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Chip
@chirpt.bsky.social
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Here because the bandwagon is just as good if not better than any public transportation we’ve got.

24 and probably tired 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
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chirpt.bsky.social
HELP!! The worst people I know have all written mediocre YA novels
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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nixostorme.bsky.social
An underrepresented identity is the gay oldest son
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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theonion.com
Report Confirms No Need To Make New Chairs For The Time Being https://theonion.com/report-confirms-no-need-to-make-new-chairs-for-the-time-1819576693/
Report Confirms No Need To Make New Chairs For The Time Being
October 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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peteypayless.bsky.social
the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
A map titled United States High Speed Rail System showing a theoretical high speed rail system in the United States. Some lines also connect north to Vancouver or the Quebec City–Windsor Corridor, or south to Tijuana or Monterrey. The map is credited to First Cultural Industries AKA Alfred Twu, dated from February 2013, and is downloadable at www.californiarailmap.com
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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vee.posts.art
September 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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garn47.bsky.social
me when i go on bluesky and i realize
July 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
chirpt.bsky.social
Having a moment where I’m realizing I’m me, like who tf is this guy… right, right. Gotcha.
June 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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weratedogs.com
This pup just started their fitness journey and could use a spotter. And a little encouragement. 12/10
a tiny white and black bulldog puppy stands with his front paws resting on a bar that has weights taller than him on either side. four people stand around the gym and look on as this pup commits to his weightlifting goals. we would absolutely spot him.
May 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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garn47.bsky.social
Happy!
October 18, 2024 at 12:41 AM
chirpt.bsky.social
It’s that time of the day again where I kick back, relax, and enjoy a pleasant afternoon reading the label on my shampoo
March 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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understatesmen.bsky.social
the anti-woke stuff is so funny like ... bitch you're asleep then? you're an eepy sleepy? big tough boy tucked into beddy-bye?
March 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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csonkatroy.bsky.social
March 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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dumb.baby
i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy
February 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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ninaturner.bsky.social
2020: attacks on “BLM”
2022: attacks on “CRT”
2024: attacks on “woke”
2025: attacks on “DEI”

BLACK.

THEY MEAN BLACK.
March 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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claudiakoerner.bsky.social
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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feralhusband.bsky.social
The clothes don’t make the man.
March 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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willkellogg.bsky.social
The songs in Emilia Perez make the songs in La La Land sound like Sondheim
March 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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dril.bsky.social
looks like its lid up
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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titlesinmedia.bsky.social
March 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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twunktrap.bsky.social
When YouTube plays an unskippable ad but you look away so they don't win
February 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
See also: "? (disambiguation)" , "?? (disambiguation)"
February 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
brain is nonstop like this these days
tweet from @_D3KAE I mean, fuck, I like cats, I like dogs, I like little bunnies, I like hamsters, I like frogs attached to a picture of doechi rapping in the music video for denial is a river
February 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
chirpt.bsky.social
You all have your Super Bowling or whatever, I am (gladly) watching paint dry for entertainment as I drink a nice tall glass of tea to get me through the brutal wintermonths
February 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM