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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 1d
Dukes of Hazard brothers arrested trying to jump the border into Canada.
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat Pentagon Claims Little Red Vessel Working With ‘Narco-Terrorists’
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 1d
A satirical news headline reading: Trump on 51st State: “Canada needs America’s protection from countries like America”
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 1d
Trump retweeted earlier today that he will end the war in Portland in one day if reelected.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 1d
If a glass coffin is available, remains to be seen.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 1d
Scans have further revealed traces of toxic Releasium-3 and Epsteinium isotopes.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 1d
Mars perseverance has discovered primordial ooze under a small orange Martian rock; analysis shows traces of DNA linked to the lowest forms of life known on earth.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 1d
Mars perseverance has discovered primordial ooze under a small orange Martian rock; analysis shows traces of DNA linked to the lowest forms of life known on earth.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 1d
A Chilliwack councillor is under fire after suggesting discarded needles be recycled into reflective material to use in lane marking paint.
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Oak Bay Gazette @oakbaygazette.bsky.social · 2d
Allen Key inflation. A term first coined by famous Swedish economist Erik Lindahl. 🤣
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 2d
Like, no. Just no.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 2d
Please ignore the part about Gemini occasionally making mistakes, we don’t believe that.
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@bcferrys @bcferrys.bsky.social · 2d
We have done our own research and found proof on the internet that we never have sailing waits.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 2d
Allen Key inflation is bad for the economy.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 3d
Facebook has updated its community guidelines to add “You're Entitled to Your Wrong Opinion" after an online between two prominent Chilliwack women became heated.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 3d
Should Canada adopt an official third language? We asked the premier of Alberta to find out if this would make the residents of Alberta happy.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 4d
Its our office go to. 🥰
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 4d
You can’t beat Bc Ferrys!
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 4d
BC’s plan to curb growing rat populations by creating human-owl hybrids faces significant challenges, says Chilliwack Mayor Ken Popove.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 4d
That would be good with Kicking Horse coffees new Kelp Roast.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 4d
A dash of BC Ferrys edition of international delight chowder flavoured coffee creamer would help the coffee go down.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 5d
Have you tried serving him bamboo in a separate bowl from the snack grass?
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 5d
Perhaps, but these are very good!

For a very reasonable 39.99, you can find them in the gift shop on each sailing.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 5d
Our research indicates that the BC Ferrys research division is close to releasing their highly anticipated “Beyond Scallops”, made from Ferry fresh barnacle scrapings.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 5d
Our reader poll indicates that if anyone should have won Big Brother, it should have been the insult slinging Zingbot.
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Chilliwack Daily Chronicle @chillychronicle.bsky.social · 5d
We can assure you it was not a scalloped potato.
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