WTF TikTok Shop? Why are you actively promoting this product?

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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

Spitting your gum in a public urinal should be a felony.

Idea: TikTok bit only for people who know what the fuck they are taking about.

i don’t think dems should attend the trump speech on tuesday. skip it! youtube.com/shorts/w2mTb...

We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.

This Friday, where will you be?

standupforscience2025.org

Amazon subscribe and save order is full of multiple mangled copes of Beowulf that I didn’t order. What does it mean?

Everyone always talks about dying while doing what you love, but statistically you are much more likely to just get really injured doing what you love.

If you think about it, every night is a total eclipse.

Have your fancy candles and use them too… wouldn’t that be a better turn of phrase? No one really wants to ‘have’ cake for its own sake.

What would happen if someone changed their name to Spam Risk?

This is some bs.

“The edibility of chicken lips is unknown.”

“I figured out why there are animals. It’s because you can’t fuck if you’re dead.” - - Charles Darwin when he discovered evolution by natural selection (according to Astrid Lundberg on TikTok)

Every time you look at Twitter Elon Musk gets a nickel.