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shoes ‘n booze
So did he actually apply to 1,000 jobs or does he just say he did? Idk this has real “Cousin Eddy holding out for a position in management” vibes
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So did he actually apply to 1,000 jobs or does he just say he did? Idk this has real “Cousin Eddy holding out for a position in management” vibes
I just want to be able to get all of the ingredients and recipe into a single screenshot but that’s not possible because our fucking relentless ad culture I hate it here
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I just want to be able to get all of the ingredients and recipe into a single screenshot but that’s not possible because our fucking relentless ad culture I hate it here
Weird because he could’ve gone to Costa Rica months ago… since he apparently needs to be gone soooo urgently
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Weird because he could’ve gone to Costa Rica months ago… since he apparently needs to be gone soooo urgently
She’s an indoor cat (tree) again
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
She’s an indoor cat (tree) again
NO FUCK YOU @google TURN THIS SHIT OFF I DO NOT WANT IT I HATE YOU AND I HATE YOUR STUPID AI I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
NO FUCK YOU @google TURN THIS SHIT OFF I DO NOT WANT IT I HATE YOU AND I HATE YOUR STUPID AI I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Everyone's getting bourbon and nuts for Christmas
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Everyone's getting bourbon and nuts for Christmas
Anyways somehow I ended up at the donut place after my run?? Weird
December 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Anyways somehow I ended up at the donut place after my run?? Weird
Anyways somehow I ended up at the donut place after my run?? Weird
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Anyways somehow I ended up at the donut place after my run?? Weird
I want to die
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I want to die
I am once again BEGGING y’all to stop moving to DFW
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I am once again BEGGING y’all to stop moving to DFW
This is too cold for me 😭😭😭
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is too cold for me 😭😭😭
STOP THE COUNT
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
STOP THE COUNT
I’m glad I decided to watch this game in a place with an emotional support cat
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m glad I decided to watch this game in a place with an emotional support cat
18-lb turkey
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
18-lb turkey
Thankful to get to visit this turkey
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Thankful to get to visit this turkey
DUSTY?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING DUSTY???
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
DUSTY?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING DUSTY???
DUSTY?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING DUSTY???
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
DUSTY?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING DUSTY???
Good morning to Texas A&M meat judging and Texas A&M meat judging only
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Good morning to Texas A&M meat judging and Texas A&M meat judging only
I just miss my sweet baby girl so much 😭😭😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I just miss my sweet baby girl so much 😭😭😭😭😭
I GREW DIS ON MY LIL TREE
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I GREW DIS ON MY LIL TREE
I lost my sweet angel baby Sophie very suddenly and unexpectedly almost 3 months ago 😭😭😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I lost my sweet angel baby Sophie very suddenly and unexpectedly almost 3 months ago 😭😭😭😭😭