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Charles
@charleswheeler.co.uk
Cool dad, pro wrestling ref, temporarily paused poet, disabled rights activist and non-toxic sports fan. Permanently sleepy.

Buy my poetry: charleswrites.itch.io
Read some crap: stuporturf.substack.com

🏉 Leicester Tigers
🏈 Minnesota Vikings
It’s not even spectacular! jst unnecessary
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ash ketchum voice rebecca I choose you
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Truly incredible how they managed to set the expectation at “piece of cardboard” then disappoint while delivering even that
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Circa £20 and that was in a sale. The voucher has been refunded lol
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You’re so very welcome, I simply could not keep it contained
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
DAY SIX

This
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Delighted that you got four different answers
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
DAY FIVE

Today’s piece of cardboard is reasonably identifiable as a bookmark! Featuring a memorable quote from, as best I can tell, Tmomas A Bunch of Squares
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Reposted by Charles
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
DAY FOUR

🚨LEGIBILE WRITING ALERT🚨

Finally, we know what every word on one of these things says! Once again, however, this item for book lovers is a small piece of cardboard
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The Hiss is short for “the harassment-free piss”
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Whatever keeps him out of the darkness retreats
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Yeah absolutely agreed
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
22 in an ultra-high-pressure job, new father, ADHD, meditation will only get you so far lol
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It needed work from college, that’s not unusual. IIRC @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social’s take/educated guess was that they got partway through working on it in the offseason and had to call time on the progress, rather than doing it in-season as you say
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Yep okay that all follows. Gonna cry now ty
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Okay multiple people whose opinions I respect are crashing out about this, take withdrawn
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Iiiiiiii think this might be good? His mechanics were an unfinished job and my big hope for him is that if they finish the job next offseason he might actually still have potential, but for now I’m okay with letting him play on instinct and ignoring the already-broken footwork stuff? Maybe? I dunno
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
DAY THREE

Anyone for bingo? Shout if you get 00000IIIII000IIII00
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I seem to remember it did okay in the UK too? I saw it and enjoyed it a lot!
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM