Chip
chipesq.bsky.social
Chip
@chipesq.bsky.social
Things I am? Illinois licensed attorney, RYT 200, comedian, artist, disc golf coach, NASM certified personal trainer.

Things I do: make the world a better place, putt good, make (some) people laugh. Dye discs. Game. Not necessarily in that order.
I wasn’t fucking around.

I’m up to $575 in cash donations already and 5 pieces of high quality art.

I have more 1:1 RSVPS NOW THAN THE original venue can hold.
January 18, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Hello
January 18, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I’m doing an Art Auction Monday April 13. Location TBD, likely Libertyville, IL. All day event, with a special ceremony.

If you want to contribute directly in kind or to donate art.
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 AM
We will provide job retraining for either spouse and other sundry supports including grief counseling and occupational, physical, and mental health support.
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 AM
It’s going to take $1,000,000 for this family of 5 to relocate to permanent safe housing and replace all their poisoned belongings.
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Trisome 13. Geriatric pregnancy.
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I just found out someone I love is in danger. In a house full of mold. With a pregnant wife. Two young children, and a genetic test suggesting their seed won’t sprout.
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Jesus whipped also just sayin
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Reposted by Chip
January 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Not in linked in, as far as I can tell. We need to get this man paid to show how valuable heckling the fash is
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I have money for this persin and any other really impactful (my rubric) hecklers that follow suit!!
January 14, 2026 at 2:52 AM
A lifelong bucket list for me, at least since law school.
January 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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this fucking headline and the lede is that she *served on a fucking school board*
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The president so rarely gets critical feedback from uncontrolled audiences. It will bother him for WEEKS.
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Easy fix: 19 justices, one for each circuit.
January 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM