CORPSE Hickey
chrishickey.bsky.social
CORPSE Hickey
@chrishickey.bsky.social
Am I a bot? Christ, I wish.
From MA, in NC
he/him
Subhuman pigs.
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Jimmy Fallon is a disgrace.

“ber-LIN”, giddaddaheah, this guy never been to Spooky World.
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Those look like ads for the subway train JRPG.
January 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“Follow-up question: go fuck yourself.”
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I mean

All things being equal?

Transparent skin is only perceptible through that one sense, so
a man is sitting at a table with a tablet and a phone and his shirt says ta on it
Alt: a man is sitting at a table with a tablet and a phone and his shirt says ta on it
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:38 AM
It’s only a matter of time before my psyche breaks. Will I go berserk? Take a heart attack? Trip my breakers and somnambulate? Who knows! It’s a big surprise.
January 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
It was a week of subzero temps that made me rethink my reluctance to move from MA. Chunks of ice in Boston Harbor?! Friggin steam coming off the open ocean?!

I could do a hard winter pretty well, but my in-laws would call and say “it’s 50 degrees today, how is it there?”

BAD, is how.
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I can’t say I’m surprised you’d worked on two of my favorite characters, Tommy Le Homme and Call Me Mañana. That was fun.

I guess I didn’t realize what the writing process would be for a game, particularly one with so many branches.

Did they tell you how many episodes there will be in total?
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
If we give Herr Chancellor the Sudetenland, maybe he’ll chill out..?
January 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Love it. Bye-bye, boys—have fun storming Stalingrad!
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Anyway, I hope the Great Lakes provide a similarly warm (lol) welcome.
January 14, 2026 at 1:21 PM
The first time I was back home to Boston since moving to NC (this was 2013, I left in 06), it was going to be 15F. I said, it’s been 15 at the house, no problem.

15 degrees inland is way different from 15 degrees with a screeching banshee wind off the Harbor. I thought I was going to pull an Ötzi.
January 14, 2026 at 1:21 PM
The diplomats are going to have a job of work. Even if all of them are rounded up and sent to the gallows/firing squad/por que no los dos Today, it’s going to be tough.

Even if it changes for the better today there’s so much to fix, which is going to be its own bad.
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
(1/2)I’m excited to see what alliances we’ll have once Trump and his rogues gallery are out.

And by “excited” I mean “nauseated with the anxiety. I mean, they HAVE to know the majority of Americans don’t want to fuck with breaking off from NATO, right?
January 14, 2026 at 1:13 PM
It’s on my list! Should it ever come to pass I’ll let you know.
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I have loved this series. noclip does it right. I’ll do the Leonardo DiCaprio thing when I see you.

The sit up and point thing, not the banging 25 year olds thing.

Two thoughts I have after each: Tallinn looks like a nice town! And crap, I’m going to have to make replaying DE a yearly thing.
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Huh. Good question.

I would say any time previous to having signed their contract would satisfy me. If a player brings a utility bill showing their primary residence is in the state of Texas, they’re Texans, welcome to the team.

Otherwise it would be Mostly Texans And Georgia Matt or something.
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
My (least) favorite is when somebody tells me why I’m doing something.

“You only do that because you—“

“Let me stop you right there, Little Lord Fuckleroy. My motives are a complete mystery to myself; I’m to believe one who is not part of my brain managed to tease the Gordian knot of my intent?”
January 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Losers.
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM