francis futurama
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he/him; #COYS, #LGRW, #EveryoneN; apologize for the magic the gathering posts but I'll make up for them with plenty of cat and bunny pictures
the time is approaching
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
the time is approaching
Update: I have personally ended the War on Puppies. I am also hard at work on ending the War on Having the Ceiling Fan On While You Sleep. You're welcome.
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Update: I have personally ended the War on Puppies. I am also hard at work on ending the War on Having the Ceiling Fan On While You Sleep. You're welcome.
elon musk endorses woke 2
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 14, 2026 at 3:22 AM
elon musk endorses woke 2
Reposted by francis futurama
[BBC Sport] Sam Heathcote, Macclesfield FC player, is greeted at the school where he is PE teacher after the FA Cup giant-killing v Crystal Palace
January 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
[BBC Sport] Sam Heathcote, Macclesfield FC player, is greeted at the school where he is PE teacher after the FA Cup giant-killing v Crystal Palace
jackson is unfortunately the least surprising place for this kind of thing. I am instantly wary of white ppl I encounter who say they're from jackson bc the concentration of racists is so high
The antisemitic hate crimes continue. This synagogue was previously torched by the KKK.
www.cnn.com/2026/01/11/u...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/11/u...
Suspect arrested after a fire destroys the only synagogue in Jackson, Mississippi, 6 decades after a KKK bombing | CNN
A suspect has been arrested after a fire tore through Beth Israel, the only synagogue in Jackson, Mississippi, on Saturday, leaving the congregation forced to rebuild from the ashes — again.
www.cnn.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:37 AM
jackson is unfortunately the least surprising place for this kind of thing. I am instantly wary of white ppl I encounter who say they're from jackson bc the concentration of racists is so high
still early but I'm beginning to think 2026 is not going to be my year
January 12, 2026 at 6:09 AM
still early but I'm beginning to think 2026 is not going to be my year
lmfao
the fact that no one does anything??
the fact that no one does anything??
A brawl has broken out in the Hershey Bears intermission game
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
lmfao
the fact that no one does anything??
the fact that no one does anything??
i have long held the opinion that cycling is the perfect expression of the melding of human and compound machine but man, ice skates sure makes me second guess that sometimes
stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
January 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
i have long held the opinion that cycling is the perfect expression of the melding of human and compound machine but man, ice skates sure makes me second guess that sometimes
the tide is turning
Here's the full moment of silence including a fan yelling "Go home, ICE"
January 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
the tide is turning
this is partly why israel is so important to the american right: it's the template. this is literally the exact reasoning likud uses to keep palestinians disenfranchised politically
checking in on elon musk, the guy who absolutely did not give a nazi salute last year
January 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
this is partly why israel is so important to the american right: it's the template. this is literally the exact reasoning likud uses to keep palestinians disenfranchised politically
what. when?? will the plot be entirely within moria during the events of fellowship? nothing else makes sense?
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
what. when?? will the plot be entirely within moria during the events of fellowship? nothing else makes sense?
an Ottawa player upset at an opponent going down softly is rich I tell ya
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
an Ottawa player upset at an opponent going down softly is rich I tell ya
could a creature be more comfortable?
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
could a creature be more comfortable?
honestly if I had thought about it for even a minute I definitely would have put money on scott adams straight up going "i'm taking Pascal's wager" on his deathbed lol
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
honestly if I had thought about it for even a minute I definitely would have put money on scott adams straight up going "i'm taking Pascal's wager" on his deathbed lol
the people that I pass at the grocery store and that sit at my bar are still getting their information from once reputable institutions like this
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
the people that I pass at the grocery store and that sit at my bar are still getting their information from once reputable institutions like this
nukes could be actively striking beijing and schumer would still say it's a distraction
January 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
nukes could be actively striking beijing and schumer would still say it's a distraction
the venezuelan military is broadcasting this image on every tv and digital ad board in the country right now
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
the venezuelan military is broadcasting this image on every tv and digital ad board in the country right now
I simply think that tottenham hotspur should not be letting brentford dictate play and definitely should not be unable to get out of their own half for twenty minutes
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I simply think that tottenham hotspur should not be letting brentford dictate play and definitely should not be unable to get out of their own half for twenty minutes
girl what the hell
December 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
girl what the hell
man I knew Kash's FBI was a joke but this is getting ridiculous
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
man I knew Kash's FBI was a joke but this is getting ridiculous
we are one game from the halfway point of the season and the detroit red wings are on pace for One Hundred (100) points
One Hundred points.
One Hundred points.
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
we are one game from the halfway point of the season and the detroit red wings are on pace for One Hundred (100) points
One Hundred points.
One Hundred points.
