chriscccccccox.bsky.social
@chriscccccccox.bsky.social
I write nonsense and make music and do podcasts and junk.
https://linktr.ee/chrisalancox
Getting to the end of the Hell on Earth podcast and realizing that it was all the fault off the English ONCE AGAIN.
January 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
You know, I didn't watch the video but I don't find it hard to believe that a member of the American gestapo full of loser washouts whose only purpose is to put people in concentration camps murdered someone.
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I'm in a car place waiting room and the tv is just playing daytime judge shows, and I never realized how trivial the cases are. One was because someone had messed up someone else's hairstyle, and another one was because someone had drank someone else's bottle of champagne.
January 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I have to listen to this every so often
Screaming Females cover Sheryl Crow's "If It Makes You Happy" - AV Undercover
YouTube video by Don Giovanni
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January 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Everyone is being very negative but I for one can't wait to marry the Subway chatbot.
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I switched from making mix cds to making playlists years ago but I still refuse to make one longer than an hour and 20 minutes because that's how much music would fit on a burned cd.
December 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
10 Punk(ish) Bands that are not the best or worst but that are good:

Egg Hunt
Dag Nasty
Shonen Knife
Reagan Youth
The Gun Club
Good Luck
Isocracy
Tappi Tikarrass
The Crucifucks
Torso
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm an old hippie living off of disability checks.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Instead of watching Marty Supreme I got confused and watched Jay Kelly instead. Boinked it again :(
December 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
There is already a definitive film version of "The Odyssey."
Wishbone dog - Homer sweet homer
YouTube video by Halvichka
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December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Damn, I got invited to be part of a Nielsen survey. Finally, I have the power I've always wanted.
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Doing the thing where I get jacked up to play a show hours too early, and then am very tired at the actual show.
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I believe the Epstein files themselves are actually a hellmouth, so this is to be expected.
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Going to see the uncut Kill Bill today and I've already had multiple beverages and I'm gonna get a big Coke and you bet I'm not making it through that thing without going to the bathroom at least 4 times.
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Trump's ability to make every news story about himself, and to elicit the exact same outraged reactions every single time, is honestly pretty incredible. Truly the Albert Einstein of narcissists.
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Have we considered the possibility that Chomsky was off his gourd on acid and thought Bannon was actually a giant talking piece of shit?
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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murder
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Dec 5
The US military carried out a strike on a suspected drug boat in the Eastern Pacific, killing four people on board, according to a social media post from US Southern Command. https://cnn.it/4av0Z63
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Having serious concerns about my pitch to have Tarantino direct a There Will Be Blood/Shanghai Noon mash-up with Paul Dano and Owen Wilson.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"Honey, this new version of Siri just defecates all over the house any time you try to use it." "Well, you know what they say about idle hands."
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Been playing a bit of Mario Sunshine and for some reason it feels like the most frustrating Mario game that has ever been created. I cannot get the dude to land where I want him to. Somehow I did just fine when I was 14 though.
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I was watching videos about the AI music maker thing and one of the fascinating things about it is that like with all this junk it emphasizes having a finished product over the actual activity, which is usually thought to be an enjoyable one.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM