Beyhaw Agenda
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Chosen. Witty. I love God. Often told I'm too much but, are you adequate? *my tweets are not a reflection of my employer*
I didn’t wear that extra layer that my granny used to make me wear and now I have flumonia. 😭
January 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I didn’t wear that extra layer that my granny used to make me wear and now I have flumonia. 😭
Broken clock is right twice a day.
December 13, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Broken clock is right twice a day.
Funniest documentary that I’ve seen in a while.
I’m watching a documentary** about flat eathers and it’s funnier than a Christopher Guest movie, but unintentionally
*Behind the Curve
*Behind the Curve
December 13, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Funniest documentary that I’ve seen in a while.
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The reason teen pregnancy was statistically WIPED OUT with Millennials was because my generation of girls received the most comprehensive, in your face examples of it in media and public health campaigns and was taught more about sexual education than any other generation in modern history.
December 11, 2024 at 3:34 PM
The reason teen pregnancy was statistically WIPED OUT with Millennials was because my generation of girls received the most comprehensive, in your face examples of it in media and public health campaigns and was taught more about sexual education than any other generation in modern history.
Got a pot of red beans on…smells like home.
December 1, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Got a pot of red beans on…smells like home.
I keep seeing people on the clock app talk about drink hot chocolate with bone broth….when they could really get some unflavored collagen and be happy 😑
December 1, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I keep seeing people on the clock app talk about drink hot chocolate with bone broth….when they could really get some unflavored collagen and be happy 😑
I’m supposed to go to brunch but…the air quality has me STRUGGLING
December 1, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I’m supposed to go to brunch but…the air quality has me STRUGGLING
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I’m thankful for the top ten scientific developments that improve health:
Vaccines
Antibiotics & antimicrobials
Clean water, sanitation, & hygiene
Food safety & fortification innovations
Modern agriculture methods
Public health education campaigns
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Vaccines
Antibiotics & antimicrobials
Clean water, sanitation, & hygiene
Food safety & fortification innovations
Modern agriculture methods
Public health education campaigns
1/
November 28, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I’m thankful for the top ten scientific developments that improve health:
Vaccines
Antibiotics & antimicrobials
Clean water, sanitation, & hygiene
Food safety & fortification innovations
Modern agriculture methods
Public health education campaigns
1/
Vaccines
Antibiotics & antimicrobials
Clean water, sanitation, & hygiene
Food safety & fortification innovations
Modern agriculture methods
Public health education campaigns
1/
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Every commercial during the election had a white married Republican woman as the face of the pro-abortion movement. Trying to plead for the humanity of women using its BEST representation.
But the rest of us always knew who would bear the BRUNT of this barbaric law.
But the rest of us always knew who would bear the BRUNT of this barbaric law.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Every commercial during the election had a white married Republican woman as the face of the pro-abortion movement. Trying to plead for the humanity of women using its BEST representation.
But the rest of us always knew who would bear the BRUNT of this barbaric law.
But the rest of us always knew who would bear the BRUNT of this barbaric law.
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
This needs to be said, loud, and often.
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- A coastguardsmen is in jail for plotting to murder Rep. AOC’s dad
- Gretchen Whitmer survived 3 assassination attempts & had to live w/ her family under FBI protection for a year. 13 people are in jail for that
- Nancy Pelosi stepped DOWN due to the attack on her husband
She should be concerned
- Gretchen Whitmer survived 3 assassination attempts & had to live w/ her family under FBI protection for a year. 13 people are in jail for that
- Nancy Pelosi stepped DOWN due to the attack on her husband
She should be concerned
"No matter where Harris and her family live, some around her have expressed concerns about safety, as her Secret Service protection expires six months after stepping away."
I understand giving her a hard time for talking about her Glock but I don't trust these crazy racists and it's not an AR-15.
I understand giving her a hard time for talking about her Glock but I don't trust these crazy racists and it's not an AR-15.
Harris is telling her advisers and allies to keep her political options open
She could run again for president — or California governor.
www.politico.com
November 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
- A coastguardsmen is in jail for plotting to murder Rep. AOC’s dad
- Gretchen Whitmer survived 3 assassination attempts & had to live w/ her family under FBI protection for a year. 13 people are in jail for that
- Nancy Pelosi stepped DOWN due to the attack on her husband
She should be concerned
- Gretchen Whitmer survived 3 assassination attempts & had to live w/ her family under FBI protection for a year. 13 people are in jail for that
- Nancy Pelosi stepped DOWN due to the attack on her husband
She should be concerned
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Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
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The schools also taught us to have BURNER emails.
Your real name email was for jobs. Your cutesy fun email was for play
Your real name email was for jobs. Your cutesy fun email was for play
November 23, 2024 at 10:15 PM
The schools also taught us to have BURNER emails.
Your real name email was for jobs. Your cutesy fun email was for play
Your real name email was for jobs. Your cutesy fun email was for play
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Is anyone counting the Project 2025 appointees? Five.
Stephen Miller
Brendan Carr
John Ratcliffe
Tom Homan
and Project 2025 architect, Russell Vought
Stephen Miller
Brendan Carr
John Ratcliffe
Tom Homan
and Project 2025 architect, Russell Vought
November 24, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Is anyone counting the Project 2025 appointees? Five.
Stephen Miller
Brendan Carr
John Ratcliffe
Tom Homan
and Project 2025 architect, Russell Vought
Stephen Miller
Brendan Carr
John Ratcliffe
Tom Homan
and Project 2025 architect, Russell Vought
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Your aunt that likes to gossip is really the family historian
November 23, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Your aunt that likes to gossip is really the family historian
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My other hot take is, instead of spending 10 billion to terraform Mars they could undo the damage from deforestation and clean the oceans here on Earth
a woman walking down a hallway with yellow lockers and a sign on the wall that says ' e '
ALT: a woman walking down a hallway with yellow lockers and a sign on the wall that says ' e '
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 7:32 AM
My other hot take is, instead of spending 10 billion to terraform Mars they could undo the damage from deforestation and clean the oceans here on Earth
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Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you
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The worst thing you can tell me is I talk too much, you’ll never hear me speak again.
November 19, 2024 at 4:03 AM
The worst thing you can tell me is I talk too much, you’ll never hear me speak again.
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I don’t need to go on social media to have my worldview challenged I am in theoretical physics I have a new existential crisis daily
November 18, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I don’t need to go on social media to have my worldview challenged I am in theoretical physics I have a new existential crisis daily
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Get her Jade😏
November 19, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Get her Jade😏
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Good morning, black women.
don’t be out here tryna take care of folks before you take care of you. Your peace of mind is important and you should feel no shame in rest.
You are necessary, revered and loved over in THIS house. 💛
don’t be out here tryna take care of folks before you take care of you. Your peace of mind is important and you should feel no shame in rest.
You are necessary, revered and loved over in THIS house. 💛
November 18, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Good morning, black women.
don’t be out here tryna take care of folks before you take care of you. Your peace of mind is important and you should feel no shame in rest.
You are necessary, revered and loved over in THIS house. 💛
don’t be out here tryna take care of folks before you take care of you. Your peace of mind is important and you should feel no shame in rest.
You are necessary, revered and loved over in THIS house. 💛
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November 18, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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This is how they do them at eggs up grill. Love it
Y’all look at this!!!
Have you ever toasted your blueberry muffins with butter?
Have you ever toasted your blueberry muffins with butter?
November 18, 2024 at 1:41 PM
This is how they do them at eggs up grill. Love it