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chefesque.bsky.social
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Coastal media elite, and occasional fly tyer
What about some super divorced dude who has almost 500 loose nuke equivalents?
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
As an American I don’t blame you.
December 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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college should, in the US, be free. college is not - nor has it ever been, despite the protestations of our trade school colleagues (business, engineering, etc.) and administrators - simply job training.

the US educational system became the light of the world because of its liberal arts foundation
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Have you met our government?
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Trying to gin up some sympathy?
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You do you.
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What if and stay with me we made one giant one with 360m members and we could negotiate as one collective entity and really get economy of scale.

There would be no other game in town so providers would have to work with you.

It would be epic.
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
That kitty sleeps soundly on an ever growing pile of skulls of her enemies.
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
TBH I yell at bags of cookies but usually when they run out.
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I had to make the meme...
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Her own personal hell is what she is living right now. waking up every day and inventing ways to get mad about the gender of cookies.
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You’re too kind. I would wish a very special visit from Krampus, who would stuff her in a sack and carry her to hell.
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I’m sure she carefully inspected the genitalia of each of those 16 gingerbread people to ascertain their sex assigned at baking.
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Then in the summer your heat pump is telling all your inside heats “go play outside, and don’t just go over to the neighbor’s house”
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This time of year your heat pump is taking the lonely heats lurking outside your house and inviting them in to hang out with the other more numerous heats inside your house.

Just make sure there are no vampire heats hanging outside your house.
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Can’t wait to spend 5 hours sitting next to a sweaty dude that spent his layover in Atlanta doing a HIIT workout, and neglected to shower.
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I also got hit at karaoke on Saturday night.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
So are we getting government mandated wet nurses?
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
That or brassica oleracea.
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Has she taken her earrings out? That is 100% an actionable threat in the garden state.
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
They better invest in gender specific steak knives too, otherwise they’re going to find out all new stabbing sensations.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM