A matryoshka of successively older wizards
chatsubo.cafe
A matryoshka of successively older wizards
@chatsubo.cafe
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RPG, SFF, and Mystery enthusiast

Enjoyer of many cinnamon lattes.

I write too much Rust and Erlang to the sadness of my coworkers.

Really into Battletech

Currently reading: The CRPG Book
Currently reading: Hello My Name is Ice Cream
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I've always wanted to be Columbo.
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I need this right fucking now are you kidding me this is the best EX barding
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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my only criticism is that the bad touch birds dont attack you on sight. real oversight there. the birds need to be extremely annoying and absolutely determined to kill you. the noise they make should activate my fight or flight decades later.
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Are mapo tofu burritos a step too far because I have to make that again soon
December 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Welp I just finished the Nuclear Weapon saga on Behind the Bastards. I think a migraine started and a vein started throbbing when they described how the electrical subsystems of the Minuteman missile system worked. The fact we're not all dead is fucking amazing.
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My kingdom for a usb-c charger.
Sitting in a waiting room bored as hell, steamdeck battery almost dead, phone battery almost dead. Send help bluesky.
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sitting in a waiting room bored as hell, steamdeck battery almost dead, phone battery almost dead. Send help bluesky.
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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He's ok :)
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Apparently I only wrote 393 posts versus 1,581 replies. Lmao guess I'll have to actually post more instead of reply-guying.

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December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I really, really fucking hate the assassin's in Sulfurs dungeon levels. Fuckers love running at me all at once before can mow them down. Fucking bastards.
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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vm.overcommit_memory=2 is always the right setting: https://ariadne.space/2025/12/16/vmovercommitmemory-is-always-the-right.html
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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malevola from dispatch in a suit
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Real interesting looking at these metrics given I beat/rolled credits on 52~ games over the last year.
My Steam Replay looks neat this year.
s.team/y25/gthvhnm?...

Interesting seeing my breakdown of when I gamed the most often and my genre breakdown. I guess Hollow Knight, Silksong, Sulfur and Arc Raiders have skewed my metrics.
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My Steam Replay looks neat this year.
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Interesting seeing my breakdown of when I gamed the most often and my genre breakdown. I guess Hollow Knight, Silksong, Sulfur and Arc Raiders have skewed my metrics.
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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is GitHub also going to start charging per second you stare at their diffing that takes a full minute to load
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Reverse hallmark movie where a small town guy goes to the city to spend Christmas with his family, and hits it off with a hard working business woman, realizes that public transit and ethnic food is amazing, and chooses to move there by New Year’s Eve.
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Still feel like death warmed over. But got a candle going and listening to Bugland by No Joy again. Such a damn good shoegaze album. So I've got that going for me.
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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*pounding fists on table* MORE! MONSTER! LADIES!!
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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"it should have mature themes" - oh like bereavement, getting older, challenges of being a parent? - "no I mean tits and gore"
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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This is INCREDIBLE
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM