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chal
@chalsmell.bsky.social
couch dweller

father of none, GM of five
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I’ll have a nothingburger with extra awesome sauce and a side of cool beans please
Adrian Brody acting like he was in poverty for the last decade. He’s got the Wes Anderson card; that man CHOSE to do god awful movies
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
So glad I left tiktok before the STEM feed 🪦
February 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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my nothingburger has too much void sauce
February 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
sonic bread
February 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Instagram’s main feed algorithm is starting to recommend videos in the same way fb does. I’m just trying to see what my friends had for lunch and every third video is about marine biology
February 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Why is Paedo-hider David Seymour on the front page of @1newsnz.nzcow.com related to his school privatisation project, instead of what he did for Tim Jago?

Why are we turning a blind eye to the sex pest and how DS prevented it from becoming a campaign issue?
February 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’ll have a nothingburger with extra awesome sauce and a side of cool beans please
February 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Great weapon fighting DOES apply to divine smite and divine favour (please) #dnd
January 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Who did this?? 🤣😭😭💀
January 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
How I arrived on bluesky
a cartoon character with white hair is looking down
ALT: a cartoon character with white hair is looking down
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Timothee is redefining what it means to be an A-lister. Why do you think we’re getting these candid Robert Pattinson promos!!!
January 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Jim. 👍👍👍 #jim
January 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The louvre should have an empty room that just plays måsstaden by Vildhjarta on repeat
January 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Favourite crit mechanic for 2d6? Double 6s, exploding 6s, what’s the vibe?? #dnd #ttrpg
January 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m designing an RPG system themed around demonology, ritual magic, alchemy and astrology! (I want to play inside a Robert Eggers film). I might start a blog and post here…
January 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The only thing I really care about with dice systems is the sound they make hitting the tray. Once you know the divine timbre of 2d6 you’ll never go back to 1d20 #dnd #ttrpg
January 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Posting my art journey. Will I continue this? Absolutely not (maybe?)
January 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The campaign begins in a tavern. You are all strangers. You each have your reasons to go to this tavern on this day; to ease off after work, see a friend, anything. As you all approach, IT FUCKING EXPLODES ‼️ ROLL INITIATIVE #dnd #ttrpg
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Photos of Northern Gaza now showing the extent of Israel's genocide
January 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Um. What the fuck?

“Elon was very effective. He knows those computers better than anybody. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. It was pretty good. Thank you to Elon.”

Did Donald Trump just admit he cheated in Pennsylvania?
January 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Thinking about when Boris called the London assembly ‘supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies’. The far right used to have jokes, now they just jokers
January 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Where’s the bsky Supernatural fandom???
January 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM