Chris Brain
@chrisbrain.bsky.social
Comedian:
Least successful winner of the Billy T Award.
The Hardliest Working Man In Showbiz.
Huge ego. Low self-esteem.
Least successful winner of the Billy T Award.
The Hardliest Working Man In Showbiz.
Huge ego. Low self-esteem.
Fun Fact: For in the 1980's Hypervigilance was clinically know as "What the fuck you looking at, cun't!?!?"
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Fun Fact: For in the 1980's Hypervigilance was clinically know as "What the fuck you looking at, cun't!?!?"
Working in my favour was I was never pretty enough to leave a good-looking corpse, or talented enough for anyone to care. #HappyEndOfMovember
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Working in my favour was I was never pretty enough to leave a good-looking corpse, or talented enough for anyone to care. #HappyEndOfMovember
Call me when an AI country music star hacks a ride-on mower to buy booze because its wife hid all his car keys.
Call me when AI slop gets sloppy drunk; then I'll engage. #RIPGeorgeJones
Call me when AI slop gets sloppy drunk; then I'll engage. #RIPGeorgeJones
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Call me when an AI country music star hacks a ride-on mower to buy booze because its wife hid all his car keys.
Call me when AI slop gets sloppy drunk; then I'll engage. #RIPGeorgeJones
Call me when AI slop gets sloppy drunk; then I'll engage. #RIPGeorgeJones
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm concentrates walking down the stairs years old.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'm concentrates walking down the stairs years old.
I. Am. Homeless.
I live in "transitional housing "
There seems to be zero motivation to move me into anything more secure.
I am the next wave of Auckland CBD begger.
I live in "transitional housing "
There seems to be zero motivation to move me into anything more secure.
I am the next wave of Auckland CBD begger.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I. Am. Homeless.
I live in "transitional housing "
There seems to be zero motivation to move me into anything more secure.
I am the next wave of Auckland CBD begger.
I live in "transitional housing "
There seems to be zero motivation to move me into anything more secure.
I am the next wave of Auckland CBD begger.
AMCD: Bad Religion, Stranger Than Fiction youtu.be/v-D-fn-Z04w?...
Bad Religion - "21st Century (Digital Boy)"
YouTube video by Bad Religion
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
AMCD: Bad Religion, Stranger Than Fiction youtu.be/v-D-fn-Z04w?...
I guess that's why they're known as the "Filth."
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I guess that's why they're known as the "Filth."
Type of cloud?
CumuloCuntis
CumuloCuntis
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Type of cloud?
CumuloCuntis
CumuloCuntis
I'm not smart, but I'm smart enough to know i shouldn't be in charge.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm not smart, but I'm smart enough to know i shouldn't be in charge.
Spoiler Alert: The Art Of The Deal wins again.
The livestream of the Booker Prize winner announcement starts in about 40 minutes. Watch it on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKu9...
See the shortlisted titles: my.christchurchcitylibraries.com/the-man-book... ^MT
See the shortlisted titles: my.christchurchcitylibraries.com/the-man-book... ^MT
The Booker Prize 2025 Ceremony Livestream
YouTube video by The Booker Prizes
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Spoiler Alert: The Art Of The Deal wins again.
Can't be fucked dying on Everest. Give pootling around in a formerly thoroughbred tax dodge a try.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can't be fucked dying on Everest. Give pootling around in a formerly thoroughbred tax dodge a try.
I could get into heisting. Not cat burglary, though. I'm a more a dog guy and too old to be scaling tall buildings. I crack a smile and I need morphine.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I could get into heisting. Not cat burglary, though. I'm a more a dog guy and too old to be scaling tall buildings. I crack a smile and I need morphine.
AMCD: The Stone Roses, The Stone Roses youtu.be/wD6Pq0bSMPo?...
The Stone Roses - She Bangs the Drums (Official Video)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
AMCD: The Stone Roses, The Stone Roses youtu.be/wD6Pq0bSMPo?...
AMCD: Violent Femmes, Violent Femmes youtu.be/G89chAA4l8s?...
Violent Femmes - Blister In The Sun (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ViolentFemmesVEVO
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
AMCD: Violent Femmes, Violent Femmes youtu.be/G89chAA4l8s?...
I call this "Fuck Off Scooter Cunts!"
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I call this "Fuck Off Scooter Cunts!"
How long is sober enough to be taken seriously as a sober person? A day? A week? A month? A year? A decade?
How long is sober enough to believed your sober? A year? A decade? An eon? An eternity. A never?
How long is sober enough to believed your sober? A year? A decade? An eon? An eternity. A never?
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
How long is sober enough to be taken seriously as a sober person? A day? A week? A month? A year? A decade?
How long is sober enough to believed your sober? A year? A decade? An eon? An eternity. A never?
How long is sober enough to believed your sober? A year? A decade? An eon? An eternity. A never?
No I'm in hospital again and I lowkey regret my recent shittalk. I stand by all of it, but the timing could have been more fortuitous.
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
No I'm in hospital again and I lowkey regret my recent shittalk. I stand by all of it, but the timing could have been more fortuitous.
No I'm in hospital again I lowkey all my recent shittalk. I stand by all of it, but the timing could have been more fortuitous.
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
No I'm in hospital again I lowkey all my recent shittalk. I stand by all of it, but the timing could have been more fortuitous.
I think my lowkey, rise above this, take it on the chin, rebuild a better life may have passed.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I think my lowkey, rise above this, take it on the chin, rebuild a better life may have passed.
I think my lowkey, rise above this, take it on the chin, rebuild a better life may have passed.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I think my lowkey, rise above this, take it on the chin, rebuild a better life may have passed.
Yes, this is my fault and I feel sorry for myself. Both things can be simultaneously true and does not mitigate any of this.
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Yes, this is my fault and I feel sorry for myself. Both things can be simultaneously true and does not mitigate any of this.
So I seem worked up? I fell worked up.
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
So I seem worked up? I fell worked up.
If i seem upset it's probably just one of my undiagnosed skull fractures playing up.
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If i seem upset it's probably just one of my undiagnosed skull fractures playing up.
Best part of my week was lying back in the dentist chair waiting to be injected, scraped, extracted, and exsanguinated when "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" came on Breeze or Coast or whatever Karen FM was playing.
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Best part of my week was lying back in the dentist chair waiting to be injected, scraped, extracted, and exsanguinated when "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" came on Breeze or Coast or whatever Karen FM was playing.