Christopher Farnsworth
@chrisfarnsworth.bsky.social
Writer. Author of THE PRESIDENT’S VAMPIRE, KILLFILE, FLASHMOB. Books, journalism, screenplays, comics. Married to @goldenpurl.bsky.social. ROBERT B. PARKER'S BURIED SECRETS out now: https://amzn.to/4hMjBz7
We need a flaming skull.
February 14, 2026 at 4:03 AM
We need a flaming skull.
I always suspected.
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I always suspected.
But in my experience, the magic powers of Bigfeet have only been growing as more and more people have tiny cameras they carry with them everywhere.
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
But in my experience, the magic powers of Bigfeet have only been growing as more and more people have tiny cameras they carry with them everywhere.
Actual lol.
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Actual lol.
Oh, wait, sorry, got one more: a producer I know once asked a ghost hunter why he carried an EMF detector.
"Because it detects the ghosts' electromagnetic fields."
"Why would ghosts have electromagnetic fields?"
(dead silence)
"Because it detects the ghosts' electromagnetic fields."
"Why would ghosts have electromagnetic fields?"
(dead silence)
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Oh, wait, sorry, got one more: a producer I know once asked a ghost hunter why he carried an EMF detector.
"Because it detects the ghosts' electromagnetic fields."
"Why would ghosts have electromagnetic fields?"
(dead silence)
"Because it detects the ghosts' electromagnetic fields."
"Why would ghosts have electromagnetic fields?"
(dead silence)
Possible I'm still a little bitter about it.
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Possible I'm still a little bitter about it.
Evidence of poltergeist:
"Look! That pencil moved after we left the room!'
"My God, you're right. Nothing human could have done that."
"Look! That pencil moved after we left the room!'
"My God, you're right. Nothing human could have done that."
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Evidence of poltergeist:
"Look! That pencil moved after we left the room!'
"My God, you're right. Nothing human could have done that."
"Look! That pencil moved after we left the room!'
"My God, you're right. Nothing human could have done that."
It's remarkable how every search for Bigfoot manages to point the camera in the wrong direction when something is crashing around in the woods.
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
It's remarkable how every search for Bigfoot manages to point the camera in the wrong direction when something is crashing around in the woods.
Years ago, I pitched two different shows about finding the truth behind paranormal claims. The feedback I got from every channel was: "But that isn't why people watch."
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Years ago, I pitched two different shows about finding the truth behind paranormal claims. The feedback I got from every channel was: "But that isn't why people watch."