BREAKING NEWS: multiple sources have confirmed that the person reading this is worthy of love

I know this site has arrived because we have now achieved the level of reply guy who seriously and sincerely gives you a full college 101 lecture on a topic tangentially related to a post you made as a throwaway thought

Memes dominate our politics and society because they're the only form of information that's able to spread easily and rapidly across our incredibly fragmented information ecosystem and get millions of people thinking the same way, almost overnight.

I watched Tenet last night and I really hope that I will like it.

Naps

Also imagine if people had software updates:

'Version 5.2: Enhanced sarcasm, minor memory fixes (still losing keys), patience bug unresolved.'

[you find a mysterious charging port on your body]

oh no

[also it’s not usb-c]

OH NO

I came onto Bluesky an hour ago, and the first two things I saw were posts providing useful context for understanding the imposition of martial law in South Korea—the exact kind of thing that Twitter used to be so useful for in a developing crisis.

okay. enough talk. where is chiitan.

After ALL that effort I put into Twitter after all those years…

…it’s extraordinary just how quickly Bluesky has felt like home.

I now have 10,000 followers here but over 5.9 million at the other place. If you want Me to switch for good I need you to get the word out that I'm here, pathetically desperate for worship (just like in real life), and filled with even more contempt for you here than I was there.

Scrolling on here and literally FEELING the palpable relief of thousands of users finding what they actually need on their feed: genuine interactions, no bots, no ads, no stupid vanishing posts or nonsensical chronology god we got used to such a janky app didn't we