chim chim
@chimsquared.bsky.social
Hot dog, jumping frog. Albuquerque. Austin-ish
Also how Microsoft EVPs' bios are organized.
January 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Also how Microsoft EVPs' bios are organized.
Taint zapper is what Stephen Miller calls the missus.
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Taint zapper is what Stephen Miller calls the missus.
Sorry Posty, this is the only necessary face tattoo.
January 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Sorry Posty, this is the only necessary face tattoo.
Media executives understand you more than you. Just ask them.
January 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Media executives understand you more than you. Just ask them.
Yeah, but do they **love** it?
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Yeah, but do they **love** it?
The Valley said the same thing when I asked them why a story was late. Again. For the eighth time that fucking week.
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The Valley said the same thing when I asked them why a story was late. Again. For the eighth time that fucking week.
Good Republicans were born that way. It's a birth defect.
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Good Republicans were born that way. It's a birth defect.
Stood in line behind Billy Joe Armstong at the Rockridge Albertson's. He was buying diapers.
December 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Stood in line behind Billy Joe Armstong at the Rockridge Albertson's. He was buying diapers.
Done. She already wants an NBA team back in Seattle so I'll quit talking about it.
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Done. She already wants an NBA team back in Seattle so I'll quit talking about it.
The comfort and empathy it engenders is very dangerous if you're a Good Republican.
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The comfort and empathy it engenders is very dangerous if you're a Good Republican.
OHJESUSFUCKINGYES.
December 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
OHJESUSFUCKINGYES.
"The ultimate in food processing." The 80s are the watered roots of the overmarketed rube fuckfest this country is in now.
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"The ultimate in food processing." The 80s are the watered roots of the overmarketed rube fuckfest this country is in now.