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Hot dog, jumping frog. Albuquerque. Austin-ish
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I don't want to hear about Twitter here.
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remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 AM
More accurately: Years of Baby Boomer rule has taught Americans that shit humans are to be adored, not questioned. Esepcially the ones they are related to and work with.
Today would be a great day to hold Trump to account

Not that we ever will - too many people are afraid of a senile old man who shits himself
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Hate wins.
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Yet, depite frantic internetting, evil still exists. Act accordingly.
Today is Marge Greene’s last day in Congress.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
It's gonna be alright.

None of this is real.

If it was real, Lydia Loveless would be bigger than Stevie Nicks.
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
She. Is. My. Favorite. Person. Today.
“Miss, do you agree with the sign?”

“Absolutely not. My great niece was 4 months pregnant and her fetus had no skull. And because of men involving themselves in women’s bodies she was forced to deliver the fetus… there’s a reason God created medicine.”🔥

#ForcedBirthNation
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Just a reminder, as we head into holiday functions, that the most toxic people in your life will always pressure you to accept all the other toxic people so they look okay in comparison.
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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a long night dream-relitigating past trauma. Very restful!
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's not that. It's "Our boss is golf buddies with the serial killer. Also, we know the killer will never give his side of the story, so the story dies."

See: Or how every small town police department handles police misconduct cases. And how the Valley Times reports on those cases.
CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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US border officer road rages on Canadians

"Never come to the US again"
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Asking this seriously: Who believes that was on the list of qualifications the hiring managers put together?
Asking this seriously: has Bari Weiss ever in her career reported out an investigative story?
December 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So the thing is, Bari Weiss didn't come up the traditional path.

But she sure the fuck is catching up. Calls like that get made in legacy newsrooms across the country every fucking day. Spend a month in one, and none of this will surprise you.
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Anthony Bourdain and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance (2013)
December 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Posting outrage isn't a system?
Agree 💯 👇
December 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Some days, all you have the strength for is making enchiladas and listening to Will Johnson.
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Puuuuunk.
The news is really testing my commitment to never learning who Jake Paul is.
December 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Lost in all the blather about AI content is if you think of creative works as "content," you're probably really worried about not making a shit-ton of money off the meh-at-best faux-creative work you are currently doing. And it's pretty hard to feel sorry for you.
December 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I wrote a book about fighting antisemitism. Here’s why you should give the nearest fascist a big ole bearhug.

by Bari Weiss
December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The jobs data that just came out is devastating but apparently no one is going to pay any attention to it because the shutdown made data collection hard.

We have become a country of spoiled entitled jerks who can’t face reality or take accountability for anything.
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Only if a guy named Sully was in the alley pissing on it at 8 a.m.
Dunkin’ Donuts taking over a spot that was previously run by Starbucks is so Boston.
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Me too. Send me $230 million or so and I will get right on it with the same return and fewer Cybertrucks and expensed spicy Margaritas.
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The big Russian is bleeding. #nbasky #gospursgo
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hitting Holmgren in the face should never be a foul. #nbasky
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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It looks hilarious just like the book
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM