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Chris
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Formerly TV’s Gary Busey, Pet Judge. He/him 🎸⭕️ 🏒👑 🦎🏠4 all https://neno-la.org/donate
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Cocaine Bear 2: Cocaine Elmo
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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We get to be imperfect. When you watch the Clipse tiny desk you hear this guy geeking out because they opened the set with “Virginia.” The room was electric with his excitement; he was BEAMING the whole time. Can’t no artificial intelligence do that.
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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DO NOT call up the homeless shelter on thanksgiving or Xmas to see if you can pass a few plates and show your kids the “reason for the season”

The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
November 8, 2023 at 5:19 PM
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I believe in my heart that anyone and everyone who wants to make music should do, regardless of their skill level, with whatever tools they have available

But I emphasize the word “MAKE”

Open your mouth, grab your instrument, make a sound, and do it over and over again until it sounds good to you
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I’ve been trying to find ways to articulate my hatred of AI-generated music that won’t come across as snobbish, but most of what I have to say about it can be boiled down to this:

None of the artists I like in any genre, regardless of era, make music that can be accurately predicted by a computer.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t think turkey is worth busting out more than a couple times a year so inject some flavor into that thing. Make a batch of whatever you toss wings in and pump those breasts full of it. Don’t be afraid, this is fifteen pounds of flavorless meat you gotta wake up. That bird put this on YOU.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Publish your best of lists of 2025 now if you want to make my review of the best best of lists for 2025
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Let me explain why you’re really onto something here:

(* you are not onto anything here)
This is why if you give it a trivial prompt it will go on at you about why it was not at all trivial of you, you generational specimen you
The “product” of chatGPT is the illusion of meaningful problems solved magically and with minimal human effort
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is why if you give it a trivial prompt it will go on at you about why it was not at all trivial of you, you generational specimen you
The “product” of chatGPT is the illusion of meaningful problems solved magically and with minimal human effort
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The “product” of chatGPT is the illusion of meaningful problems solved magically and with minimal human effort
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Me tomorrow: “I’m gonna go check on the kids table, see if they need anything.”

The kids table:
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Give us back the em dash or we seize the data centers
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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This is insane. Tear gassing residential neighborhoods. Again. Is this what our “conservative” neighbors really want? Be sure to ask them. Loudly.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
What I am is what I am, are you one shoe off or what
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Forget it, Charlie Brown. It’s Chinatown.
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If I was writing let’s say a bill enumerating human rights, for example a bill of rights , I’m not sure the first thing on the white board is “everyone can say whatever they want”

I mean I get why they did but we have more data now
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Thinking about painting our daughter’s room while listening to The Harder They Come on repeat on a CD boom box
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Everything bad in this world and some of you are coming for pie

Maybe we’re not going to win after all
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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my sharona walks through concert doors and roams all over coliseum floors
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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FREE ŁINK
In honor of Link, who was banned for the crime of speaking truth to power, I am continuing Fund Me Friday in his stead. The last two Fridays have been delayed due to life stuff, but today I am back on the ball.

Post your mutual aid in this thread and I will retweet as long as I am able.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Say what you will about mtg
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The House condemning socialism has an approval rating of 26 percent

I’ll just stop there
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
One important thing AI will never be able to replicate is the constant awareness that death looms over us, ha
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM