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Chad Toney
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As a former Catholic convert myself (now atheist), and someone in a mixed faith marriage, jd Vance’s answer on his wife’s religion is the standard Catholic convert answer. In the circles he’s in, it’s even the reasonable, centrist answer.
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh man James Gunn + Tim Meadows is a revelation.
September 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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It’s true, as many have suggested, that if they can do this to Sen. Padilla, they can do it to others.

I’d only add that they already have been doing this to others.

A mass deportation regime, sooner rather than later, becomes contemptuous of civil liberties and basic decency.
June 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Conspiratorial brain rot.
Trump for the second time during this press conference claims that Biden has "stage nine" cancer (he has stage four cancer)
May 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Maybe little girls get 3 eggs instead of 12. See, eggs are now cheaper.
May 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Chad Toney
Reporter: How did you decide to reopen Alcatraz?

Trump: I was supposed to be a movie maker… Nobody ever escaped. One person almost got there but they found his clothing rather badly ripped up, a lot of shark bites…
May 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I will not be providing pro bono legal services to the Trump administration.
May 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Insane.
Almost every line of this story would have been simply unbelievable a few months ago:

—Pioneering cancer researcher;
—*Arrested* at airport in Boston;
—Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana;
—"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research.

Read it.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
New images could change cancer diagnostics, but ICE detained the Harvard scientist who analyzes them
Without scientist Kseniia Petrova’s expertise, no one can fully unlock the data’s potential, putting crucial advancements in early cancer detection at risk.
www.nbcnews.com
April 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I ❤️ my trade deficit with waffle house
April 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Pizza is Poison

-my first provocative post as a MAHA Influencer
April 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reposted by Chad Toney
March 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
They’re going to turn the Smithsonian into the Creation Museum, aren’t they.
March 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Unlike Zelenskyy, with head bowed and eyes closed I thank President Trump before every meal. 🙏
March 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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February 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Hot Take: If Sam Harris hadn't gone subscription-only, Trump would've lost.
February 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
When is the J6 choir releasing their Worship album?
February 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Captain America — Brave New World movie should’ve been a Falcon origin story — it should’ve been made by John Lasseter and have had “Up” levels of character resonance.
February 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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If Joe Biden fired 100 FAA employees and a plane crash happened just a few hours later, Fox News would bring Lou Dobbs back from the dead with wall-to-wall coverage blaming it on Biden.
January 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’ve learned more from the Wordle Bot than from most of you. 😤
January 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If I make Pascal's Wager, I'm choosing whoever has the best Heaven.
January 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Trump, like Nero, blaming fires on his enemies.
January 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Democrats need to nominate someone, just like, absolutely hilarious.
January 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Running for President” should’ve been considered a flight risk.
January 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Same Look
Dramatically New, Unexpectedly Random Taste
January 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM