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@chefhoss.bsky.social
Survived seven brain surgeries to watch societal collapse.
Professional chef and historian coping proliferating plagues, fervent fascism, gruesome genocide and environmental evisceration.
Professional chef and historian coping proliferating plagues, fervent fascism, gruesome genocide and environmental evisceration.
General Mills really missed a great marketing opportunity.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
General Mills really missed a great marketing opportunity.
That's right, we don't subside of chlorine gas like the President.
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
That's right, we don't subside of chlorine gas like the President.
Cannot imagine there's much to see inside that head worth saving.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Cannot imagine there's much to see inside that head worth saving.
Just what I needed tonight.
I offer a grey cat as a token of appreciation (she's "helping" make the bed).
I offer a grey cat as a token of appreciation (she's "helping" make the bed).
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just what I needed tonight.
I offer a grey cat as a token of appreciation (she's "helping" make the bed).
I offer a grey cat as a token of appreciation (she's "helping" make the bed).
We have the cheese curds for your poutine!
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
We have the cheese curds for your poutine!
Check out the hubris on that guy.
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Check out the hubris on that guy.
That's what the AI wants.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That's what the AI wants.
I think that's selling yourself short, you put far more love into that pie than Red Baron.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I think that's selling yourself short, you put far more love into that pie than Red Baron.
It warms my heart to read.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It warms my heart to read.
Post through it, you can do it. We believe in you.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Post through it, you can do it. We believe in you.
What a luxury! When I worked at the university cafeteria, they had one of those ovens. Probably costs more than my car but man were they nice.
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What a luxury! When I worked at the university cafeteria, they had one of those ovens. Probably costs more than my car but man were they nice.
Good to know it's that easy!
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Good to know it's that easy!
Oh God no, and they become so filthy! That's a cook's duty: before or after a shift with a chemical that will melt your skin and give you a noxious headache.
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oh God no, and they become so filthy! That's a cook's duty: before or after a shift with a chemical that will melt your skin and give you a noxious headache.
That's right, I've worked in kitchens, I know about incontinence issues. I mean, cleaning ovens...
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
That's right, I've worked in kitchens, I know about incontinence issues. I mean, cleaning ovens...