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What do you mean they removed the constitution from the White House website

After tik tok is gone be prepared for my shitposting

Oh all the rich people’s houses are on fire??? Oh no………

The Polar Express is a horror movie. It also sucks

The way some people don’t listen to music and just hear it is crazy. Wym you’ve listened to the song 100 times and don’t know what it’s about. The story is what makes a song good?!?? Are y’all ok? Or just boring??

#meme #memes

Why are parents so concerned when their baby has gas. No one is concerned when I do, my tummy hurt too ya know

I buy a new phone charger because I lost the first one, but now I suddenly have two lost phone chargers

The “not having anything to watch” to “I’ll just put on SpongeBob” pipeline needs to be studied

Babe, wake up.

You're missing the existential dread.

I warned you there'd be dad jokes.