Liking that mug

Horrible yes, but mildly funny.

I'm sure you'll find yourself cited in zines and/or academic papers one day. 😛

This is fruitcake slander.

Have you finally graduated to just eating dog/cat food man? I'm pretty sure I served that to my cats earlier.

I've always wanted to be Columbo.

Should still have a demo available, it is sublimely weird in a great way.

my only criticism is that the bad touch birds dont attack you on sight. real oversight there. the birds need to be extremely annoying and absolutely determined to kill you. the noise they make should activate my fight or flight decades later.

You check out Mohrta yet? Gave me similar vibes to the two.

Ain't it so, I had to gate off my kitchen after one of my cats learned she could get into the gap between the cabinets and ceiling via the fridge top.

It's not even her doing it that's a problem, it's her teaching her brother to do it, who we're not getting down without a fight.

Are mapo tofu burritos a step too far because I have to make that again soon

Shit I'd eat it. I'll take 20, lemme wire some money.

Golly what "fun."

What's this? Some fresh horror I've missed? Or is this about birthright?

Only the most functional.
Something something insert joke about functional programming and closures.

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