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chim chim
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Hot dog, jumping frog. Albuquerque. Austin-ish
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I don't want to hear about Twitter here.
"The Delta House has a long-standing tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large."
“We trust you to hear it.” 😂

I hear somebody trying to sound serious and profound, when it’s clear they’re an idiot.
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
In the country's defense, there was a lot of Prestige TV on and that is what the country really cares about.
The county could have been so much better prepared for this and yet they chose not to be
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Well, that and "I am totally with MAGA and it would cost me socially and professionally if people knew."

Trust me, I worked with that guy. He got promoted. Go figure.
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Valley Times Pitchbot
Liberals say that Trump's personal Gestapo is destroying our democracy. They're wrong—Trump's personal Gestapo is destroying our republic.
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
@johnhollinger.bsky.social "In this case, there is one other option in Sacramento where we stayed once with the Grizzlies, but it’s … not great." OK, spill it.
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷‍♀️
January 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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For the love of all that is holy in house music: Stop remixing old adult easy listening songs with female singers from the 70’s!
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.

I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The parallel between Norm MacDonald's crack whore and assistant crack whore is ICE and ICE HR chief.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Opinion | As a moralizing Christian conservative, I believe the ICE agents were right to kill Renee Good for protesting. But I condemn their use of the F-word and the B-word in the aftermath.
January 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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but… her emails
January 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Beautiful. What is taking America so long to figure out this has been Good Republican operating procedure since 1980?
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Bullies don't go after someone they fear.
If you’re going to kidnap a dictator why wouldn’t you start with Putin?

Make sense?
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Oh look, Iran is challenging their unpopular autocratic theocracy. What are we doing?
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 AM
More accurately: Years of Baby Boomer rule has taught Americans that shit humans are to be adored, not questioned. Esepcially the ones they are related to and work with.
Today would be a great day to hold Trump to account

Not that we ever will - too many people are afraid of a senile old man who shits himself
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Hate wins.
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Yet, depite frantic internetting, evil still exists. Act accordingly.
Today is Marge Greene’s last day in Congress.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
It's gonna be alright.

None of this is real.

If it was real, Lydia Loveless would be bigger than Stevie Nicks.
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
She. Is. My. Favorite. Person. Today.
“Miss, do you agree with the sign?”

“Absolutely not. My great niece was 4 months pregnant and her fetus had no skull. And because of men involving themselves in women’s bodies she was forced to deliver the fetus… there’s a reason God created medicine.”🔥

#ForcedBirthNation
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Just a reminder, as we head into holiday functions, that the most toxic people in your life will always pressure you to accept all the other toxic people so they look okay in comparison.
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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a long night dream-relitigating past trauma. Very restful!
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's not that. It's "Our boss is golf buddies with the serial killer. Also, we know the killer will never give his side of the story, so the story dies."

See: Or how every small town police department handles police misconduct cases. And how the Valley Times reports on those cases.
CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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US border officer road rages on Canadians

"Never come to the US again"
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM