i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

Moving in 2020, we refused to pay for the garish, floral lounge curtains. Seller takes these and we move in to discover the mad bastard had also disconnected & taken the pump that fed the upstairs (and only) shower. What a laugh we had, squatting in the bath washing from a bowl like a weird ascetic.