@chriscccccccox.bsky.social
I write nonsense and make music and do podcasts and junk.
https://linktr.ee/chrisalancox
https://linktr.ee/chrisalancox
Instead of watching Marty Supreme I got confused and watched Jay Kelly instead. Boinked it again :(
December 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Instead of watching Marty Supreme I got confused and watched Jay Kelly instead. Boinked it again :(
Big crunch big crunch!
Dark Energy may be changing and with it the fate of the Universe
A mysterious force called Dark Energy might be changing, in a way that challenges our current understanding of the nature of time and space.
www.bbc.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Big crunch big crunch!
There is already a definitive film version of "The Odyssey."
Wishbone dog - Homer sweet homer
YouTube video by Halvichka
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There is already a definitive film version of "The Odyssey."
Damn, I got invited to be part of a Nielsen survey. Finally, I have the power I've always wanted.
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Damn, I got invited to be part of a Nielsen survey. Finally, I have the power I've always wanted.
Doing the thing where I get jacked up to play a show hours too early, and then am very tired at the actual show.
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Doing the thing where I get jacked up to play a show hours too early, and then am very tired at the actual show.
I believe the Epstein files themselves are actually a hellmouth, so this is to be expected.
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I believe the Epstein files themselves are actually a hellmouth, so this is to be expected.
Going to see the uncut Kill Bill today and I've already had multiple beverages and I'm gonna get a big Coke and you bet I'm not making it through that thing without going to the bathroom at least 4 times.
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Going to see the uncut Kill Bill today and I've already had multiple beverages and I'm gonna get a big Coke and you bet I'm not making it through that thing without going to the bathroom at least 4 times.
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We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.
Trump's ability to make every news story about himself, and to elicit the exact same outraged reactions every single time, is honestly pretty incredible. Truly the Albert Einstein of narcissists.
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Trump's ability to make every news story about himself, and to elicit the exact same outraged reactions every single time, is honestly pretty incredible. Truly the Albert Einstein of narcissists.
Have we considered the possibility that Chomsky was off his gourd on acid and thought Bannon was actually a giant talking piece of shit?
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Have we considered the possibility that Chomsky was off his gourd on acid and thought Bannon was actually a giant talking piece of shit?
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murder
The US military carried out a strike on a suspected drug boat in the Eastern Pacific, killing four people on board, according to a social media post from US Southern Command. https://cnn.it/4av0Z63
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
murder
Having serious concerns about my pitch to have Tarantino direct a There Will Be Blood/Shanghai Noon mash-up with Paul Dano and Owen Wilson.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Having serious concerns about my pitch to have Tarantino direct a There Will Be Blood/Shanghai Noon mash-up with Paul Dano and Owen Wilson.
"Honey, this new version of Siri just defecates all over the house any time you try to use it." "Well, you know what they say about idle hands."
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says AI will unleash a wave of new ideas and unfinished projects—leaving people busier, not freer, as “everybody’s jobs will be different.” trib.al/i8LvkCC
Nvidia CEO says AI will actually make everyone a lot busier: 'Everybody's jobs will be different' | Fortune
“I would say that there's every evidence that we will be more productive and yet still be busier because we have so many ideas,” Jensen Huang said.
trib.al
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Honey, this new version of Siri just defecates all over the house any time you try to use it." "Well, you know what they say about idle hands."
Been playing a bit of Mario Sunshine and for some reason it feels like the most frustrating Mario game that has ever been created. I cannot get the dude to land where I want him to. Somehow I did just fine when I was 14 though.
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Been playing a bit of Mario Sunshine and for some reason it feels like the most frustrating Mario game that has ever been created. I cannot get the dude to land where I want him to. Somehow I did just fine when I was 14 though.
I was watching videos about the AI music maker thing and one of the fascinating things about it is that like with all this junk it emphasizes having a finished product over the actual activity, which is usually thought to be an enjoyable one.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I was watching videos about the AI music maker thing and one of the fascinating things about it is that like with all this junk it emphasizes having a finished product over the actual activity, which is usually thought to be an enjoyable one.
Stripe (from Gremlins) is really a very oedipal figure if you think about it. He keeps trying to kill his father (Gizmo) and fuck his mother (society).
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Stripe (from Gremlins) is really a very oedipal figure if you think about it. He keeps trying to kill his father (Gizmo) and fuck his mother (society).
Stupid good
Fruits Of My Labor
YouTube video by Lucinda Williams - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Stupid good
Eternally grateful that the first Mojo Nixon song I ever heard was not "Elvis is Everywhere" but the one that's just a series of extremely dirty one-liners.
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Eternally grateful that the first Mojo Nixon song I ever heard was not "Elvis is Everywhere" but the one that's just a series of extremely dirty one-liners.
I just want a robot Jeffery Ross who wakes me up by insulting me every morning.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I just want a robot Jeffery Ross who wakes me up by insulting me every morning.
Fionna and Cake Season 2 theme goes hard
Fionna and Cake Season 2 Opening Cover #fionnaandcake #fionnaandcakeopeningcover #adventuretimecover
YouTube video by The Kris Wong
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Fionna and Cake Season 2 theme goes hard
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"$1,000 a month as part of a state program experimenting with giving homeless youths cash payments for two years with no strings attached."
"Of the 117 youths [..] who completed Oregon's two-year pilot program, 91% reported being in stable housing."
#Oregon #USA #Housing #Nonprofit
"Of the 117 youths [..] who completed Oregon's two-year pilot program, 91% reported being in stable housing."
#Oregon #USA #Housing #Nonprofit
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"$1,000 a month as part of a state program experimenting with giving homeless youths cash payments for two years with no strings attached."
"Of the 117 youths [..] who completed Oregon's two-year pilot program, 91% reported being in stable housing."
#Oregon #USA #Housing #Nonprofit
"Of the 117 youths [..] who completed Oregon's two-year pilot program, 91% reported being in stable housing."
#Oregon #USA #Housing #Nonprofit
When I was a really little kid I saw the last 20 minutes of "Gremlins" on tv and assumed it was just like this really intense horror movie.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When I was a really little kid I saw the last 20 minutes of "Gremlins" on tv and assumed it was just like this really intense horror movie.
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Everything I write myself and everything I love to read or listen
to or watch has one bedrock component to it...Jesus Christ I am alive right now and you are alive right now and someday we will not be but for the duration of this we are both stupidly and beautifully alive orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
to or watch has one bedrock component to it...Jesus Christ I am alive right now and you are alive right now and someday we will not be but for the duration of this we are both stupidly and beautifully alive orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Everything I write myself and everything I love to read or listen
to or watch has one bedrock component to it...Jesus Christ I am alive right now and you are alive right now and someday we will not be but for the duration of this we are both stupidly and beautifully alive orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
to or watch has one bedrock component to it...Jesus Christ I am alive right now and you are alive right now and someday we will not be but for the duration of this we are both stupidly and beautifully alive orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
Phil Magera voice: "He's starting to lose it!"
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Phil Magera voice: "He's starting to lose it!"