Bill Dean
@chaologist.bsky.social
Software developer, neophyte baker, reasonably good cook, gone-to-seed athlete.
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Google developer #1: "That's it. Our search engine is simple, efficient, and reliable. It's perfect. We're done."
Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
September 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Google developer #1: "That's it. Our search engine is simple, efficient, and reliable. It's perfect. We're done."
Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
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The flash flooding in Central Texas is absolutely heartbreaking. Michelle and I are praying for everyone who has lost a loved one or is waiting for news — especially the parents. And we’re grateful to the first responders and rescue teams working around the clock to help.
July 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The flash flooding in Central Texas is absolutely heartbreaking. Michelle and I are praying for everyone who has lost a loved one or is waiting for news — especially the parents. And we’re grateful to the first responders and rescue teams working around the clock to help.
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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
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Mike Waltz has left the chat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mike Waltz has left the chat.
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I mean, it's not like we didn't point out that a loudmouth drunkard with poor impulse control and a history of abuse wouldn't make a great SECDEF...
April 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I mean, it's not like we didn't point out that a loudmouth drunkard with poor impulse control and a history of abuse wouldn't make a great SECDEF...
Even really really REALLY awful people all have the same Constitutional rights that the rest of us do. It has to be that way. If it's not, none of us have any rights.
Leavitt describes Abrego Garcia as "hiding in Maryland" and says, "based on the sensationalism of many of the people in this room, you would think we deported a candidate for father of the year"
April 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Even really really REALLY awful people all have the same Constitutional rights that the rest of us do. It has to be that way. If it's not, none of us have any rights.
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I'm so tired of our country being held hostage by fucking morons who are letting a billionaire asshole and a convicted felon take everybody's shit and burn it all down
April 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm so tired of our country being held hostage by fucking morons who are letting a billionaire asshole and a convicted felon take everybody's shit and burn it all down
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you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
April 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
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"The implication...is that not only noncitizens but also U.S. citizens could be taken off the streets, forced onto planes, and confined to foreign prisons with no opportunity for redress if judicial review is denied unlawfully before removal. History is no stranger to such lawless regimes..."
#BREAKING: 5-4 Court, with Barrett joining the three Dem. appointees in dissent *vacates* Chief Judge Boasberg’s temporary restraining orders in the Alien Enemy Act cases. Judicial review must be available, Court holds, but has to come through habeas petitions:
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
www.supremecourt.gov
April 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"The implication...is that not only noncitizens but also U.S. citizens could be taken off the streets, forced onto planes, and confined to foreign prisons with no opportunity for redress if judicial review is denied unlawfully before removal. History is no stranger to such lawless regimes..."
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I made skirt steak and chimichurri sauce tonight in honor of our shift to becoming an emerging market
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I made skirt steak and chimichurri sauce tonight in honor of our shift to becoming an emerging market
I read somewhere that Susan Collins has made several worried faces about this very thing recently too.
interested to see what happens when the social security checks stop flowing
March 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I read somewhere that Susan Collins has made several worried faces about this very thing recently too.
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Elon Musk and Peter Thiel regard our country as their personal factory farm in need of maximizing profitability. Expect no humanity and start from there.
February 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Elon Musk and Peter Thiel regard our country as their personal factory farm in need of maximizing profitability. Expect no humanity and start from there.
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You anti-Kamala Palestine supporters really showed her.
February 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You anti-Kamala Palestine supporters really showed her.
Hegseth pitching meritocracy is buck wild.
January 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hegseth pitching meritocracy is buck wild.
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Apparently you can't use 'Beefstew' as a password.
It's not stroganoff.
It's not stroganoff.
January 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Apparently you can't use 'Beefstew' as a password.
It's not stroganoff.
It's not stroganoff.
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Maybe Kash Patel isn't the right person to head the FBI in light of all this violence? Maybe someone, you know, qualified?
January 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Maybe Kash Patel isn't the right person to head the FBI in light of all this violence? Maybe someone, you know, qualified?
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He's not wrong. Diversity is our strength.
January 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
He's not wrong. Diversity is our strength.
I sucked in 2024, and really 2023 too. Anyway, heres to a less suck-ass 2025 strava.app.link/SUTvtIXhNPb
strava.app.link
January 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I sucked in 2024, and really 2023 too. Anyway, heres to a less suck-ass 2025 strava.app.link/SUTvtIXhNPb
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can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke
December 23, 2024 at 4:19 PM
can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke