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From MA, in NC
he/him
From MA, in NC
he/him
del Toro’s Mountains of Madness.
That Ben Solo movie (provided JJ is locked in a closet for the duration).
Honor Among Themes sequel (recast one actor to replicate alt-itis).
That Ben Solo movie (provided JJ is locked in a closet for the duration).
Honor Among Themes sequel (recast one actor to replicate alt-itis).
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
del Toro’s Mountains of Madness.
That Ben Solo movie (provided JJ is locked in a closet for the duration).
Honor Among Themes sequel (recast one actor to replicate alt-itis).
That Ben Solo movie (provided JJ is locked in a closet for the duration).
Honor Among Themes sequel (recast one actor to replicate alt-itis).
Hyperfocus is a hell of a drug
I looked up from my polymer clay thinking it’s 3pm at the very latest. NOPE, 5:45pm, my spine is old wood and my eyes are hot coals
Very pleased, though—I’m not fighting the medium, and ? hours in I’ve got something I really like.
I looked up from my polymer clay thinking it’s 3pm at the very latest. NOPE, 5:45pm, my spine is old wood and my eyes are hot coals
Very pleased, though—I’m not fighting the medium, and ? hours in I’ve got something I really like.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hyperfocus is a hell of a drug
I looked up from my polymer clay thinking it’s 3pm at the very latest. NOPE, 5:45pm, my spine is old wood and my eyes are hot coals
Very pleased, though—I’m not fighting the medium, and ? hours in I’ve got something I really like.
I looked up from my polymer clay thinking it’s 3pm at the very latest. NOPE, 5:45pm, my spine is old wood and my eyes are hot coals
Very pleased, though—I’m not fighting the medium, and ? hours in I’ve got something I really like.
I’m done with the air-dry clay—nothing but frustration. I just can’t get the detail I want it’s heavy and brittle, I wind up spending as much time shoring up cracks as making it look acceptable.
Michael’s tomorrow to check out polymer clay—I’ll get some once I get a cheapie toaster oven.
Michael’s tomorrow to check out polymer clay—I’ll get some once I get a cheapie toaster oven.
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m done with the air-dry clay—nothing but frustration. I just can’t get the detail I want it’s heavy and brittle, I wind up spending as much time shoring up cracks as making it look acceptable.
Michael’s tomorrow to check out polymer clay—I’ll get some once I get a cheapie toaster oven.
Michael’s tomorrow to check out polymer clay—I’ll get some once I get a cheapie toaster oven.
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
I got Jedi: Survivor on sale ($10? Are you kidding?!), and it’s just what I needed. Using Space Magic to pull fascist goons onto my handheld focused plasma beam is precisely the power fantasy I needed.
A fun surprise: Noshir Dalal plays your not-Mandalorian heptachlor homie!
A fun surprise: Noshir Dalal plays your not-Mandalorian heptachlor homie!
Fast Times At Digemont High Sean Penn GIF
Alt: Fast Times At Ridgemont High Sean Penn GIF: caption “I know that dude”
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November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I got Jedi: Survivor on sale ($10? Are you kidding?!), and it’s just what I needed. Using Space Magic to pull fascist goons onto my handheld focused plasma beam is precisely the power fantasy I needed.
A fun surprise: Noshir Dalal plays your not-Mandalorian heptachlor homie!
A fun surprise: Noshir Dalal plays your not-Mandalorian heptachlor homie!
Anika Noni Rose crushes. That’s it, that’s the post.
'Who Will You Be?' Performed By Marion Lavorre | The Mighty Nein | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video AU & NZ
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November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Anika Noni Rose crushes. That’s it, that’s the post.
HRRRAND NOWWW MY BITTER HANDS
GRAAAATE ON BROKEN GLASS
OF HWHAT WAS EVERTHAA-AAANG
GRAAAATE ON BROKEN GLASS
OF HWHAT WAS EVERTHAA-AAANG
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaa
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaa
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaa
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know
Hey, I ought to leave young thing alone
But ain't no sunshine when she's gone
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know
Hey, I ought to leave young thing alone
But ain't no sunshine when she's gone
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
HRRRAND NOWWW MY BITTER HANDS
GRAAAATE ON BROKEN GLASS
OF HWHAT WAS EVERTHAA-AAANG
GRAAAATE ON BROKEN GLASS
OF HWHAT WAS EVERTHAA-AAANG
I adapted the blackberry hand pie from the Critical Role cookbook for
MINCE
FRIGGIN
PIE
as it is now the season. I just used jarred mincemeat, and for the icing I blended some with water, and folded in the powdered sugar.
They look like a dog had been at them, but they’re real good, if sweet.
MINCE
FRIGGIN
PIE
as it is now the season. I just used jarred mincemeat, and for the icing I blended some with water, and folded in the powdered sugar.
They look like a dog had been at them, but they’re real good, if sweet.
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I adapted the blackberry hand pie from the Critical Role cookbook for
MINCE
FRIGGIN
PIE
as it is now the season. I just used jarred mincemeat, and for the icing I blended some with water, and folded in the powdered sugar.
They look like a dog had been at them, but they’re real good, if sweet.
MINCE
FRIGGIN
PIE
as it is now the season. I just used jarred mincemeat, and for the icing I blended some with water, and folded in the powdered sugar.
They look like a dog had been at them, but they’re real good, if sweet.
I must have this as my Pact Weapon.
To clarify: In D&D.
To clarify: In D&D.
I was inspired to create something interesting as a D&D GM. Hopefully it is cool.
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I must have this as my Pact Weapon.
To clarify: In D&D.
To clarify: In D&D.
So I was going to get Christine a spinning wheel for the Yuletide.
Those things cost One Thousand Dolla$ American.
There are some other, more reasonable fiber accoutrements I can grab—a swift (though she might get one on her own before then), a niddy-noddy, other whimsically named items.
Those things cost One Thousand Dolla$ American.
There are some other, more reasonable fiber accoutrements I can grab—a swift (though she might get one on her own before then), a niddy-noddy, other whimsically named items.
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
So I was going to get Christine a spinning wheel for the Yuletide.
Those things cost One Thousand Dolla$ American.
There are some other, more reasonable fiber accoutrements I can grab—a swift (though she might get one on her own before then), a niddy-noddy, other whimsically named items.
Those things cost One Thousand Dolla$ American.
There are some other, more reasonable fiber accoutrements I can grab—a swift (though she might get one on her own before then), a niddy-noddy, other whimsically named items.
MARGINALLY pleased. Happy (with an asterisk). Begrudgingly satisfied.
The antlers are made of floral wire and tape; it’s a technique I saw for making spooky miniature trees. They’re giving Ifrit from Final Fantasy, which is where I was going. And I happened on a nice paint scheme.
All in all: 🤙
The antlers are made of floral wire and tape; it’s a technique I saw for making spooky miniature trees. They’re giving Ifrit from Final Fantasy, which is where I was going. And I happened on a nice paint scheme.
All in all: 🤙
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
MARGINALLY pleased. Happy (with an asterisk). Begrudgingly satisfied.
The antlers are made of floral wire and tape; it’s a technique I saw for making spooky miniature trees. They’re giving Ifrit from Final Fantasy, which is where I was going. And I happened on a nice paint scheme.
All in all: 🤙
The antlers are made of floral wire and tape; it’s a technique I saw for making spooky miniature trees. They’re giving Ifrit from Final Fantasy, which is where I was going. And I happened on a nice paint scheme.
All in all: 🤙
Here’s what I got so far. I feel I’d be a lot further along if I had a better medium, but whaddya gonna do. Still have the whole left side, tail, and right hock/stifle to detail, I have to sculpt the antlers and source the grasses and flowers growing from his back, seal, prime, and paint. And pray.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Here’s what I got so far. I feel I’d be a lot further along if I had a better medium, but whaddya gonna do. Still have the whole left side, tail, and right hock/stifle to detail, I have to sculpt the antlers and source the grasses and flowers growing from his back, seal, prime, and paint. And pray.
Happy International Men’s Day
My pronouns are he/
Because I’ll never be him
My pronouns are he/
Because I’ll never be him
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Happy International Men’s Day
My pronouns are he/
Because I’ll never be him
My pronouns are he/
Because I’ll never be him
Filthy fuckin rats.
Find the snitches and out them.
They should be ostracised from their communities for betraying their neighbours.
They should be ostracised from their communities for betraying their neighbours.
NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public
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November 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Filthy fuckin rats.
Anniversary dinner was at a Roman restaurant (the city, not the period, no garum or silphium to be found). I had the finest pork I’ve had in this country; only Meatmaiden in Melbourne did it better.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Anniversary dinner was at a Roman restaurant (the city, not the period, no garum or silphium to be found). I had the finest pork I’ve had in this country; only Meatmaiden in Melbourne did it better.
I haven’t had this in an age, and now it’s all I can think about. Many fond memories of this stuff, and I’m making it for the holiday(s).
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Indian Pudding - America’s Forgotten Dessert
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
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November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I haven’t had this in an age, and now it’s all I can think about. Many fond memories of this stuff, and I’m making it for the holiday(s).
youtu.be/RMSV5PVOA7Y?...
youtu.be/RMSV5PVOA7Y?...
Air-dry clay is fucking worthless.
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Air-dry clay is fucking worthless.
The Fake Army Guys are playing GI Joes in my town
which is fuckin GRAND
which is fuckin GRAND
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The Fake Army Guys are playing GI Joes in my town
which is fuckin GRAND
which is fuckin GRAND
Top 5 Film Genres:
Fuckups Buckle Down In The Third Act To Save “The Community Center”
DOOMED HEROES
Spoopy Castle Dweller
Joseph Campbell Jamboree
Wizard Shit
Fuckups Buckle Down In The Third Act To Save “The Community Center”
DOOMED HEROES
Spoopy Castle Dweller
Joseph Campbell Jamboree
Wizard Shit
Top 5 Film Genres:
-Screwball Comedy/Parody That Doesn't Rely On Awkward Sex
-Horror Where You're Pretty Sure The SFX People Have Been To Literal Hell
-I Went To Film School (Okay Just Film 101)
-The Unreliable Narrator aka The Three Endings Of Clue
-I'm Never Watching This Again; Once Is Enough
-Screwball Comedy/Parody That Doesn't Rely On Awkward Sex
-Horror Where You're Pretty Sure The SFX People Have Been To Literal Hell
-I Went To Film School (Okay Just Film 101)
-The Unreliable Narrator aka The Three Endings Of Clue
-I'm Never Watching This Again; Once Is Enough
Top five film genres:
The Erotic Bummer (In the Realm of the Senses, Brokeback Mountain)
The Ordeal (Sorcerer, Deliverance)
Transcendental Horror (Hereditary, The Witch)
GoodFellas-as-genre (Casino, Boogie Nights)
"I think this movie is actually evil" (Under the Skin, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre)
The Erotic Bummer (In the Realm of the Senses, Brokeback Mountain)
The Ordeal (Sorcerer, Deliverance)
Transcendental Horror (Hereditary, The Witch)
GoodFellas-as-genre (Casino, Boogie Nights)
"I think this movie is actually evil" (Under the Skin, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre)
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Top 5 Film Genres:
Fuckups Buckle Down In The Third Act To Save “The Community Center”
DOOMED HEROES
Spoopy Castle Dweller
Joseph Campbell Jamboree
Wizard Shit
Fuckups Buckle Down In The Third Act To Save “The Community Center”
DOOMED HEROES
Spoopy Castle Dweller
Joseph Campbell Jamboree
Wizard Shit
Shepherd’s Pie (goatherd’s, in this case, as it’s göt) is invariably a humbling dish, spreading the potato.
Fuck it, it’s done, it’s in the oven, it’ll taste just as good
Fuck it, it’s done, it’s in the oven, it’ll taste just as good
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Shepherd’s Pie (goatherd’s, in this case, as it’s göt) is invariably a humbling dish, spreading the potato.
Fuck it, it’s done, it’s in the oven, it’ll taste just as good
Fuck it, it’s done, it’s in the oven, it’ll taste just as good
I rewatched Mighty Nein this morning, and I noticed the contrast with TLoVM; it’s a lot more serious than Vox, the main plot being a Cold War thriller, two nations in a manufactured war.
Don’t worry: M9 is technically dick jokes all the way down, technically. No shortage of comedy to come.
Don’t worry: M9 is technically dick jokes all the way down, technically. No shortage of comedy to come.
a cartoon character with horns is kneeling on the floor
Alt: an animated woman with blue skin and horns leers at the fourth wall
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November 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I rewatched Mighty Nein this morning, and I noticed the contrast with TLoVM; it’s a lot more serious than Vox, the main plot being a Cold War thriller, two nations in a manufactured war.
Don’t worry: M9 is technically dick jokes all the way down, technically. No shortage of comedy to come.
Don’t worry: M9 is technically dick jokes all the way down, technically. No shortage of comedy to come.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
Rule #1: If It’s Stuck In My Head, It’s Stuck In Your Head
At least this is a nice one and not that screaming devil shit I’m usually afflicted with.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
At least this is a nice one and not that screaming devil shit I’m usually afflicted with.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
Dropkick Murphy's The Wild Rover
YouTube video by leroy pellicaan
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November 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Rule #1: If It’s Stuck In My Head, It’s Stuck In Your Head
At least this is a nice one and not that screaming devil shit I’m usually afflicted with.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
At least this is a nice one and not that screaming devil shit I’m usually afflicted with.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
So we don’t wear cloaks as outerwear, and more’s the pity.
But why in the hell aren’t house cloaks a thing?
It’s a brisk morning, you wake up, brr, chilly! Throw your house cloak over your shoulders, pop the hood up, boom—you’re all set until the heat comes up!
I need to explore this.
But why in the hell aren’t house cloaks a thing?
It’s a brisk morning, you wake up, brr, chilly! Throw your house cloak over your shoulders, pop the hood up, boom—you’re all set until the heat comes up!
I need to explore this.
a man in a long brown robe with a hood stands in a field
Alt: a man in a long brown robe with a hood stands in a field
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So we don’t wear cloaks as outerwear, and more’s the pity.
But why in the hell aren’t house cloaks a thing?
It’s a brisk morning, you wake up, brr, chilly! Throw your house cloak over your shoulders, pop the hood up, boom—you’re all set until the heat comes up!
I need to explore this.
But why in the hell aren’t house cloaks a thing?
It’s a brisk morning, you wake up, brr, chilly! Throw your house cloak over your shoulders, pop the hood up, boom—you’re all set until the heat comes up!
I need to explore this.