Cardboard Adventurer
@chaoslabyrinth.bsky.social
Historical fencing enthusiast.
Pinned
Painted and tournament ready. Sadly, only the rapier will see use. #HEMA
Pass the poop knife.
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Pass the poop knife.
Frosty: The Winter Lich
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Frosty: The Winter Lich
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" is a song about a mothers infidelity and a child losing trust in the world for the first time.
December 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" is a song about a mothers infidelity and a child losing trust in the world for the first time.
Weren't we suppised to invade Canada? What happened to that?
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Weren't we suppised to invade Canada? What happened to that?
Go ninja go ninja go!
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Go ninja go ninja go!
I miss the days when cartoons were played before movies at the theatres.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I miss the days when cartoons were played before movies at the theatres.
Starbucked internet.
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Starbucked internet.
I think I'll invade my neighbors place for their minerals.
December 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I think I'll invade my neighbors place for their minerals.
Pass the poop knife.
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Pass the poop knife.
"There's not enough room here for the both of us, Phantom Ringing!" -Tinnitus
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"There's not enough room here for the both of us, Phantom Ringing!" -Tinnitus
What is the best Monster energy drink and ice cream pairing for a float? It's time to investigate.
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What is the best Monster energy drink and ice cream pairing for a float? It's time to investigate.
Remember silent radio shows?
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Remember silent radio shows?
Whoever has the most real followers on youtube gets to be president.
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Whoever has the most real followers on youtube gets to be president.
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This guy. This fuckin' guy
This redneck nepo baby shows up at the 11th hour, hasn't done any of the work, but he's friends with the princess and got some afterschool tutoring with Space Gandalf and now he's got ideas. It's simple. We just blow up the Death Star. It'll be like shooting womp rats
This redneck nepo baby shows up at the 11th hour, hasn't done any of the work, but he's friends with the princess and got some afterschool tutoring with Space Gandalf and now he's got ideas. It's simple. We just blow up the Death Star. It'll be like shooting womp rats
May 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This guy. This fuckin' guy
This redneck nepo baby shows up at the 11th hour, hasn't done any of the work, but he's friends with the princess and got some afterschool tutoring with Space Gandalf and now he's got ideas. It's simple. We just blow up the Death Star. It'll be like shooting womp rats
This redneck nepo baby shows up at the 11th hour, hasn't done any of the work, but he's friends with the princess and got some afterschool tutoring with Space Gandalf and now he's got ideas. It's simple. We just blow up the Death Star. It'll be like shooting womp rats
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As part of his quest to become human, Data ultimately exploded. Other AI would do well to follow his fine example.
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
As part of his quest to become human, Data ultimately exploded. Other AI would do well to follow his fine example.
You can save tremendous on your prophylactic budget if you just glue one on.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You can save tremendous on your prophylactic budget if you just glue one on.
She 22 skidooed after getting razzledazzled by that skibidi Ohio rizz.
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
She 22 skidooed after getting razzledazzled by that skibidi Ohio rizz.
I am an older millennial. I possess the life skills that those in older and newer generations lack. I can balance a checkbook, address an envelope, fill out money orders and personal checks, navigate the interwebs, and forward emails using various devices. I am a god.
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I am an older millennial. I possess the life skills that those in older and newer generations lack. I can balance a checkbook, address an envelope, fill out money orders and personal checks, navigate the interwebs, and forward emails using various devices. I am a god.
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Hi, it's me again
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hi, it's me again
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
Please, if you have a senior in your life, consider treating their cellphone as you would their car. If they need help doing simple things on it, such as forwarding an email, it's time to revoke their privileges.
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Please, if you have a senior in your life, consider treating their cellphone as you would their car. If they need help doing simple things on it, such as forwarding an email, it's time to revoke their privileges.
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Look at that craftsmanship: the Euclidean geometry of it, the subtle imperfections in icing. All haloed by years of compounding jpeg comprehension artifacts. Someone made this with their hands and others shared it and reshared it, for years. AI could never
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Look at that craftsmanship: the Euclidean geometry of it, the subtle imperfections in icing. All haloed by years of compounding jpeg comprehension artifacts. Someone made this with their hands and others shared it and reshared it, for years. AI could never
Fudge it. Let's start a war on Christmas. Please, everyone, play your favorite Halloween playlists in public spaces until New Years Day. And next year, start playing them on starting August 1st. Please urge your favorite bands to produce new spooky music for the season. #Christmas #Halloween
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Fudge it. Let's start a war on Christmas. Please, everyone, play your favorite Halloween playlists in public spaces until New Years Day. And next year, start playing them on starting August 1st. Please urge your favorite bands to produce new spooky music for the season. #Christmas #Halloween
My genome has been cracked and analyzed, and while I have my doubts, the egg heads in lab coats insist that I'm not a family of raccoons in a trench coat.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My genome has been cracked and analyzed, and while I have my doubts, the egg heads in lab coats insist that I'm not a family of raccoons in a trench coat.
My favorite Christmas song is You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch.
I don't actually hate Christmas music. It's just that many christmas songs grate on my nerves, or are objectively horrible, or are overdone and terrible covers of classics.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My favorite Christmas song is You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch.