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Cardboard Adventurer
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Historical fencing enthusiast.
Lounging in my chair
February 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Does it have to be their borders, or will any organized representation work, like say, two bar league teams meet up for a softball game?
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
My dreams of being a professional hugger have become validated. Someone call me an agent!
February 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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I say we start referring to them as Molotov Mommies.
February 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
When I RSVP 'yes,' I always inform the local mortician of my schedule so that should an unfortunate event occur, they can doll me up and roll me in on a wheel chair.
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Damn. Even djinn aren't safe from getting replaced by AI.
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
If you count the words in the title of the article and the by-line, that's um...14 words.
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
How about Futuramas Tinny Tim?
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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They didn’t have to give Lex big pouty lips and flirty eyebrows, but they did so that in scenes like this it looks like he’s daring Superman to kiss him.
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Compile a list of enemies and their objects that you covet, oh yes. If you help me steal Wald-I mean-Wallys cane, I'll help you with steal your MacGuffin, that's an Odlaw Guarantee.
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I bet it looks like a curly-q french fry, complete with a scalding boiledness in appearance and a crunchy mouth-feel. Photo for reference.
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
It feels like something has happened. That someone broke the third sacred seal of Some Odious Doom! and we're on the brink of societal collap.... oh.
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM