Birds Are Ungovernable
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Not actually a chickadee, but I am small and loud and like food.
(Also I'm aware my profile bird isn't a chickadee.)
(Also I'm aware my profile bird isn't a chickadee.)
My 4 year old absolutely schools us in UNO. Like one or more adults has UNO and he has 6 cards, then BAM, he pulls out the Cinderella victory.
a cartoon penguin is holding a red uno card with two arrows pointing in opposite directions
ALT: a cartoon penguin is holding a red uno card with two arrows pointing in opposite directions
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December 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My 4 year old absolutely schools us in UNO. Like one or more adults has UNO and he has 6 cards, then BAM, he pulls out the Cinderella victory.
Found my old copy of this when I went home to visit family. Rereading before the series finale of #StrangerThings.
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Found my old copy of this when I went home to visit family. Rereading before the series finale of #StrangerThings.
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Remember, kids: press play on Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" at exactly 11:56:20 on New Year's Eve to get that iconic drum fill when the ball drops.
December 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Remember, kids: press play on Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" at exactly 11:56:20 on New Year's Eve to get that iconic drum fill when the ball drops.
Went to visit my parents and found my old baby doll, which my creative self named Yellow Baby.
Thankfully not named for questionable reasons, but because of its yellow dress.
Thankfully not named for questionable reasons, but because of its yellow dress.
December 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Went to visit my parents and found my old baby doll, which my creative self named Yellow Baby.
Thankfully not named for questionable reasons, but because of its yellow dress.
Thankfully not named for questionable reasons, but because of its yellow dress.
Nothing like sitting outside, drinking a Tom Collins, eating sausage balls, and playing with a stomp-powered rocket while wearing shorts and a t-shirt on *checks notes* Christmas Day.
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nothing like sitting outside, drinking a Tom Collins, eating sausage balls, and playing with a stomp-powered rocket while wearing shorts and a t-shirt on *checks notes* Christmas Day.
There needs to be a Christmas movie where someone from a magical Christmas wonderland town up north moves south and is shocked that it's 65 degrees on Christmas and everyone's just sitting outside drinking cold beer while eating their weight in sausage balls.
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
There needs to be a Christmas movie where someone from a magical Christmas wonderland town up north moves south and is shocked that it's 65 degrees on Christmas and everyone's just sitting outside drinking cold beer while eating their weight in sausage balls.
I'll never forget that I found out the truth about Santa when I was 6ish because my brother's present had a Radio Shack sticker on it, and Santa doesn't need to go there because he has a workshop.
And other Millennial tales.
And other Millennial tales.
December 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I'll never forget that I found out the truth about Santa when I was 6ish because my brother's present had a Radio Shack sticker on it, and Santa doesn't need to go there because he has a workshop.
And other Millennial tales.
And other Millennial tales.
Kid: Mom, what kind of bird is this?
Me: A long-tailed meadowlark.
Kid: Dad! Come see the long male tailbird!
Me: A long-tailed meadowlark.
Kid: Dad! Come see the long male tailbird!
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Kid: Mom, what kind of bird is this?
Me: A long-tailed meadowlark.
Kid: Dad! Come see the long male tailbird!
Me: A long-tailed meadowlark.
Kid: Dad! Come see the long male tailbird!
Homemade hamburger helper y'all.
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Homemade hamburger helper y'all.
I need a remake of "The Phony King of England" from Robin Hood, but regarding the current administration.
December 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I need a remake of "The Phony King of England" from Robin Hood, but regarding the current administration.
"The noodles were too sour. And I didn't like the cat food in it." -the kiddo
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December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"The noodles were too sour. And I didn't like the cat food in it." -the kiddo
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Happy Tire Pressure Light season to all who celebrate.
December 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Happy Tire Pressure Light season to all who celebrate.
There should be more movie adaptations of classic novels that are narrated by Gonzo with color commentary by Rizzo the Rat.
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There should be more movie adaptations of classic novels that are narrated by Gonzo with color commentary by Rizzo the Rat.
"Who wants to come to my dangerous poop house?" -my four year old
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Who wants to come to my dangerous poop house?" -my four year old
I'm always amused at the people on House Hunters International that choose the too-small, over budget, city center place instead of the affordable, large, suburban place, all so they can go to local shops and restaurants.
WITH WHAT MONEY, BRENDA. YOU DON'T WORK AND YOUR HUSBAND'S IN GRAD SCHOOL.
WITH WHAT MONEY, BRENDA. YOU DON'T WORK AND YOUR HUSBAND'S IN GRAD SCHOOL.
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm always amused at the people on House Hunters International that choose the too-small, over budget, city center place instead of the affordable, large, suburban place, all so they can go to local shops and restaurants.
WITH WHAT MONEY, BRENDA. YOU DON'T WORK AND YOUR HUSBAND'S IN GRAD SCHOOL.
WITH WHAT MONEY, BRENDA. YOU DON'T WORK AND YOUR HUSBAND'S IN GRAD SCHOOL.
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A male belted kingfisher (Megaceryle alcyon) in the Rio Grande Bosque, Albuquerque on December 9, 2025.
#nature #naturephotography #birds
#nature #naturephotography #birds
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A male belted kingfisher (Megaceryle alcyon) in the Rio Grande Bosque, Albuquerque on December 9, 2025.
#nature #naturephotography #birds
#nature #naturephotography #birds
Dinosaur Train is just a spinoff of Doctor Who.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Dinosaur Train is just a spinoff of Doctor Who.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
We buy the Costco-sized box of Welch's fruit snacks all the time, as my kiddo (and my husband and I, tbh) love them. You get 10 fruit snacks per pack.
Yesterday I decided to be festive and buy a box of holiday-themed fruit snacks. You only get 7 fruit snacks per pack.
Buncha bullshit.
Yesterday I decided to be festive and buy a box of holiday-themed fruit snacks. You only get 7 fruit snacks per pack.
Buncha bullshit.
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We buy the Costco-sized box of Welch's fruit snacks all the time, as my kiddo (and my husband and I, tbh) love them. You get 10 fruit snacks per pack.
Yesterday I decided to be festive and buy a box of holiday-themed fruit snacks. You only get 7 fruit snacks per pack.
Buncha bullshit.
Yesterday I decided to be festive and buy a box of holiday-themed fruit snacks. You only get 7 fruit snacks per pack.
Buncha bullshit.
"That movie is too long. You have to eat oatmeal during it." -my preschooler
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"That movie is too long. You have to eat oatmeal during it." -my preschooler
*"Trust In Me" from The Jungle Book plays*
Husband: You tell 'em, Winnie the Pooh.
Husband: You tell 'em, Winnie the Pooh.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
*"Trust In Me" from The Jungle Book plays*
Husband: You tell 'em, Winnie the Pooh.
Husband: You tell 'em, Winnie the Pooh.
Hey look everyone, it's my* top songs of the year.
*Actually my 4-year-old's, whose top 5 songs are all from the 1970s.
*Actually my 4-year-old's, whose top 5 songs are all from the 1970s.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hey look everyone, it's my* top songs of the year.
*Actually my 4-year-old's, whose top 5 songs are all from the 1970s.
*Actually my 4-year-old's, whose top 5 songs are all from the 1970s.
brb buying the entire Franklin the Turtle collection.
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
brb buying the entire Franklin the Turtle collection.
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My kid: I watched Superman. He saves people.
Me: Oh? How does he do that?
My kid: He grabs people, throws them down, and they died.
I have questions.
Me: Oh? How does he do that?
My kid: He grabs people, throws them down, and they died.
I have questions.
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My kid: I watched Superman. He saves people.
Me: Oh? How does he do that?
My kid: He grabs people, throws them down, and they died.
I have questions.
Me: Oh? How does he do that?
My kid: He grabs people, throws them down, and they died.
I have questions.
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every flavor of ben and jerry's is super chocolate swirl fudge chocolate chip fudge dough chunks and it's called elk shits
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
every flavor of ben and jerry's is super chocolate swirl fudge chocolate chip fudge dough chunks and it's called elk shits