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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 3h

There is a form to make known how you feel about MLS using AI for recaps. It takes two seconds and has a section where you can let them know in your own words why you’re opposed to the league using any form of AI.
www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 2d

I thought supporting AI military software was evil, but this is diabolical.

I’m apparently over 50. Thanks, Spotify.

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United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · 2d

Have you had time to process it yet? Me, neither. Here’s my Kalen Ryden (#22) retirement post.

(Big thanks to @usltactics.com for supplying some hard-to-find defensive stats for me!)

open.substack.com/pub/ubtn/p/r...

Ryden Off Into the Sunset

Hearts shattered in unison across New Mexico on Wednesday morning when Kalen Ryden (#22) announced that he will retire at the end of the 2025 season.

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United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · 10d

I’m very fortunate to have interviewed Valentin Noël (#21) for the book today. Lovely guy who chose his number to reflect a meaningful date. He also spoke about the importance of playing collegiately so he could continue to pursue his education. There really is a story behind every number.

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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 10d

Maybe I’m on the wrong side of the internet. Or the fact that soccer social media hasn’t properly reset after people moved away from twitter. The fact that I don’t see more coverage of the USLPA CBA negotiations is disappointing. Pro/rel gets tons of attention because of what it might do.

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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 10d

Once again, I'm deep diving into the US Open Cup. Come for the breakdown of the final, stay for the recap of the most memorable and important moments from throughout the 2025 tournament.

Backheeled @backheeled.com · 10d

Nashville SC are U.S. Open Cup winners 🏆

How did BJ Callaghan's team top Austin FC on Wednesday night? And what else will we remember from the 2025 edition of the Cup?

@usltactics.com breaks it all down 🆓
www.backheeled.com/us-open-cup-...

What we’ll remember from the 2025 U.S. Open Cup: Nashville SC's win, CBS broadcasts & more

We’ll still remember this year's Open Cup for the weird, the wacky, and the winner.

www.backheeled.com

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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 12d

Bruce Springsteen’s “Nebraska” was released on this date in 1982.

Colored-pencil card drawing of Bruce Springsteen

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12d

Mike Johnson cancels votes, locks doors to U.S. House as he has refuses bipartisan negotiations to keep the gov't open

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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 13d

If you care about a team in the USL Championship, I wrote too many words about them. Check it out on Backheeled!

John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 13d

USL Power Rankings 🌙after dark💤

Come check in after an absolutely jam-packed Week 30, featuring everything from resurgent New Mexico to suddenly fun Indy and whatever the hell Phoenix is.
www.backheeled.com/usl-champion...

USL Power Rankings: Playoff race stays murky, Pittsburgh Riverhounds rise & more from Week 30

After 30 weeks of USL Championship action, we're ranking every team in the league.

www.backheeled.com

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ben goshorn @thesoccergoose.bsky.social · 15d

USL Players Association is calling for fans to block USL Championship on instagram. It would appear that both sides are far from coming to a new bargaining agreement. One of the demands USL Players are seeking is employer-provided healthcare.

USL Championship
Bargaining Update
For over a year, USL Championship Players have been engaged in collective bargaining with the League and its Clubs. The Players' goal is simple: to secure the baseline standards which every professional athlete deserves. For example, unlike other professional leagues, the USL has no mandate for employer-provided health insurance.
With the current agreement set to expire, the lack of progress at the bargaining table is disappointing and frustrating. Players are frustrated because professional soccer cannot succeed without professional standards. Safe working conditions, fair pay, and employer-provided healthcare are not optional - they are fundamental to player welfare, the credibility of the League, and increased fan interest and engagement.
Until the League and the Clubs take these concerns seriously, Championship players will continue to make their frustration visible.
The Players blocked the League on social media and invite you to support them by blocking the League too. Stand up for the Players and the continued growth of the sport - block @uslchampionship
SWIPE —

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 17d

Stephon meme: THIS GAME HAD EVERYTHING

A SHAKES PENALTY SAVE, A BANGER FROM MOGUEL JR., A PERFECTLY WEIGHTED BALL FROM HURTS FOR A DAYONN GOAL, AND OF COURSE, SEAMONKEY

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 19d

A lot of friends in this vid, including the mighty, little group I’m part of @galactic-amb.bsky.social 🛸

Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 19d

Really proud of our video squad for the latest edition of The Experience, which went to @newmexicoutd.bsky.social and met with the incredible array of fans that make up The Lab.

The Curse, Galactic Ambassadors, Black Diamonds, Sektor 114, La Maldición, check it out.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDoB...

United Hearts in the Land of Enchantment | The Experience

YouTube video by USL on YouTube

www.youtube.com

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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 19d

Happy birthday, Bruce Springsteen!

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Galactic Ambassadors @galactic-amb.bsky.social · 19d

Ahh, 9am Pacific and Arizona (outside of the Navajo Nation).
Well, it's 10 am, and let's roll that beautiful NM United footage:
youtu.be/eDoBXV_QTQw?...

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symphonicresonance.bsky.social @symphonicresonance.bsky.social · 26d

Remember to vote for Zico Bailey's goal for USL Championship Goal of the Week: https://www.uslchampionship.com/news_article/show/1346103

#USLChampionship #mastodonfc #NewMexicoUnited

USL Championship Goal of the Week – Week 28

Which strike earns your vote for Goal of the Week?

www.uslchampionship.com

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United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · 29d

Meow Wolf vibes going extremely hard 🧬🪅

Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 29d

Charleston Battery vs. @oaklandroots.bsky.social, 7:30 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
@tampabayrowdies.bsky.social vs. @switchbacksfc.bsky.social, 7:30 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
@newmexicoutd.bsky.social vs. @fctulsa.bsky.social, 9 p.m. ET (@golazoamerica.bsky.social)

#USL-C

Charleston Battery vs. Oakland Roots SC Uniform Matchup at Patriots Point on ESPN+.

Tampa Bay Rowdies vs. Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC Uniform Matchup at Al Lang Stadium on ESPN+.

New Mexico United vs. FC Tulsa Uniform Matchup at Isotopes Park on CBS Sports Golazo Network.

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · Sep 11

Roster housekeeping here 🧹

United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · Sep 11

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Roster update from yesterday:

The club and Bodie Ford (#18) have parted ways. Bodie signed an Academy contract in May and was the fifth player to wear #18.

(Thanks, @albolte.bsky.social for the hellsite screen grab)

Image of Bodie Ford (#18 by New Mexico United

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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · Sep 10

Just an absolutely calamitous 2025 for St. Louis City SC, on and off the field.

Jeremy Clements @jxclem.bsky.social · Sep 10

@fleurdenoise.com has released an official statement regarding the Fleur de Cure banner and events surrounding the #AllForCITY match last weekend.

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · Aug 26

Carlos will be the 101st first team player in United history, but more importantly, he might be the first Junior we’ve ever had! (h/t @albolte.bsky.social on that last one).

United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · Aug 26

@newmexicoutd.bsky.social have acquired Carlos Moguel Jr. on loan from Lou City for the rest of the ‘25 season.

Carlos wore #8 in Louisville (already claimed by Vargas here) so we’ll see what number he ends up with.

Welcome, Carlos!

www.newmexicoutd.com/news/2025/08...

New Mexico United Acquires Carlos Moguel Jr. on Loan from Louisville City FC - New Mexico United

New Mexico United has acquired midfielder Carlos Moguel Jr. on loan from Louisville City FC for the remainder of the 2025 USL Championship season, pending league and federation approval. “Carlos […]

www.newmexicoutd.com

Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · Aug 22

#29 confirmed. ✅

United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · Aug 22

Luther Archimède is the first #29 in @newmexicoutd.bsky.social history. And we’re kind of psyched that he opted for the “È” on the name-on-back of his kit.

Archimède is the 99th(!!) player in first team history. Welcome, Luther!

#NewMexicoUnited #SomosUnidos #USL #UBTN

Photo of Luther Archimède holding his #29 kit.

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United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · Aug 20

The club officially announced the departure of Fernando (#9) this morning AND announced his replacement in the form of forward Luther Archimède, from Monterey Bay F.C.

Luther has worn the #17 in his previous two stops. That number is obviously spoken for here (Hursty), but we’ll let you asap.

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · Aug 20

Boooooooooo!

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Galactic Ambassadors @galactic-amb.bsky.social · Aug 17

In case you were wondering, here's what we got him:

A Personalized Puma kit, inspired by his tifo that was inspired by the Wutang Clan.

It features his name and number (14) from when he first played for the club.

#SomosUnidos

The back of the Wehan clan kit, a yellow kit with the name Wehan and the number 14 in black.
This is being held up by two of our members Amanda and Jake.

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · Aug 15

In this episode, Jake plays journalist and asks Coach Sanchez a question at the presser. 🎙️

United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · Aug 15

Fernando (#9) departs! Beez (#14 and #41) returns! Zozobra makes his Lab debut in bobblehead form! And the arrival of the 100th-ever player is hot on the heels of the 100th-ever home match! Oh, my!

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100 for 100!

Fernando (#9) departs! Beez (#14 and #41) returns! Zozobra makes his Lab debut in bobblehead form! And the arrival of the 100th-ever player is hot on the heels of the 100th-ever home match! Oh, my!

open.substack.com

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · Aug 15

Go on, Brendan! @galactic-amb.bsky.social getting repped properly today. 🛸

Brendan Kearns @kearns.bsky.social · Aug 15

So, I did a thing earlier today.

I'm about to sit in a black folding chair at the NM United training facility while a man in a black polo shirt and khaki pants walks over to me.

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