Joshua
@chevynovacaine.bsky.social
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Joshua
@chevynovacaine.bsky.social
· Dec 16
I hope history remembers the mid-1990s as they truly were, as the Marvin the Martianaissance.
I'm working Christmas Eve from 6:30 PM to 7:00 AM, with long stretches of downtime, so I may post a considerable amount of stray thoughts to pass the time.
Also, don't forget to turn your work alarm off for tomorrow.
Also, don't forget to turn your work alarm off for tomorrow.
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I'm working Christmas Eve from 6:30 PM to 7:00 AM, with long stretches of downtime, so I may post a considerable amount of stray thoughts to pass the time.
Also, don't forget to turn your work alarm off for tomorrow.
Also, don't forget to turn your work alarm off for tomorrow.
And Tiny Tim, who TIPTOED through the tulips
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And Tiny Tim, who TIPTOED through the tulips
I think if everyone but a handful of people, including myself, got PLURIBUS'd, and the Others were trying to please me, I would request to go on a global roller coaster tour with David Arquette. I'll need the theme parks staffed and a handful of guests, but never so many I wait in lines.
December 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I think if everyone but a handful of people, including myself, got PLURIBUS'd, and the Others were trying to please me, I would request to go on a global roller coaster tour with David Arquette. I'll need the theme parks staffed and a handful of guests, but never so many I wait in lines.
Tried out some PC demos
Cabernet: visual novel with RPG elements. Also, you're a new vampire. Big VTM vibes. Will be getting.
He is Coming: pixel graphics, retro sounds, autobattler. May get someday. Reminded me of Loop Hero.
Cabernet: visual novel with RPG elements. Also, you're a new vampire. Big VTM vibes. Will be getting.
He is Coming: pixel graphics, retro sounds, autobattler. May get someday. Reminded me of Loop Hero.
December 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tried out some PC demos
Cabernet: visual novel with RPG elements. Also, you're a new vampire. Big VTM vibes. Will be getting.
He is Coming: pixel graphics, retro sounds, autobattler. May get someday. Reminded me of Loop Hero.
Cabernet: visual novel with RPG elements. Also, you're a new vampire. Big VTM vibes. Will be getting.
He is Coming: pixel graphics, retro sounds, autobattler. May get someday. Reminded me of Loop Hero.
Average Steam review:
"Picked this up on sale for $7. The game started well enough, but after 350 hours of playtime the game started to get repetitive. It's a good idea and mostly well-executed, but I can't in good conscious recommend a game that recycles material."
"Picked this up on sale for $7. The game started well enough, but after 350 hours of playtime the game started to get repetitive. It's a good idea and mostly well-executed, but I can't in good conscious recommend a game that recycles material."
December 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Average Steam review:
"Picked this up on sale for $7. The game started well enough, but after 350 hours of playtime the game started to get repetitive. It's a good idea and mostly well-executed, but I can't in good conscious recommend a game that recycles material."
"Picked this up on sale for $7. The game started well enough, but after 350 hours of playtime the game started to get repetitive. It's a good idea and mostly well-executed, but I can't in good conscious recommend a game that recycles material."
Do you have a favorite roller coaster? Tell me about it. Do you have a coaster you've always wanted to ride but haven't yet? I want to hear about it too.
Basically, I'm starved for roller coaster conversation.
Basically, I'm starved for roller coaster conversation.
December 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Do you have a favorite roller coaster? Tell me about it. Do you have a coaster you've always wanted to ride but haven't yet? I want to hear about it too.
Basically, I'm starved for roller coaster conversation.
Basically, I'm starved for roller coaster conversation.
I don't know who will play in the Super Bowl, but I cannot imagine it will be as good a game as the current Rams-Seahawks game.
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I don't know who will play in the Super Bowl, but I cannot imagine it will be as good a game as the current Rams-Seahawks game.
WAKE UP DEAD MAN might lack the panache and overall fun vibe of KNIVES OUT, but it certainly felt more poignant and heartfelt. I'll never not love religion in movies, especially when it's done in good faith and understands Christians aren't just naive idiots or cruel villains.
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
WAKE UP DEAD MAN might lack the panache and overall fun vibe of KNIVES OUT, but it certainly felt more poignant and heartfelt. I'll never not love religion in movies, especially when it's done in good faith and understands Christians aren't just naive idiots or cruel villains.
I'm not saying Dick Van Dyke turning 100 deserves a national holiday, but we do have holidays commemorating less...
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm not saying Dick Van Dyke turning 100 deserves a national holiday, but we do have holidays commemorating less...
I should know better than to get excited about a cinematic trailer, but *whistles*
youtu.be/_c80LMt_Uxs?...
youtu.be/_c80LMt_Uxs?...
EXODUS – The Rise of Jun Aslan | Official Trailer
YouTube video by EXODUS
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I should know better than to get excited about a cinematic trailer, but *whistles*
youtu.be/_c80LMt_Uxs?...
youtu.be/_c80LMt_Uxs?...
Divinity - Cinematic Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Larian Studios
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is a good post.
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This is a good post.
I think the most upsetting thing about Netflix purchasing WB is when it comes up at work and I say "Yeah, it's pretty terrible" and everyone looks at me with a bewildered look and says "Why?"
Insidious business dealings are a problem, but people's passivity toward it are what frighten me.
Insidious business dealings are a problem, but people's passivity toward it are what frighten me.
December 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I think the most upsetting thing about Netflix purchasing WB is when it comes up at work and I say "Yeah, it's pretty terrible" and everyone looks at me with a bewildered look and says "Why?"
Insidious business dealings are a problem, but people's passivity toward it are what frighten me.
Insidious business dealings are a problem, but people's passivity toward it are what frighten me.
Statue of Mary and Baby Jesus Bonaparte
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Statue of Mary and Baby Jesus Bonaparte
To the man who brought his Great Dane to the antique store today, God bless you.
Intellectually I know they are very large dogs, but as a pretty large mammal myself, they feel normal-sized and it is refreshing to pet a dog without having to stoop down. Plus, Danes are just beautiful and rad as hell
Intellectually I know they are very large dogs, but as a pretty large mammal myself, they feel normal-sized and it is refreshing to pet a dog without having to stoop down. Plus, Danes are just beautiful and rad as hell
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
To the man who brought his Great Dane to the antique store today, God bless you.
Intellectually I know they are very large dogs, but as a pretty large mammal myself, they feel normal-sized and it is refreshing to pet a dog without having to stoop down. Plus, Danes are just beautiful and rad as hell
Intellectually I know they are very large dogs, but as a pretty large mammal myself, they feel normal-sized and it is refreshing to pet a dog without having to stoop down. Plus, Danes are just beautiful and rad as hell
I miss the vintage Santa Claus art. You know the ones, where he looked a bit like a mean-spirited drunk.
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I miss the vintage Santa Claus art. You know the ones, where he looked a bit like a mean-spirited drunk.
If you want to skip the line at the ER, be a 40-something year-old-man complaining of chest pains and they will whisk you to the front of the line. It's incredible.
Epilogue: I am fine. Only went out of an abundance of caution, lest I drop dead in three days because I ignored a warning sign.
Epilogue: I am fine. Only went out of an abundance of caution, lest I drop dead in three days because I ignored a warning sign.
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If you want to skip the line at the ER, be a 40-something year-old-man complaining of chest pains and they will whisk you to the front of the line. It's incredible.
Epilogue: I am fine. Only went out of an abundance of caution, lest I drop dead in three days because I ignored a warning sign.
Epilogue: I am fine. Only went out of an abundance of caution, lest I drop dead in three days because I ignored a warning sign.
It's true, I'm not much of a swearer. Unless I'm driving or playing video games, in which case I'm Ralphie pummeling that Farkas kid writ large.
@chevynovacaine.bsky.social has swears! They've used 53 profanities in their last 647 posts.
🥇 "hell" (11 times)
🥈 "shit" (6 times)
🥉 "ass" (2 times)
🥇 "hell" (11 times)
🥈 "shit" (6 times)
🥉 "ass" (2 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It's true, I'm not much of a swearer. Unless I'm driving or playing video games, in which case I'm Ralphie pummeling that Farkas kid writ large.
@profanity.accountant Give it to me.
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
@profanity.accountant Give it to me.
They're pushing it so hard because no one is using it.
See: cryptocurrency
See: cryptocurrency
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
They're pushing it so hard because no one is using it.
See: cryptocurrency
See: cryptocurrency
FRANKENSTEIN was quite good, and easily the Del Toro movie I enjoyed the most, HOWEVER...
1.) Having a character literally say "You're the monster, Victor" is not good writing. That spoon went so far down my throat it tickled my rectum. I felt like a duck being prepared to become foie gras.
1.) Having a character literally say "You're the monster, Victor" is not good writing. That spoon went so far down my throat it tickled my rectum. I felt like a duck being prepared to become foie gras.
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
FRANKENSTEIN was quite good, and easily the Del Toro movie I enjoyed the most, HOWEVER...
1.) Having a character literally say "You're the monster, Victor" is not good writing. That spoon went so far down my throat it tickled my rectum. I felt like a duck being prepared to become foie gras.
1.) Having a character literally say "You're the monster, Victor" is not good writing. That spoon went so far down my throat it tickled my rectum. I felt like a duck being prepared to become foie gras.
When's the last time you cleaned your own toilet or mowed your lawn?
Get bent, loser.
Get bent, loser.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When's the last time you cleaned your own toilet or mowed your lawn?
Get bent, loser.
Get bent, loser.
Me, overhearing Al Roker announce the Ninja Turtles as "Leo, Donny, Mikey, and RALPH."
elmo and ernie from sesame street are standing next to each other and looking at each other .
ALT: elmo and ernie from sesame street are standing next to each other and looking at each other .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me, overhearing Al Roker announce the Ninja Turtles as "Leo, Donny, Mikey, and RALPH."
When I worked retail, I always answered that question with "because you're here."
I didn't mind people coming in, but I did bristle when they would say how sorry they were that I had to work. If you were really sorry, you wouldn't support the machine that is less generous than pre-ghost Scrooge.
I didn't mind people coming in, but I did bristle when they would say how sorry they were that I had to work. If you were really sorry, you wouldn't support the machine that is less generous than pre-ghost Scrooge.
Shout-out to everyone in the US who will have to deal with "It's a holiday, why are you working?" quips from the very customers who are the reasons you're working today. I see you, I love you, and I'm proud of you for not punching anyone over it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When I worked retail, I always answered that question with "because you're here."
I didn't mind people coming in, but I did bristle when they would say how sorry they were that I had to work. If you were really sorry, you wouldn't support the machine that is less generous than pre-ghost Scrooge.
I didn't mind people coming in, but I did bristle when they would say how sorry they were that I had to work. If you were really sorry, you wouldn't support the machine that is less generous than pre-ghost Scrooge.