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This emergency exit is painted on
I was browsing a CHARITY SHOP today and a woman stormed to the counter, slammed a skirt down and said "These prices are mental. You're having a laugh. This has a hole in the hem. I'd never pay £7 for this. Somebody needs to have a word" at the old lady volunteer and then marched out.
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Night me (a vibesman): "I won't lower the blinds, the light will wake me naturally on the morrow"

Morning me (philosopher) pulling the duvet over my head: "The wise tortoise retreats from that which it cannot defeat"
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Reposted
hey did you know that Bismarck was the one who nicked Alsace Lorraine from France back in the 19th century

that's why historians call him............Grand Theft Otto
May 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM