Chris Brain
@chrisbrain.bsky.social
Comedian:
Least successful winner of the Billy T Award.
The Hardliest Working Man In Showbiz.
Huge ego. Low self-esteem.
Least successful winner of the Billy T Award.
The Hardliest Working Man In Showbiz.
Huge ego. Low self-esteem.
Type of cloud?
CumuloCuntis
CumuloCuntis
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Type of cloud?
CumuloCuntis
CumuloCuntis
Can't be fucked dying on Everest. Give pootling around in a formerly thoroughbred tax dodge a try.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can't be fucked dying on Everest. Give pootling around in a formerly thoroughbred tax dodge a try.
I call this "Fuck Off Scooter Cunts!"
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I call this "Fuck Off Scooter Cunts!"
We live in the future!
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We live in the future!
Pro Tip: If possible, use a sardonically apt bookmark.
October 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Pro Tip: If possible, use a sardonically apt bookmark.
This is either the cover of a Frank Sinatra album or a Stephen King novel. I guess it depends on whether I make it to the bottom in one piece.
August 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
This is either the cover of a Frank Sinatra album or a Stephen King novel. I guess it depends on whether I make it to the bottom in one piece.
shelter has the same name as the psych ward that hosted me. Ain't life an hilarious motherfucker?
August 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
shelter has the same name as the psych ward that hosted me. Ain't life an hilarious motherfucker?
Technically a great uncle.
July 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Technically a great uncle.
"Hey, Chris. What are you up for the next 50 to 80 days?"
"Hunting down whoever keeps lists my backyard on Slutty Duck Ladies BNB dot com."
"Hunting down whoever keeps lists my backyard on Slutty Duck Ladies BNB dot com."
April 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Hey, Chris. What are you up for the next 50 to 80 days?"
"Hunting down whoever keeps lists my backyard on Slutty Duck Ladies BNB dot com."
"Hunting down whoever keeps lists my backyard on Slutty Duck Ladies BNB dot com."
My first attempt at pommes boulangère. Looks tasty. I predict these "French" will go a long way in the recipe genre.
April 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
My first attempt at pommes boulangère. Looks tasty. I predict these "French" will go a long way in the recipe genre.
Some of the rewards from my chronic procrastinating.
March 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Some of the rewards from my chronic procrastinating.
Happy birthday, Cadell. 💜💜💜
January 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Happy birthday, Cadell. 💜💜💜
Croque Monsieur pour le dîner. I'm off for a nap. Wake me if the Germans invade.
January 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Croque Monsieur pour le dîner. I'm off for a nap. Wake me if the Germans invade.
The great thing about baking bread is even when you cock it up a bit you still get bread. #MyFirstShokupan
January 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The great thing about baking bread is even when you cock it up a bit you still get bread. #MyFirstShokupan
Yeah. This is the guy you bring in to make things more efficient. #FuckenElmo
December 26, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Yeah. This is the guy you bring in to make things more efficient. #FuckenElmo
Merry fucking Christmas, cunts.
December 24, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Merry fucking Christmas, cunts.
"I think I've had an idea."
- Ridley Scott, 1978
🥚💡👽
- Ridley Scott, 1978
🥚💡👽
December 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
"I think I've had an idea."
- Ridley Scott, 1978
🥚💡👽
- Ridley Scott, 1978
🥚💡👽
Happy birthday, Atarau. Love you. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
December 11, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Happy birthday, Atarau. Love you. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Apologies to all Allens in the New Lynn, Kelston, Glen Eden TryWest area. It seems I have all your keys.
December 8, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Apologies to all Allens in the New Lynn, Kelston, Glen Eden TryWest area. It seems I have all your keys.
Chris, I hear you're quite a good cook.
The mandoline and bandages tell an alternate story.
The mandoline and bandages tell an alternate story.
December 7, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Chris, I hear you're quite a good cook.
The mandoline and bandages tell an alternate story.
The mandoline and bandages tell an alternate story.