@charmingprostitute.bsky.social
People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
Sorry guys i cant tweet anymore because i have no loyalty
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Sorry guys i cant tweet anymore because i have no loyalty
I decided i dont rly care that much if countless coastal cities get swallowed by the ocean
January 7, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I decided i dont rly care that much if countless coastal cities get swallowed by the ocean
Nobody cares ablut the fire department
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Nobody cares ablut the fire department
Reposted
eggs are so delicious i want to eat 100 eggs
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
eggs are so delicious i want to eat 100 eggs
Reposted
Reposted
i cannot be uncomfortable for even one second or i will die
January 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
i cannot be uncomfortable for even one second or i will die
some ppl have to be rly rly drunk not to be able to drive
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
some ppl have to be rly rly drunk not to be able to drive
Guys what do the red lights on the backs of the cars in front of you mean? i dont rly care about driving
January 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Guys what do the red lights on the backs of the cars in front of you mean? i dont rly care about driving
Omg guys bodies bodies bodies is on
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Omg guys bodies bodies bodies is on
Oh my god im so bored
January 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Oh my god im so bored
I would bite lil yachty’s dick off
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I would bite lil yachty’s dick off
Guys im sorry that i said you should make like 3 dollars and 50 cents for doing a sexual dance for me
January 6, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Guys im sorry that i said you should make like 3 dollars and 50 cents for doing a sexual dance for me
Pisces people find god if they drink hot chocolate
January 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Pisces people find god if they drink hot chocolate
Drank all my little brother’s tequila. Maybe he shouldn’t accept free TVs from people.
January 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Drank all my little brother’s tequila. Maybe he shouldn’t accept free TVs from people.
Reposted
six seven killed my grandma
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
six seven killed my grandma
Reposted
the white latina community has forgiven me!
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
the white latina community has forgiven me!
My coworkers know i would absolutely smoke them on survivor
January 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
My coworkers know i would absolutely smoke them on survivor
Watching kourtney kardashian best moments and sitting next to my gay little brother and laughing
January 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Watching kourtney kardashian best moments and sitting next to my gay little brother and laughing
Reposted
is it illegal to expose yourself to the animals at the zoo?
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
is it illegal to expose yourself to the animals at the zoo?
Reposted
Yes but be careful
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Yes but be careful
Hey guys
January 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Hey guys
Reposted
Reposted
when i say bro, dude, and man its gender neutral because i dont believe the male sex should be referred to with terms of endearment or familiarity
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
when i say bro, dude, and man its gender neutral because i dont believe the male sex should be referred to with terms of endearment or familiarity
Reposted
if youre a man and i call you bro its because i have developed a mental filter that makes me see your head as a potato and thus not a threat to my physical or mental wellbeing
January 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
if youre a man and i call you bro its because i have developed a mental filter that makes me see your head as a potato and thus not a threat to my physical or mental wellbeing
Reposted
made a coffee for myself tastes so delicious and soapy
January 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
made a coffee for myself tastes so delicious and soapy