Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ
@chingonrecords.bsky.social
Local fútbol numerologist
✍🏼: @unitedbythenumbers.com
📍: Albuquerque, Nuevo Mexico
#SomosUnidos
✍🏼: @unitedbythenumbers.com
📍: Albuquerque, Nuevo Mexico
#SomosUnidos
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I honestly expected more from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I honestly expected more from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient
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Australia got this shit ready with two day shipping meanwhile we might get gun laws after our 403848294838282th mass shooting maybe
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws. n.pr/48UTa7g
Australia announces strict new gun laws. Here's how it can act so swiftly
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws.
n.pr
December 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Australia got this shit ready with two day shipping meanwhile we might get gun laws after our 403848294838282th mass shooting maybe
Rhode Island fans have launched a cyber offensive in this very high stakes campaign.
#Vote4Zico and then do it again 🗳️
#Vote4Zico and then do it again 🗳️
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Rhode Island fans have launched a cyber offensive in this very high stakes campaign.
#Vote4Zico and then do it again 🗳️
#Vote4Zico and then do it again 🗳️
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Still vote for Zico and Tim Keller, but now add in Alex Tambakis!
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Still vote for Zico and Tim Keller, but now add in Alex Tambakis!
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
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John Coltrane’s “A Love Supreme” was recorded on this date in 1964.
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
John Coltrane’s “A Love Supreme” was recorded on this date in 1964.
Albuquerque: Vote for Zico Bailey today and Tim Keller tomorrow! 🗳️
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
2025 USL Championship Goal of the Year – Group Stage
Almost 1,000 goals were scored in across the regular season and playoffs, these rose to the top of the highlight reel
www.uslchampionship.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Albuquerque: Vote for Zico Bailey today and Tim Keller tomorrow! 🗳️
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
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What the ever loving fuck are we doing
The 2026 U.S. Open Cup will not feature full participation from professional USL clubs, multiple sources have told The Blazing Musket.
Sources: 2026 U.S. Open Cup Will Not Feature Full USL Participation
Multiple sources have told The Blazing Musket that the 2026 U.S. Open Cup will not feature full participation from USL Clubs.
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What the ever loving fuck are we doing
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Guys, the “all USL clubs eligible for the tournament will be participating in the U.S Open Cup next season” quote almost certainly means this is a US Soccer dictum
Not that it isn’t dumb! But blame the correct culprit
Not that it isn’t dumb! But blame the correct culprit
The 2026 U.S. Open Cup will not feature full participation from professional USL clubs, multiple sources have told The Blazing Musket.
Sources: 2026 U.S. Open Cup Will Not Feature Full USL Participation
Multiple sources have told The Blazing Musket that the 2026 U.S. Open Cup will not feature full participation from USL Clubs.
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Guys, the “all USL clubs eligible for the tournament will be participating in the U.S Open Cup next season” quote almost certainly means this is a US Soccer dictum
Not that it isn’t dumb! But blame the correct culprit
Not that it isn’t dumb! But blame the correct culprit
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It’s officially offseason time in the USL, so what topics should you be eyeing as we head into the winter? I preview six key themes to track as we barrel toward 2026.
www.backheeled.com/biggest-ques...
www.backheeled.com/biggest-ques...
The six biggest questions of the USL offseason: Expansion success, strike & more
The USL Championship final? That’s old news. With the offseason now fully underway, here are the storylines worth monitoring.
www.backheeled.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s officially offseason time in the USL, so what topics should you be eyeing as we head into the winter? I preview six key themes to track as we barrel toward 2026.
www.backheeled.com/biggest-ques...
www.backheeled.com/biggest-ques...
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November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just finished a rewatch of Breaking Bad and realized that Walt actually turned into Matt Berninger.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just finished a rewatch of Breaking Bad and realized that Walt actually turned into Matt Berninger.
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Spent a fascinating afternoon at the Greenwood Rising / Black Wall St. History Center with @usltactics.com.
Absolutely worth your time when you're in Tulsa, tremendous work and exhibits.
Absolutely worth your time when you're in Tulsa, tremendous work and exhibits.
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Spent a fascinating afternoon at the Greenwood Rising / Black Wall St. History Center with @usltactics.com.
Absolutely worth your time when you're in Tulsa, tremendous work and exhibits.
Absolutely worth your time when you're in Tulsa, tremendous work and exhibits.
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Support your local footballer. Try Pro Standards first.
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Support your local footballer. Try Pro Standards first.
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Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support."
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support."
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
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NEW #FCTULSA VLOG
Friendships and destinies are put to the test as both #FCTulsa and #SomosUnidos seek the USL Championship final berths.
A story about the game on the pitch as well as off it, including a rivalry between a goalkeeper and...a ballboy?
Friendships and destinies are put to the test as both #FCTulsa and #SomosUnidos seek the USL Championship final berths.
A story about the game on the pitch as well as off it, including a rivalry between a goalkeeper and...a ballboy?
FC Tulsa ADVANCES to First USL Championship Final in Club History!
YouTube video by Soccer Zombie
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
NEW #FCTULSA VLOG
Friendships and destinies are put to the test as both #FCTulsa and #SomosUnidos seek the USL Championship final berths.
A story about the game on the pitch as well as off it, including a rivalry between a goalkeeper and...a ballboy?
Friendships and destinies are put to the test as both #FCTulsa and #SomosUnidos seek the USL Championship final berths.
A story about the game on the pitch as well as off it, including a rivalry between a goalkeeper and...a ballboy?
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@tulsalunatics.bsky.social @83united.bsky.social Get that star on Saturday ⭐️
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
@tulsalunatics.bsky.social @83united.bsky.social Get that star on Saturday ⭐️
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New Mexico United’s incredible resurgence coincides neatly with the return to full-fitness by Dayonn Harris (#5). 📈
open.substack.com/pub/ubtn/p/s...
📸: Matt May | Tampa Bay Rowdies
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📸: Matt May | Tampa Bay Rowdies
Seize the Day
Dayonn Harris (#5) sends New Mexico United to the USL Championship's Western Conference Finals with a 94th minute winner against Orange County SC.
open.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
New Mexico United’s incredible resurgence coincides neatly with the return to full-fitness by Dayonn Harris (#5). 📈
open.substack.com/pub/ubtn/p/s...
📸: Matt May | Tampa Bay Rowdies
open.substack.com/pub/ubtn/p/s...
📸: Matt May | Tampa Bay Rowdies
ATTN: Tulsa-bound New Mexico United fans!
We're still living in a dream from Saturday, & recovering our heart rates. But we've been busy planning a fun little meet up for supporters coming from New Mexico. We know a lot fell in love with one of our favorite brewery's when we were out in NM in Sept. so we would love for you to join us there!
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
ATTN: Tulsa-bound New Mexico United fans!
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The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.
How many tens of thousands of people got fired or showed up to work for no pay so the dems could accept a deal that does fuck all about healthcare? Absolutely infuriating if this goes down.
Dems have spent the past two months saying they're fighting to address the crisis of spiking healthcare costs and now they're caving for a deal that does nothing to address healthcare costs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How many tens of thousands of people got fired or showed up to work for no pay so the dems could accept a deal that does fuck all about healthcare? Absolutely infuriating if this goes down.
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playoffs
NEW: Playoff preview time! I dig into all six matches across the Championship and League One, setting the table with a key clip (or two) to break down the tactical battles that matter most.
Check in. ⬇️
www.usltactics.com/p/tape-sessi...
Check in. ⬇️
www.usltactics.com/p/tape-sessi...
Tape Session: the USL playoffs' second round
Previewing this weekend’s action across the Championship and League One
www.usltactics.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
playoffs
Free ninety-nine!
Oh, and if you're one of the handful of freaks who are always thinking about New Mexico United uniform numbers and wished there was a free Substack for that sort of thing, well, have I got news for you...
ubtn.substack.com
ubtn.substack.com
United by the Numbers | Jake Gutíerrez | Substack
A complete history of New Mexico United by uniform number. Book version coming soon! Click to read United by the Numbers, by Jake Gutíerrez, a Substack publication. Launched 2 years ago.
ubtn.substack.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Free ninety-nine!
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Had a few new subscribers today and now realize it could only be attributed to the @usltactics.com bump.
Thanks for the shout out and thanks again for the help with the Kalen Ryden (#22) defensive numbers!
And if you haven't read John's new piece yet, it's great, as always.
Thanks for the shout out and thanks again for the help with the Kalen Ryden (#22) defensive numbers!
And if you haven't read John's new piece yet, it's great, as always.
NEWSLETTER: With the 2025 regular season in the rear view mirror, I’m digging into the attendance trends across the Championship and League One. That, plus…
🛡️ Divergent midfields for Tulsa, Lexington
⚽️ Final weekend notes in L1
💀 More post-mortems
www.usltactics.com/p/the-back-f...
🛡️ Divergent midfields for Tulsa, Lexington
⚽️ Final weekend notes in L1
💀 More post-mortems
www.usltactics.com/p/the-back-f...
The Back Four: 2025 USL attendance, prediction revisits, and more
Featuring attendance data, egg on my face, and more USL miscellany
www.usltactics.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Had a few new subscribers today and now realize it could only be attributed to the @usltactics.com bump.
Thanks for the shout out and thanks again for the help with the Kalen Ryden (#22) defensive numbers!
And if you haven't read John's new piece yet, it's great, as always.
Thanks for the shout out and thanks again for the help with the Kalen Ryden (#22) defensive numbers!
And if you haven't read John's new piece yet, it's great, as always.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ….
/takes deep breath
…UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
/takes deep breath
…UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
Daniel Bruce (#25) is retiring and I’m just trying to hold it together over here. 😭
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open.substack.com/pub/ubtn/p/b...
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
Daniel Bruce (#25), the last of the players from the beloved 2019 expansion team, announced his retirement this week.
open.substack.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ….
/takes deep breath
…UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
/takes deep breath
…UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!