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January 21, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Connections
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January 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I just watched an absolutely fascinating video about Lifts. Who knew?
Look, there's a lot of *news* at the moment. It's a lot. So here's an interesting YouTube video about why elevators in the US and Canada cost 3x-6x more to build and up to 10x more to maintain than in the rest of the world. Who knew?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or1_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or1_...
North America's Elevator Problem
YouTube video by About Here
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I just watched an absolutely fascinating video about Lifts. Who knew?
There are several people I only know by their nickname. Some I do know their real name, but no one calls them that.
Pigeon, Waz, Legs, DrickDrick, Andy the pig.
There are probably more.
Pigeon, Waz, Legs, DrickDrick, Andy the pig.
There are probably more.
Is it ever a good idea to give someone a nickname? | Polly Hudson
Is it ever a good idea to give someone a nickname? | Polly Hudson
A five-year-old girl has convinced her parents to legally change her real name to the nickname she prefers. But giving someone an unexpected epithet can come fraught with problems, writes Polly Hudson
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:09 AM
There are several people I only know by their nickname. Some I do know their real name, but no one calls them that.
Pigeon, Waz, Legs, DrickDrick, Andy the pig.
There are probably more.
Pigeon, Waz, Legs, DrickDrick, Andy the pig.
There are probably more.
Reposted by Lord Whitmore Reans
Original video by creator Lee Hardcastle instead of the content aggregator account
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THingu's The Thing (18+)
YouTube video by Lee Hardcastle
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January 20, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Original video by creator Lee Hardcastle instead of the content aggregator account
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to (eclecticism challenge accepted)
Kate Rusby
Hawkwind
Nine Inch Nails
Pulp
Orbital
Kate Rusby
Hawkwind
Nine Inch Nails
Pulp
Orbital
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to (eclecticism challenge accepted)
Rumillajta
Hawkwind
Steeleye Span
Diamond Head
Cardiacs
Rumillajta
Hawkwind
Steeleye Span
Diamond Head
Cardiacs
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to (eclecticism challenge accepted
Black Flag
Jerry Garcia Band
Morrissey
Buddy Guy
Culture Club
Black Flag
Jerry Garcia Band
Morrissey
Buddy Guy
Culture Club
January 20, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to (eclecticism challenge accepted)
Kate Rusby
Hawkwind
Nine Inch Nails
Pulp
Orbital
Kate Rusby
Hawkwind
Nine Inch Nails
Pulp
Orbital
January 20, 2026 at 11:23 AM
/cc @dochackenbush.bsky.social
Don’t know if you’ve seen this. It might be relevant to your interests 😉
Don’t know if you’ve seen this. It might be relevant to your interests 😉
I need a mood booster, let's talk about capybaras.
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
January 19, 2026 at 9:16 PM
/cc @dochackenbush.bsky.social
Don’t know if you’ve seen this. It might be relevant to your interests 😉
Don’t know if you’ve seen this. It might be relevant to your interests 😉
I would like the tee shirt. But I’d like it with defence spelled right :)
January 19, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I would like the tee shirt. But I’d like it with defence spelled right :)
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January 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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If you want the piss ripping out of someone. The British are quite good at that sort of thing #TheArchers #Trump #PaedoPOTUS
Release the #EpsteinFiles
Release the #EpsteinFiles
Pub Of The Year.
Let me tell you, The Bull is an incredible pub. A tremendous pub. People are saying it’s the best pub, maybe ever — and they’re right. The beer? Fantastic. The atmosphere? Beautiful. Really beautiful.
#TheArchers
Let me tell you, The Bull is an incredible pub. A tremendous pub. People are saying it’s the best pub, maybe ever — and they’re right. The beer? Fantastic. The atmosphere? Beautiful. Really beautiful.
#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
If you want the piss ripping out of someone. The British are quite good at that sort of thing #TheArchers #Trump #PaedoPOTUS
Release the #EpsteinFiles
Release the #EpsteinFiles
Me at my 60th Birthday party with family. This is my young nephew at about 6 months old.
January 18, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Me at my 60th Birthday party with family. This is my young nephew at about 6 months old.
#SundayPix #SundayPixBirthday
My 60th Birthday cake. A caterpillar. Not sure if it’s Colin or one of the other versions.
My 60th Birthday cake. A caterpillar. Not sure if it’s Colin or one of the other versions.
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
#SundayPix #SundayPixBirthday
My 60th Birthday cake. A caterpillar. Not sure if it’s Colin or one of the other versions.
My 60th Birthday cake. A caterpillar. Not sure if it’s Colin or one of the other versions.
Vintage guitar? /cc @darkdwarf.bsky.social Your bought new Rickenbacker is probably vintage by now. I expect you’ve picked up a few more as well :)
Vintage guitar? I do believe that my most recent unit was made in 1973. They are not old, they are history in my hands. Play on brother.
Spending the morning restringing my guitars and the 8yo asks if I have any vintage guitars.
I do not. But then I thought about my 1996 Strat and realized that it is 30yo and that if in 1996 I had a 30yo Strat, a 1966, that would be considered vintage.
Anyway, time is, as always, a mindfuck.
I do not. But then I thought about my 1996 Strat and realized that it is 30yo and that if in 1996 I had a 30yo Strat, a 1966, that would be considered vintage.
Anyway, time is, as always, a mindfuck.
January 18, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Vintage guitar? /cc @darkdwarf.bsky.social Your bought new Rickenbacker is probably vintage by now. I expect you’ve picked up a few more as well :)
😱😍 This is absolutely epic in its brilliance!
This is superb
New Order's Blue Monday played on 1940s instruments .
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
😱😍 This is absolutely epic in its brilliance!
😍 It’s a beach in Cornwall. So it’s going to picturesque. But it’s where the first undersea telegraph cables came ashore in the UK. A proper historic location. IT’S WHERE THE INTERNET STARTED!
January 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
😍 It’s a beach in Cornwall. So it’s going to picturesque. But it’s where the first undersea telegraph cables came ashore in the UK. A proper historic location. IT’S WHERE THE INTERNET STARTED!
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Maybe I should see if I still have my 10m swimming badge. He can get his mum to sew it on his swimming trunks.
Maybe I should see if I still have my 10m swimming badge. He can get his mum to sew it on his swimming trunks.
January 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Maybe I should see if I still have my 10m swimming badge. He can get his mum to sew it on his swimming trunks.
Maybe I should see if I still have my 10m swimming badge. He can get his mum to sew it on his swimming trunks.