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it’s always “wyd” and never “owiidecysts”
October 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
it’s always “wyd” and never “owiidecysts”
Hammered on a Wednesday.
Description of my current state + name of my band.
Description of my current state + name of my band.
October 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Hammered on a Wednesday.
Description of my current state + name of my band.
Description of my current state + name of my band.
So we’ve got:
Sept 21
- Partial solar eclipse
Sept 22
- Rockland county lawsuit hearing after discovery
- Fall Equinox
Sept 23
- 107 Days release
- Epstein files release (alleged)
feeling very confident next week will be totally normal 🙂↕️
Sept 21
- Partial solar eclipse
Sept 22
- Rockland county lawsuit hearing after discovery
- Fall Equinox
Sept 23
- 107 Days release
- Epstein files release (alleged)
feeling very confident next week will be totally normal 🙂↕️
September 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
So we’ve got:
Sept 21
- Partial solar eclipse
Sept 22
- Rockland county lawsuit hearing after discovery
- Fall Equinox
Sept 23
- 107 Days release
- Epstein files release (alleged)
feeling very confident next week will be totally normal 🙂↕️
Sept 21
- Partial solar eclipse
Sept 22
- Rockland county lawsuit hearing after discovery
- Fall Equinox
Sept 23
- 107 Days release
- Epstein files release (alleged)
feeling very confident next week will be totally normal 🙂↕️
I’m so sorry about everything and it’s not even my apology to give.
June 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m so sorry about everything and it’s not even my apology to give.
It’s always “wyd” and never “stftawtdmwww”
June 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s always “wyd” and never “stftawtdmwww”
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Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
April 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
Back? Hurts
Brain? Hurts
Life? Hurts
Hitting for the cycle in MLB The Show? Nice
Brain? Hurts
Life? Hurts
Hitting for the cycle in MLB The Show? Nice
April 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Back? Hurts
Brain? Hurts
Life? Hurts
Hitting for the cycle in MLB The Show? Nice
Brain? Hurts
Life? Hurts
Hitting for the cycle in MLB The Show? Nice
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we don’t need any more songs about relationships or breakups or anything like that. we already have enough. songs should be about cool shit like swords or football
March 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
we don’t need any more songs about relationships or breakups or anything like that. we already have enough. songs should be about cool shit like swords or football
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God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby
February 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby
Helly R., the woman you Helly Are.
February 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Helly R., the woman you Helly Are.
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Fuck, when the object of my deepest political enmity, Mitch McConnell, is on the right side of history over unqualified power grabs, I can hear the band playing as the Titanic sinks.
February 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Fuck, when the object of my deepest political enmity, Mitch McConnell, is on the right side of history over unqualified power grabs, I can hear the band playing as the Titanic sinks.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
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Is this how it felt to be a progressive liberal in Weimar Germany in 1933, when Hitler was appointed Chancellor? Robert Pinsky offers a different historical moment that feels like a more immediate reference point.
A Song on Porcelain
Czesław Miłosz lost his homeland to a Stalinist regime. What have we Americans valued in our own cultural past that might now feel lost or troubling?
www.newyorker.com
January 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Is this how it felt to be a progressive liberal in Weimar Germany in 1933, when Hitler was appointed Chancellor? Robert Pinsky offers a different historical moment that feels like a more immediate reference point.
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Tina Fey, Bill Hader, Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, and Chevy Chase talk with Susan Morrison about the five-decade reign of Lorne Michaels, the creator of “Saturday Night Live.”
Lorne Michaels Is the Real Star of “Saturday Night Live”
He’s ruled with absolute power for five decades, forever adding to his list of oracular pronouncements—about producing TV, making comedy, and living the good life.
www.newyorker.com
January 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Tina Fey, Bill Hader, Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, and Chevy Chase talk with Susan Morrison about the five-decade reign of Lorne Michaels, the creator of “Saturday Night Live.”
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A cartoon by Shannon Wheeler. #NewYorkerCartoons
January 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
A cartoon by Shannon Wheeler. #NewYorkerCartoons
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
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The #1 song in America is Bruno Mars with Lady Gaga singing a duet that I have literally never heard while Lola Young's "Messy" (the only song that exists in the whole world) is #97.
January 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The #1 song in America is Bruno Mars with Lady Gaga singing a duet that I have literally never heard while Lola Young's "Messy" (the only song that exists in the whole world) is #97.
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Reaching for a strudel? Listening for the distant sounds of a yodel? In Barry Blitt’s latest Kvetchbook, some things Adolf Hitler might be doing other than sieg-heiling:
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January 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Reaching for a strudel? Listening for the distant sounds of a yodel? In Barry Blitt’s latest Kvetchbook, some things Adolf Hitler might be doing other than sieg-heiling:
nyer.cm/kVk2VH4
nyer.cm/kVk2VH4
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Dan Campbell is a finalist for AP Coach of the Year
January 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Dan Campbell is a finalist for AP Coach of the Year
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Don’t forget to get a library card. Crazy times we’re living in…
January 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Don’t forget to get a library card. Crazy times we’re living in…