Chris
@chrisbertolet.bsky.social
Formerly TV’s Gary Busey, Pet Judge. He/him 🎸⭕️ 🏒👑 🦎🏠4 all https://neno-la.org/donate
LA without street dogs never, haters eat shit
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
LA without street dogs never, haters eat shit
Sweet Mimosas are 9 days old. I love the wobbly leaves. New to autos but maybe this is ruderalis influence? Nice surprise.
January 30, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Sweet Mimosas are 9 days old. I love the wobbly leaves. New to autos but maybe this is ruderalis influence? Nice surprise.
All three of these Sweet Mimosa XL autos germinated but one hasn’t shown true leaves while the other two are showing their second set. The Banjo outside is leggy, less lateral. I guess the hope is sunlight is triggering deep root development.
January 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
All three of these Sweet Mimosa XL autos germinated but one hasn’t shown true leaves while the other two are showing their second set. The Banjo outside is leggy, less lateral. I guess the hope is sunlight is triggering deep root development.
This is Banjo, a freebie and a mystery
January 22, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This is Banjo, a freebie and a mystery
They are stuck in here with us
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
They are stuck in here with us
Running a controlled experiment with these autos to see if gypsum soil amendments and a gypsum top dress enhance the expression of “gas” proflle. Not my hypothesis but I thought it was interesting so here we go.
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Running a controlled experiment with these autos to see if gypsum soil amendments and a gypsum top dress enhance the expression of “gas” proflle. Not my hypothesis but I thought it was interesting so here we go.
If you don’t love me at my
You don’t deserve me at my
(Trim day, first chop)
You don’t deserve me at my
(Trim day, first chop)
January 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If you don’t love me at my
You don’t deserve me at my
(Trim day, first chop)
You don’t deserve me at my
(Trim day, first chop)
One of the 2-gal runts, Northern Lights #5 x Amnesia Haze. Should see first amber in a day or two. Dense, cylindrical colas on these. Underside frostier than tops. Function of pot size? Not true in 7-gal pheno.
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
One of the 2-gal runts, Northern Lights #5 x Amnesia Haze. Should see first amber in a day or two. Dense, cylindrical colas on these. Underside frostier than tops. Function of pot size? Not true in 7-gal pheno.
Starting a new trend in cannaposting: root ball porn
Folks this deactivated vascular system is positively dirty and competition level
Folks this deactivated vascular system is positively dirty and competition level
December 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Starting a new trend in cannaposting: root ball porn
Folks this deactivated vascular system is positively dirty and competition level
Folks this deactivated vascular system is positively dirty and competition level
Two days ago I broke an auxiliary branch leading to this bud site and was despondent until I realized this plant makes her own glue and all I had to do was lift it gently back on there to fuse again and resume bulk without missing a beat
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Two days ago I broke an auxiliary branch leading to this bud site and was despondent until I realized this plant makes her own glue and all I had to do was lift it gently back on there to fuse again and resume bulk without missing a beat
I know I’m overposting plant but this is my maiden voyage and it looks like the pillars of creation so I decided you had to see it
December 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I know I’m overposting plant but this is my maiden voyage and it looks like the pillars of creation so I decided you had to see it
Sick of this shit, get it out of my face, this is indistinguishable from truck nuts
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sick of this shit, get it out of my face, this is indistinguishable from truck nuts
Welcome, this is a coat rack
Top dressed today with some worm poop, painstakingly collected from only the finest worms I assume
Top dressed today with some worm poop, painstakingly collected from only the finest worms I assume
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Welcome, this is a coat rack
Top dressed today with some worm poop, painstakingly collected from only the finest worms I assume
Top dressed today with some worm poop, painstakingly collected from only the finest worms I assume
The NL5 Haze coughlets in the 2 gallon pots are thriving outside! Someone told me to expect these flowers to taste better than the larger phenos, though they will only yield maybe an oz between them both cured.
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The NL5 Haze coughlets in the 2 gallon pots are thriving outside! Someone told me to expect these flowers to taste better than the larger phenos, though they will only yield maybe an oz between them both cured.
We got spearmint and we got French lavender, we are having a terpy companion party in here
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We got spearmint and we got French lavender, we are having a terpy companion party in here
Adolescence is a messy phase of existence
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Adolescence is a messy phase of existence
Fruit based lunch today
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fruit based lunch today
The autumn bandana was his prize for being best in show today please cheer for him
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The autumn bandana was his prize for being best in show today please cheer for him
Me tomorrow: “I’m gonna go check on the kids table, see if they need anything.”
The kids table:
The kids table:
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Me tomorrow: “I’m gonna go check on the kids table, see if they need anything.”
The kids table:
The kids table:
This plant grows acc to the same mathematical principles as mandalas, neurons, and galaxies
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This plant grows acc to the same mathematical principles as mandalas, neurons, and galaxies
First night out of doors for the 2gal pots, and first sunrise this morning (rainy one but they’re dry and the Rh is fortuitous for shock). This is the pheno with the northern lights traits, a blue eyed kid of brown eyed parents. #cannabis
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
First night out of doors for the 2gal pots, and first sunrise this morning (rainy one but they’re dry and the Rh is fortuitous for shock). This is the pheno with the northern lights traits, a blue eyed kid of brown eyed parents. #cannabis
2-3 hours of hardening in the shade today. Why? Tent ran outta space and so these will flower outside like dog intended
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
2-3 hours of hardening in the shade today. Why? Tent ran outta space and so these will flower outside like dog intended