Not for nothing, but on the Nintendo Music app, you can listen to an Animal Crossing soundtrack that changes hourly like in the game. Really ups your overall coziness and whimsy.

My favorite genre of brewery patron is the family that brings their kids and lets them run wild and proceeds to sit as far as possible from them and then acts surprised at the ensuing chaos.

“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome

So you guys all know about “Blue Eye Samurai,” right? On Netflix?

“John Wick” but animated and set in 18th C Japan and the enemy is the patriarchy and swords not guns and also much much better than “John Wick.”

The journey of a thousand miles starts with this first step away from Elmo. Courtesy of @michaelengel.bsky.social