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shoes ‘n booze
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It’s the Dallas Cowboys for me
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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The Bezos Post: "Free markets, personal liberties, and suck it up and accept rapid inflation while the billionaire class gets even richer."
The Washington Post, everyone
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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we should all watch a rob reiner movie tomorrow, this entire site, just pick one and put it on at like 8pm est
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.
Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Zacur Vargas, 32, was arrested on Dec. 11 in Heath, Texas on a charge of sexual assault of a child, according to a Lewisville police Facebook post.

Off-duty Lewisville cop arrested after being found engaging in public sex act with teen
The accused officer has been employed with the Lewisville Police Department since May 2025.
www.dallasnews.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Obviously, Rob Reiner’s movies are the big things to remember him for but I keep thinking about a very funny scene from New Girl, where he’s Jess’ father and was talking to Nick about Nick’s novel. Rob Reiner kept pointing out the similarities to Twilight and it was so funny.
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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wow this is almost, like, a platform someone could successfully run on
"For the first time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71 percent believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate."
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys
July 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling Hamilton and bringing me untold joy (via the brilliant brettevansmafrog on insta)
October 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
So did he actually apply to 1,000 jobs or does he just say he did? Idk this has real “Cousin Eddy holding out for a position in management” vibes
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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“spoke of his post-grad years”

HE DROPPED OUT!
This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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The US supreme court’s TikTok ruling is a scandal | Evelyn Douek and Jameel Jaffer
The US supreme court’s TikTok ruling is a scandal | Evelyn Douek and Jameel Jaffer
The decision means TikTok now operates under the threat that it could be forced offline with a stroke of Trump’s pen
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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It’s the media’s job to hold power to account. This year, too many got into bed with it instead | Arwa Mahdawi
It’s the media’s job to hold power to account. This year, too many got into bed with it instead | Arwa Mahdawi
The lines between advertising, public relations and journalism have become dangerously blurred
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
It’s insane to me how much Americans are obsessed with cars & driving everywhere but simultaneously treat driving & paying attention like it’s asking too much of them & just loathsomely tedious? & instead of wanting better public transit they just want the right to drive like oblivious assholes.
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Curzon is missing. I let him out back to do his business and he just disappeared. I've looked and I haven't found them. Anybody if you're in the Potomac/ Bethesda area please keep an eye out.
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
And now I just found out that my Nashville friend’s boyfriend of 3 years was killed by a hit and run driver while riding his bike a few blocks from their house. I’m so angry and sad for her and all his friends and family. We’ve got to get people to drive more considerately and pay attention.
While we’re on topic of shithead drivers, some dumb bitch in a big dumb Infiniti completely ignored a stop sign & nearly ran me over when I was walking back from the trail & frankly I don’t think tickets are doing enough we need to start slashing tires & smashing windshields until people act right.
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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we’re all going to die because the worst vc bros on the planet want to strip every basic service to humanity for parts
December 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM