I know there’s really no such thing as, like, the halcyon days of super bowl advertising, but is every brand just trading in marvel-style celeb cameos now?

Your company was founded with significant help by Jeffrey Epstein. Crypto has been plummeting lately for a bunch of reasons. Americans kinda hate us. Let's try and latch on to some of their love for something else and trick them into feeling good about our brand!

We are in a small community outside Minneapolis and a child arrived to an empty house on Friday. No parents, ice kidnapped them and just leave children to wander alone after school

and maybe he comes back and does a “take this and hodl; for it is my body” thing with his own coin. he could still surprise us all, molly. i don’t think we can afford *not* to bet.

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Tech executives want to convince everyone else that the reduction of everything in their lives to a large but irrelevant set of dimensions is equivalent to all meaning to their lives. It’s weird byproduct philosophical thinking derived from virtualization and emulation.

my email inbox has been filled with readers telling me this is “too simple” or that i am wrong about what racism is. so yeah.

Imagine a neoliberal ghoul, but like a ghoul from fallout. Now make him Cajun and give him way too much credit for Clinton's '92 win (the one where Ross Perot helped split the conservative vote and convinced Democrats that neoliberalism was not only good policy but good politics)