CORPSE Hickey
@chrishickey.bsky.social
Am I a bot? Christ, I wish.
From MA, in NC
he/him
From MA, in NC
he/him
Share a television show that raised you:
I don’t know about “raised”, but this cartoon robot, designed to sell toys, was the core of my moral upbringing.
“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings”. This is my first Commandment.
I don’t know about “raised”, but this cartoon robot, designed to sell toys, was the core of my moral upbringing.
“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings”. This is my first Commandment.
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Share a television show that raised you:
I don’t know about “raised”, but this cartoon robot, designed to sell toys, was the core of my moral upbringing.
“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings”. This is my first Commandment.
I don’t know about “raised”, but this cartoon robot, designed to sell toys, was the core of my moral upbringing.
“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings”. This is my first Commandment.
No new pictures: where are you mentally?
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
No new pictures: where are you mentally?
If I pick the busywork, it isnt busywork
January 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
If I pick the busywork, it isnt busywork
Apparently I own Borderlands 3? This was big news. I remember trying it when it came out, but I would have staked my reputation that it was a demo. Maybe a bundle with the Telltale game?
ANYWAY. Lots of fun, as per usual for the franchise. I’m playing as the Gunner (hops into a mech suit). Yay!
ANYWAY. Lots of fun, as per usual for the franchise. I’m playing as the Gunner (hops into a mech suit). Yay!
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Apparently I own Borderlands 3? This was big news. I remember trying it when it came out, but I would have staked my reputation that it was a demo. Maybe a bundle with the Telltale game?
ANYWAY. Lots of fun, as per usual for the franchise. I’m playing as the Gunner (hops into a mech suit). Yay!
ANYWAY. Lots of fun, as per usual for the franchise. I’m playing as the Gunner (hops into a mech suit). Yay!
Found a twofer image!
January 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Found a twofer image!
i’m gonna throw up
January 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
i’m gonna throw up
Weiter, weiter ins Verderben
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Weiter, weiter ins Verderben
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben
Sure, talk about it more, THAT’ll win me over for sure
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Sure, talk about it more, THAT’ll win me over for sure
Okay, so the evacuation sirens in my town sound less like Pyramid Head Comin’ and more like
Ghost Wolves
Ghost Wolves
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Okay, so the evacuation sirens in my town sound less like Pyramid Head Comin’ and more like
Ghost Wolves
Ghost Wolves
I hear the Newtype Flash sound (post to follow) when I encounter a fellow neurodivergent. Wordless mind-to-mind understanding.
Therefore: I should be allowed to pilot a heavily armed vacuum-capable humanoid robot
Therefore: I should be allowed to pilot a heavily armed vacuum-capable humanoid robot
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I hear the Newtype Flash sound (post to follow) when I encounter a fellow neurodivergent. Wordless mind-to-mind understanding.
Therefore: I should be allowed to pilot a heavily armed vacuum-capable humanoid robot
Therefore: I should be allowed to pilot a heavily armed vacuum-capable humanoid robot
I think I watched the wrong thing, Mike
There weren’t no hockey
There weren’t no hockey
January 6, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I think I watched the wrong thing, Mike
There weren’t no hockey
There weren’t no hockey
Title Screen iconic to me:
The vibe was set as soon as you turned on your PS.
You’re saying, oh, inspired by Catholic saints, very ni—
oh what the fuck they’re draculas
The vibe was set as soon as you turned on your PS.
You’re saying, oh, inspired by Catholic saints, very ni—
oh what the fuck they’re draculas
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Title Screen iconic to me:
The vibe was set as soon as you turned on your PS.
You’re saying, oh, inspired by Catholic saints, very ni—
oh what the fuck they’re draculas
The vibe was set as soon as you turned on your PS.
You’re saying, oh, inspired by Catholic saints, very ni—
oh what the fuck they’re draculas
Apparently baking is a stress response unlocked in my Ancient Reptilian Brain. I made pizza dough Friday (nice and quick so I’m not rushing around before D&D). I made the remnant dough into burger baps*, which were serviceable, and for dessert, chocolate chip cookies with brown butter.
January 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Apparently baking is a stress response unlocked in my Ancient Reptilian Brain. I made pizza dough Friday (nice and quick so I’m not rushing around before D&D). I made the remnant dough into burger baps*, which were serviceable, and for dessert, chocolate chip cookies with brown butter.
Oh, fuck this thing
January 1, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Oh, fuck this thing
I just had a bowl of oatmeal to ensure I have fiber and protein marching through my system into the new year.
I miss getting fucked up. Like a LOT.
Like a LOT a lot.
I miss getting fucked up. Like a LOT.
Like a LOT a lot.
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I just had a bowl of oatmeal to ensure I have fiber and protein marching through my system into the new year.
I miss getting fucked up. Like a LOT.
Like a LOT a lot.
I miss getting fucked up. Like a LOT.
Like a LOT a lot.
Heated Rivalry, 2025, Canada
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Heated Rivalry, 2025, Canada
Each die type, from the d4s to the nonstandard items, is ensconced in its own partition in the Bag of Hoarding.
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Each die type, from the d4s to the nonstandard items, is ensconced in its own partition in the Bag of Hoarding.
The first pic is the result of the aforementioned Advent calendar, the second is my collection in toto.
The gap in the first pic is a d10 that is under the couch. The other gap is in the Cosmere set, as the game does not use percentile dice.
Please, enjoy.
The gap in the first pic is a d10 that is under the couch. The other gap is in the Cosmere set, as the game does not use percentile dice.
Please, enjoy.
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The first pic is the result of the aforementioned Advent calendar, the second is my collection in toto.
The gap in the first pic is a d10 that is under the couch. The other gap is in the Cosmere set, as the game does not use percentile dice.
Please, enjoy.
The gap in the first pic is a d10 that is under the couch. The other gap is in the Cosmere set, as the game does not use percentile dice.
Please, enjoy.
Post a perfect album from the 90e that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or AiC
This feels like a cheat, being a soundtrack, but The Crow is nearly perfect. “Burn” is a great Cure song with stanky bass. NIN’s “Dead Souls” improves on the original. Rollins, Femmes, Helmet—it’s Goth heaven.
This feels like a cheat, being a soundtrack, but The Crow is nearly perfect. “Burn” is a great Cure song with stanky bass. NIN’s “Dead Souls” improves on the original. Rollins, Femmes, Helmet—it’s Goth heaven.
December 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90e that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or AiC
This feels like a cheat, being a soundtrack, but The Crow is nearly perfect. “Burn” is a great Cure song with stanky bass. NIN’s “Dead Souls” improves on the original. Rollins, Femmes, Helmet—it’s Goth heaven.
This feels like a cheat, being a soundtrack, but The Crow is nearly perfect. “Burn” is a great Cure song with stanky bass. NIN’s “Dead Souls” improves on the original. Rollins, Femmes, Helmet—it’s Goth heaven.
Once again, Mulligan gets me.
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Once again, Mulligan gets me.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image:
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image: