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chaotichairball.bsky.social
@chaotichairball.bsky.social
Doggo and kitty mamma to 6. I bake bread sometimes. Currently playing a malformed high elf bard.
Things my bard did in tonight’s session:

- Mock two enemies to death
- Crush another enemy’s skull in with her Beatin’ Flute
- Attempt to befriend a flesh eating monster by asking its name, pronouns, and explaining the difference between friends and food

#dnd #criticalrole #fisharefriendsnotfood
a shark is swimming in the water with the words fish are friends not food
ALT: a shark is swimming in the water with the words fish are friends not food
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Dear Canada,

Please save us.

- from all of us who do not want to star in Handmaids Tale
the handmaid 's tale is being advertised by hulu originals
ALT: the handmaid 's tale is being advertised by hulu originals
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My Prairie Bluebell chicken finally gave me a blue egg!

#chickens #chickensofbluesky #flockmamma
February 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just finished Onyx Storm by Rebecca Yarros, my 8th read of 2025!

#onyxstorm #booksky #tbr
January 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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A rare cartwheel galaxy
PGC-2248
Photo credit James Webb Space Telescope
Constellation Sculptor
Discovered 1941 by Fritz Zwicky
Distance 500 light years
Once a normal spiral galaxy it collided perfectly (bulls eye) with another galaxy who's shock wave created this unique structure.
January 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My Bard is the master of unknowingly disrupting her party members’ well thought out plans, sort of like Luffy D. Monkey 😂😅

#bard #dnd #onepiece #letchaosreign
January 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Reading #onyxstorm in a salt room - 10/10 recommend

#booksky
January 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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All I know is that Xaden Riorson wouldn't be a republican. #booksky #onyxstorm #4thwing
January 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
On page 75 of #onyxstorm and if General Aetos could kindly yeet himself off of the parapet that would be lovely.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

#booksky #amreading
January 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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The gulf of Mexico becoming "the golf of america" is like when snoop dogg changed his name to snoop lion. It just doesn't work and it will change back in a few years
January 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Time to start my next adventure! #booksky #onyxstorm #amreading
January 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good thing I have an xxlarge dog bed 😂 #dogs #dogsofbluesky
January 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
She’s so photogenic 😻😻 #cats #catsofbluesky
January 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My boys made a heart (sort of) #cats #catsofbluesky
January 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My bard can’t play the flute so she uses it to hit enemies instead 😂 #dnd #bard
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM