Chris
@chris.brakebill.me
Senior iOS dev. My views are certainly not my employer’s
ReactiveSwift. UIKit. Tuist. Home Assistant.
Vols. Eagles. Magic. Rafa.
ReactiveSwift. UIKit. Tuist. Home Assistant.
Vols. Eagles. Magic. Rafa.
I’m just imagining the Eagles losing to Kenny Pickett.
They might want to fire Nick Sirianni while he’s still the reigning Super Bowl champion
They might want to fire Nick Sirianni while he’s still the reigning Super Bowl champion
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m just imagining the Eagles losing to Kenny Pickett.
They might want to fire Nick Sirianni while he’s still the reigning Super Bowl champion
They might want to fire Nick Sirianni while he’s still the reigning Super Bowl champion
My least favorite development of the social media era is people posting screenshots of text that I have to zoom in on and scroll back and forth to read
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My least favorite development of the social media era is people posting screenshots of text that I have to zoom in on and scroll back and forth to read
I’m just glad Pluribus finally took advantage of doing dumb stuff with celebrities. John Cena is the perfect choice.
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m just glad Pluribus finally took advantage of doing dumb stuff with celebrities. John Cena is the perfect choice.
The question isn't will ESPN stop airing the show talking about the weekly rankings. Of course that won't happen. They have shows about schedule releases!
The question is can the playoff committee decide to stop egging their face and releasing weekly rankings (Assuming they can... contractually)
The question is can the playoff committee decide to stop egging their face and releasing weekly rankings (Assuming they can... contractually)
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The question isn't will ESPN stop airing the show talking about the weekly rankings. Of course that won't happen. They have shows about schedule releases!
The question is can the playoff committee decide to stop egging their face and releasing weekly rankings (Assuming they can... contractually)
The question is can the playoff committee decide to stop egging their face and releasing weekly rankings (Assuming they can... contractually)
I don’t know who at Apple needs to hear this. But if I have a workout plan. And I open the Fitness+ app… that should be the first thing I see.
Not an F1 ad 🙄
This used to work. Pre tvOS 26. Now it sucks. I have to go hunting for it
Not an F1 ad 🙄
This used to work. Pre tvOS 26. Now it sucks. I have to go hunting for it
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I don’t know who at Apple needs to hear this. But if I have a workout plan. And I open the Fitness+ app… that should be the first thing I see.
Not an F1 ad 🙄
This used to work. Pre tvOS 26. Now it sucks. I have to go hunting for it
Not an F1 ad 🙄
This used to work. Pre tvOS 26. Now it sucks. I have to go hunting for it
Desmond Bane is growing on me. He has the vibe of a guy I would hate to play against in pickup. Just so physical. He’s a huge ball of muscle and he can score.
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Desmond Bane is growing on me. He has the vibe of a guy I would hate to play against in pickup. Just so physical. He’s a huge ball of muscle and he can score.
Gonna be tough without Franz Wagner. But let’s go Magic 🏀
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Gonna be tough without Franz Wagner. But let’s go Magic 🏀
Go Birds. The innovation never stops.
None of those suckers managed to turn the ball over twice on one play.
None of those suckers managed to turn the ball over twice on one play.
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Go Birds. The innovation never stops.
None of those suckers managed to turn the ball over twice on one play.
None of those suckers managed to turn the ball over twice on one play.
Bringing my heart rate down with some Modern Marvels.
Here we go Aluminum
Here we go Aluminum
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Bringing my heart rate down with some Modern Marvels.
Here we go Aluminum
Here we go Aluminum
So mad at myself for not just going to bed at the end of regulation.
This has to end in a Jalen Hurts INT right?
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
So mad at myself for not just going to bed at the end of regulation.
In the 2 games since Jalen Hurts said we’re pretty good at not turning it over. He has turned it over 6 times.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
In the 2 games since Jalen Hurts said we’re pretty good at not turning it over. He has turned it over 6 times.
This has to end in a Jalen Hurts INT right?
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This has to end in a Jalen Hurts INT right?
Justin Herbert is significantly more dangerous as a running threat with a broken finger than Jalen Hurts is healthy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Justin Herbert is significantly more dangerous as a running threat with a broken finger than Jalen Hurts is healthy.
Eagles/Chargers is just Alabama/Oklahoma
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Eagles/Chargers is just Alabama/Oklahoma
Eagles fans are about to get so mad at Sirianni for not trying to score with 3 seconds left.
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Eagles fans are about to get so mad at Sirianni for not trying to score with 3 seconds left.
Can you throw it 10 yards out of bounds from the tackle box?
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Can you throw it 10 yards out of bounds from the tackle box?
Jalen Hurts looks much more like early Jalen this year. Doesn’t know what to do with a blitz
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Jalen Hurts looks much more like early Jalen this year. Doesn’t know what to do with a blitz
This may be wrong. But I feel like the Eagles struggle to even get plays run quick enough this season.
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This may be wrong. But I feel like the Eagles struggle to even get plays run quick enough this season.
Jalen Hurts pocket awareness is dumb
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Jalen Hurts pocket awareness is dumb
PIONEER
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
PIONEER
Is turning it over twice in one play bad?
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Is turning it over twice in one play bad?
If that’s not grounding. Grounding shouldn’t be a rule
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If that’s not grounding. Grounding shouldn’t be a rule
I’m not sure I need to watch this Eagles game. It’s basketball season
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’m not sure I need to watch this Eagles game. It’s basketball season
We should just shut Tennessee football down when this happens.
I’m going to need you all to mentally prepare yourselves for Diego Pavia, Heisman Trophy winner
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We should just shut Tennessee football down when this happens.
I think what bugs me about the playoff debate is just the Stephen A. Smith-ification of sports media in general.
It’s a TRAVESTY. It’s a FARCE. It’s a SHAM. Your take must be extreme to get the eyeballs.
Nah. It’s just a group of people with a different opinion than you. Not a big deal.
It’s a TRAVESTY. It’s a FARCE. It’s a SHAM. Your take must be extreme to get the eyeballs.
Nah. It’s just a group of people with a different opinion than you. Not a big deal.
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I think what bugs me about the playoff debate is just the Stephen A. Smith-ification of sports media in general.
It’s a TRAVESTY. It’s a FARCE. It’s a SHAM. Your take must be extreme to get the eyeballs.
Nah. It’s just a group of people with a different opinion than you. Not a big deal.
It’s a TRAVESTY. It’s a FARCE. It’s a SHAM. Your take must be extreme to get the eyeballs.
Nah. It’s just a group of people with a different opinion than you. Not a big deal.